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How rubbish to be stuck waiting norf. Yes I snuck off early. Bought more piss sticks including a CBD! Off to tell my Dad.

An nil by mouth, kick. Because they might want to operate

In that case they should put you on a drip. Say you dehydrate?

Should add that I am medically clueless, by the way.

Takes a while to dehydrate and normally they will put a drip in to make sure they can get a vein. I think

They offered a drip when I said I was thirsty but I don't want a drip I want a drink of water! And a curry! Waaaah!

Course you do, you poor cah :(

Can you ask for some ice?

Oh Norfy. You can surely have some ice or a tiny sip of water?

Ahhhhhhh.... that's it! No more work until 3 September. Phew!

Ah Bugger. Go off those rails. Go on! Even though I haven't had MCs I keep finding myself thinking "I should have a two year old now if the Universe was fair" etc. Have this gentle kick in the spleen.

Cock. It IS another ectopic. They're finding an emergency surgery slot now.

There had better be bloody curry afterwards, that's all I can say.

Cock shit and bugger :(

Sorry Norf

Oh cock norf

To be honest, I was a bit fucking scared for you for a second because some cancers release HCG.

So if they can't find a pregnancy, they do a blood test to see if they can pick up abnormal cells

Oh I'm so sorry Northey :(

Shitting shit shit. I am so sorry Norf. How fucking crap. Was so excited for you as well. It's so unfair that luffly BESH like you and Bugs have to go through this hideous stuff.

I hope you get your curry.

Yep bugs. I only ever swear properly when I am posting from home because of the IT police! I also won't click on any sweary thread headings on here because the words show up in the URL. I'm with you on ttc rebellion. I haven't done anything as exciting as you, but just taking the ttc pressure off myself and doing things I wouldn't normally do in the 2ww has helped enormously. Of course I am secretly hoping for an ironidiff, but I can't help that. I am v jealous of the motorbike lesson. I seriously contemplated that a couple of years ago but somehow never got around to it.

Rie I'm the same. Particularly when I see friends with babies who started ttc after us. In fact there is one who started trying for #2 the same month we started trying. She had a chem preg first month and a sticky one second month. The baby was born (overdue) at the end of November. Meh.

Norf I am so sorry. :(

Oh Northey I'm sorry! :(

Shit. So sorry Norf

Northey I am so so sorry

Crikey! I go away for 24 hours and so much happens!

First of all norf I am so very very sorry. There aren't words enough to say how bloody unfair the universe is. Hope you have a speedy recovery from the surgery and we'll be here for any ranting and hand holding you need.

By way of contrast, yippee faith! Can't believe it! Sending sticky vibes to you across the interweb.

Congrats to those who have become diffed since I've been away, and I'm really really sorry norf about another ectopic :(

I'm in much the same situation as bugs at the minute - my job won't be confirmed until the end of October, and if they don't confirm it I'll be looking for another one to start after Xmas. CGH won't let me try to get diffed unless I have a chance of getting maternity benefits (caused a massive row during the sechs the other week - hence no sechs), so I could be anywhere from 2 months away from starting to TTC again to nearly a year. Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.

And I've just had another pregnancy announcement on Facebook - a lovely girl, but only 24 and not even in a long term relationship (not that I'm judging - well ok, I AM). No doubt it will be a "happy accident". Bastards.

Ooh, they are going to give me a clicky self-dosing morphine thing! Four days in hospital, apparently! And then 6 weeks off work. (umm, anyone know if I still get paid if I am off sick from a fixed term contract??).

Also, I am really sorry for being so mememememe today. I am honestly so happy for fifi, and full of sympathy about ongoing ttc crap for everyone else. Today has just been a bit weird.