Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

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Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

The bodice ripping has faded into the background besides euro's quick flash. What an interesting meeting that will be!

Have spent today in bed drinking tea and reading. Am feeling generally ok, actually. Apart from sick with horror at the idea a varicose vein there.

Definitely diffed :) And now out to celebrate good things! Will be more chatty tomorrow!

Yay!

PS it was not instant result, they called back and I made them call SB, as I was at New Job and didn't want to dissolve in tears, sorry for the wait

Whoop whoop [strips off and dons elaborate nipple tassles]

So happy for you lemoney

Who warns to rub up against me to give me some luck [perv]

Woo hooooo!

Hoooooray!!! Well done drizzo !

Yippeeee! Well done lemon! A cluster diff fo' sho'.

6dpo today and I have sore buzzwams. Am I diffed?

norf having a post-op shag is super impressive.

mole hello! I don't really know you but thanks for posting and sharing your good news story. Tis things like that that keep us going. Enjoy mini-mole!

Possibly shreddie, possibly! :)

Another one!

Well done Lemon! In the spirit of sharing, this clusterdiff should continue

Who's next up? Droid is due here on Sunday, but as I said previously I would be very very surprised if I get a win due to almost total lack of the sechs.

Well done driz!

I'm on cd 48. So pretty doubtful I've going to ovulate. Ever again.

Been told by unit I should expect to wait 12 weeks for an appointment to discuss the bloods/uss/sa. Was tempted to tell them I'd already looked at them... So much for speeding things up - have been waiting for my first appointment since April. [seething anger emoticon]

Anyone see bbc news report about the sechs (or rather, hormones in the semen) inducing women to ovulate? Sounds better than the usual, low GI, no alcohol, no fun healthy living chat!

mole is that really you??!! Congrats on arrival of another mini Molette!

I have an insect bite. My ankle is a veritable balloon as a result. New pup shat all over the garden this morning & my crazy MiL has been taken to hospital. To top it off SSG is abroad working. I'm going to bed & hope that tomorrow is less traumatic

Morning all, just getting ready to head off to York to watch my boy run!

[puts serious face on] The race is live on Channel 4 at 3.40 pm, so do try and watch if you can. It's a very important race for him as its the first time he's going to try and run over a mile and a quarter. All his races so far have been no more than a mile, so there's a teeny question mark over whether he can stay unbeaten.

Three cheers for citronella! Was it a diff au natrel?

Preg test this morning still irritatingly positive. I don't want to phone the hospital until it's negative. I was meant to phone them two days ago to get my latest hcg numbers and to discuss when to come back for a retest, but because I don't want to go back, I am avoiding making the call...

Good luck Frankel.

What is the matter with MIL, jethro?

I hope your ankle gets better soon. Bed sounds like a v good idea. Take the puppy (who will magically stop being a pest and turn in a snuggly ball of love. And definitely not pee on your duvet)

Thanks for the buzzwams, tassles and lurve. Come hither FSR and your welcome to rub all you want . I am happy to dance nekkid for the others in our cluster (more than faif and camel?)

Sorry about the still positive piss-stick norf. Do call them, even if you don't want to, pretty please.

My diff is SO (with injectables, lead to two eggs) and IUI. And I called the clinic slightly panicked this morning because I had brown pant snot after sechsing for fun (the evening with SB turned out as lovely as one can hope for) and now I have warned him of a sechless few weeks until I am less scared. Oh and to symptoms, I specialise in absences, my boobs hurt less than usual, my pre-period bloatiness failed to materialise (which I attributed to project BMI baybee) and my period stayed away. Now I think I can attribute my lack of pooing to it as well, but I always have that in the second half of my cycle.

Right now back to some work, but I am about and fancy a bit of a read back through the fred. What have I missed (and who are all the oldies exactly).

Massive good luck to frankel and enjoy the day.

Sorry about the MiL, jethro! Is it a case of certified or has she got otther complaints? not speaking from proper psychiatric mil experience of course How is the ankle today? I hate those, did you try the vinegar trick (never know whether that is a placebo effect or not)?

How bloody annoying for the long wait sinking. GRRR for you. But yay for sechsing being good to produce ovulation - although a trigger shot is not bad either

And of course you're diffed shredni, is this a proper cluster or not?

Congrats mole and thanks for the story. I love positive endings. And only on the BESHes (and the 10+ers) I could always cope with announcements of the sort. Snuggle with the little person and enjoy.

And as to sechsing for fun norf you are superwoman. And faif go for it, if you want, we did. I discovered the joys of extra sensitive parts down-there, and then had brown stuff. But I called the clinic (after consulting dr google at 5am) and they reassured me that it was most likely okay.

Obviously work could wait a little

I will call tomorrow. Or maybe tonight, if I am feeling brave. I promise.

Oldies are ariel, madameboo, moley, donkey and jethro, I think. But I might have missed some in the confusion. Also, I can't quite remember who you overlapped with and who you didn't, if you see what I mean.

Oh yes, I was rather pleasantly extra-sensitive down there as well when I was diffed. I definitely recommend.

As much rubbing as you want norf. Just trying to be helpful re:calling.

With respect to oldies, I might have seen/read them when I still lurked, but don't think I overlapped with any of them writing.

Btw shall we do another call for fresh meat in the hippy fred? I have a hideous t shirt with massive flowers for painting in which I'll wear to fir the theme. And put some flowers in my hair. And say yeah man... a lot.

Sounds mellow, man.

And you are right, lem, I know I have to call. I am just upset at the thought of having to start traipsing round the country again, so am putting off the call till I feel able to deal with it. If my levels don't drop fast enough they want to give me methotrexate, which will mean no ttc-ing for 6 months. I really want to ward that off if I can as well.

norf you need to talk to them luffly. You know you do.

I am on the ward today. It is very busy. I am knackered already --but have avoided vomiting on the ward which is very good news!