Gather up your fertility spells and sign in for the lentil-weaving BESH woo hippy thread!

[FrankelSaysRelax]

Greetings sisters [puts flowers in hair]

Bring your very best woo & let's see if we can magick up a few baybees (insta-differs not allowed).

New recruits are required to locate the BESH spell aka the BESHtionnaire and submit for further scrutiny.

[dances round bare foot]

Not me. I have no wit. And am also technically off ttc till Christmas so really ought to back off a bit...

On train for first day back at work. Sob.

Also first day of resumed diet. I am halfway through the overweight category now (in six weeks!) and need two stone off.

I'm on it.

Tis done, eep - first fred creation. Be naice.

Can't link though.

Fairwel Woo fred. It's been shite.

(not your fred FSR - auspicious start ruined by the curse of the woo)

Bye fred, you were indeed pretty rubbish!

Helpful link to new fred