Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

[HaveALittleFaith]

NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

kick I've done daft amounts of research. I could probably write a thesis on the subject. I have a folder full of research papers sitting in my living room. I wanted to be as informed as possible about the treatment, and in doing that I have come to the conclusion that it is a treatment I should not be having.

BTW, has anyone seen my egg? I usually ov on either days 14 or 16. I am now on day 16 without even so much as a positive pish stick. My ovaries have been twinging away for the past 6 weeks but can't seem to actually push and egg out.

What egg?

Oops, spoke to soon. Just pished on a stick and got a smiley face. COME ON EGGY, YOU CAN DO IT! I haven't oved since 9 June to the cancelled IVF cycle. This is quite exciting. Now I just have to get over my usual thing of not wanting sechsy time for a while after I have had drs shoving things up me.

euro

SMILEY FACE!!!! Almost as good a BFP

Orsum! Get humping!

Baby dance away Euro [dodges variety of sharp implements thrown by other BESH]

Rie I can definitely confirm that my luff for Frankel is purely about his talent as a racehorse. I, to paraphrase Bill Clinton, do not have sexual feelings for that horse.

[gets all serious] He's just a very good horse, possibly the best I will see in my lifetime, so I'm taking the opportunity to follow him around so that one say I can tell my grand kids (ha!) "I was there. I saw him run."

aries yes, tis I. I think mountainmule or andesass or cambriancowboy or penninespony or nevisnag. This one was suggested by medee and it always made me titter.

If anyone wants a go on the shag dictator please let inappropriatecrushboo know, else I'm going to eBay it.

Erm....SnowdoniaSteed?

AppalachainAss

AppalachIAn.

Penninespony looks like penispony

Hilltophorsey?!

Yes, norf, yes it does!

MatterhornMount?

HelvellynHorsey

I am racking my brains for a Q mountain for quadruped....

I have climbed Helvellyn! Never again!

There's a stallion named Hellvelyn, and one called Kyllachy [nerd]

MountainousMule
HimalayanHinny
RiftValleyRig

Northey according to Wikipedia there is the Quesnel Highland in Canada

I climbed Helvellyn too, faif! I am also not doing it again, at least, not with AMNH, as he hops around on the narrowest, most dangerous edges, singing a little song and being all overconfident, while i take the sensible paths and pay attention!

We were thinking of walking the Annapurna Circuit for our honeymoon. If he is going to be all danger-loving, I might have to refuse, or we will just end the honeymoon in divorce or death (either because he has fallen off or because I have killed him for being reckless and showy offy).

Right everyone. I am off camping for a couple of weeks. Think my access to the t'interent is going to be severely limited.

See you when I get back :)

Have fun, dotticular! I would warn you to be careful after faith's experience, but you are clearly well beyond that :o

Bearing in mind what happened last year camping I am quite grateful we don't have to keep on with the shagging!

What happened? Remind me??

Was that the exploding air bed? Or was that someone else (surely there can't be that many camping disasters amongst the Beshes?)

How'd the appointment go euro? And how are you norf? When do you get to go home?

You'll all be please to hear that I don't have syphilis, HIV or hepatitis. . Nor does GHJ, which is reassuring. Jizz sample drop in booked for Tuesday. Naice. The boy is deeply unhappy that he was given a pot in a biohazard bag and an a4 booklet with "infertility semen analysis" emblazoned across the front. And no bag.

We broke three airbeds.

Oh, the dignity

They might as well have given him a t shirt with "My bollocks might be faulty" written on it.

Congratulations on your lovely cleanly innards.

It is visiting time now, and AMNH is here. AND AND AND my catheter is out! The first wee afterwards was decidedly ouchy. But I am glad it is gone. Am now wondering whether I could sneakily get an early discharge tonight. Might be a bit much, considering they originally said I'd be here till Monday, then conceded possibly Sunday, then revised it to Saturday in light of my super recovery skillz. Would a mere 24 hours after surgery be just a step too far? I have minimal pain, have eaten and drunk a really quite considerable amount, have had a wee, and have had all drips and tubes and cannulae removed. How can I persuade them???