Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

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NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

Surgery at 8pm, btw.

Fx norf

Oh for crying out loud norf you're allowed to be mememe on a day like this! Ooh PCA is good. Have they said anything about your tube?

Sick pay should be standard one month full pay two months half pay but I will check.

Sorry it's tough for you alwyn. Being in limbo is hideous.

It's in the remnants of the tube from last time - the sort of shoulder bit, just where the tube joins the womb. So at least I won't lose my other tube. But I will lose a bit of womb muscle. If I ever conceive again and manage to do things properly it will probably be a c section. But at least I still have the chance of conceiving naturally.

Well in as much as any of this can be good news, I guess that is. Is AMNH with you/on his way?

Dear girl, I'm so sorry :(.

Have this loving clout around the face with a rotting fish. I guess that's one thing - that it's the same toob. Thinking of you and I hope you recover quickly.

Definitely better news (than it could have been) with it being the same tube. Does 2 ectopics trigger some more testing? Like multiple mc's?

norf never thought if be pleased in such grim circumstances but as Al says it's good news compared to what could have been

Al nice to see you back. Sorry it's all so uncertain

faces all round...

Oh Norf. I am so very sorry. My bosom is yours pet xxx

Oh Norf. Cocking shitebags. Hope when you read this you're nicely doped up with morphine, not too sore and missing only the crappy end of the useless tube.

Hello to all the old-bies. Are we going to hear anymore from YM, or have we scared her off with our hag like ways?

faife- whhhhhhaaaaaattttt? After all the stuff you've put up with recently, you've gone and got diffed? You supa fertile girl you. How many sticks have you peed on today then?

I dunno how it happened flamey! I can pin point the day. I have peed on 3 sticks today bringing the grand total to 6. I have to agree with what MsPalmer said a while back: internet cheapies are the work of the devil So faint and fuzzy. Clear on FRER and boots own test though. Still scared it might not be real (dreamt of a bfp so many times).

I imagine norf is in surgery now. Positives vibes and prayers that she gets sorted quickly.

Rie I'm bona fide BESH honest! I swore allegiance to gin and everything on the BESHtonnaire.

Err shit spelling in that last post and should probably say that not only am I crap at keeping up with posts I'm also a weeny bit diffed so hiding and lurking as don't really belong anywhere now!

She did! She introduced herself first too! She did get her bfp spookily soon after becoming a BESH. But yes, she was sworn in.

Just checking in to see how everyone is doing. Hope things went well Norf. A manly shoulder lunch for you.

Just spent a few hours with my very pregnant BF. as I suspected she's avoiding me because she doesn't want to "rub her pregnancy" in my face. Silly cow! Told her not to be so stoopid and we hugged and fried lots together. It felt good to let it all out with someone IYKWIM.

I had a moment with her though, she told me she has developed a varicose vein on her fanjo [faints] Poor thing can't stand for long due to the pressure on it.

Shoulder lunch? Shoulder lunch?!

Shoulder punch

Oh god, I'm not having a good evening am I?

I cried lots with BF, we didn't fry anything

I shall go to bed now.

Night night Frankel! Sleep tight. Watch out for those typos bed bugs!

I'm sure you are, Camel, sorry!!! It's just that many moons ago there was a BESH with the word Camel in her name, and I thought you were her. Well, are you?

Rie that's EXACTLY what I thought re the Camel!!

Ooh look at you still up, Jeffers! Why so late?

I'm still up despite being knackered too! Can't sleep won't sleep.
I think this camel is a newbie!

Hello. I am alive and well and terrifyIng the ward staff with my insistence on more toast! Now! Please! More! God It's delicious.

Bad news is that when they got inside they would the eve topic in the bastard let tube after all.

Bit incoherent with sleepiness and toast. I kuffs you all.

Wow, that makes no sense at all.

Ectopic was in left tube after all. They managed to save the tube though, though we will need to HSG it again next month to see how it looks.