Hello BESH of old and new persuasion. Had done a minilurk and couldn't help noticing some matters that needed attention;
northey am so so sorry to read about your latest set back, bloody crap weasel of a hand
; sending very besht wishes for a speedy recovery, and much soothing and medicinal gin and cake.
faith awesome news!!- am swinging my huge tassles for you 
I have hesitated to pop back in, but feel like it's the final part of my journey through the palais and all its wonders. I sincerely hope no one is offended, and that you grant me this indulgence for old times sake. Or you could just look away for a moment. OOh Look! there's Johnny Depp
Just wanted to make ESH fred official announcement for those who remember me (the starcuntmole) that my miniest mole was born on Friday, at home, a small creature of female persuasion, and she's just wonderful.
For those who don't know me, I'm 37, and was a BESH for at least a year and a half before winning, (ttc#2 24 months, after taking 4 1/2 years to win DD1, with one tube after an ectopic, and handful of mc, no actual identified fertility ishoos though) and although it's been quite a long time all in all, here I sit all 2.4 childrened up,like some kind of Non Barren, and genuinely can't believe how lucky I am. I hope that it serves as a positive story for anyone who feels like it might never happen for them, as I was certainly in that place many times. Many many times. (disclaimer, I don't actually have .4 of a child, it's just an expression alright?
Like I say, really don't want to offend, but this place meant a whole lot to me for a long time, I wanted to acknowledge its and all of yours part in minimole's arrival. When you're in the depths of ttc despair, I always found it so helpful to have somewhere to come and swear loudly and fantasize about pirates.
Wishing all of you the same success in huge big fat bucketloads.
Laters biatches.