Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

[HaveALittleFaith]

NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

Search me. Am sitting in a corridor waiting...

Blood test, I think, to see if hcg is rising or falling.

Norf (((hugs)))

Oh norfey. Gutted for you

Oh dear, and now I've fainted from too much blood being taken.

Still, at least they have moved me from a hard chair in the corridor to a nice private room with a bed.

faithy, or any other medically minded types, can you help me with a blood question? They took three lots. I know why they are testing hcg, but why are they doing "full blood count" and "group and antibody scan"?

Sorry to hear that Norf

Group and antibody will be in case they need to give you a blood transfusion (worst case scenario obviously). Full blood count - not 100% sure, maybe as a baseline, maybe to see if you're anaemic? Sorry you passed out. I bet the stress is playing a part. Sorry to hear the scan was inconclusive - Clearly someone is playing hide and seek with you.

Yes yummy please to introduce yourself?

I feel sick as a dog after eating some m&ms. Sandwich appears to be staying put though!

Oh norf :( :( :(

Well at least you did it in style, rather than just being a bit pale. You actually fainted

Yes, for the love of God please change the name, YM.

rierie, I fell down in a corridor and everything! There were running feet and calls for help. And a pillow.

Do it style norf, I luff it! How dramatic?!

Blimey. The only time I have ever fainted was alone after a puking and diarrhoea bout. I came to alone, thankfully, with my pants around my ankles. No attention ofr nuffink!

Oh Norf, bless you [holds hand and proffers water laced with gin]

I assumed Yummy was an old BESH . Please to be explaining yourself or, as Bugs so eloquently put it, fark orf!

Where were you at the time rie?

I was in a locked toilet in Prague

So was the first time Yummy appeared here when she did the links to the Agent Provocateur stuff? Do you think she'd mixed up her threads?

She's not come back to defend herself

Yes that was her first post rieby. From advanced search the looks of it she had a baybee in April...

HA bitter old crones we certainly are NOT

Maybe she was looking for the BESH thread in like...pregnancy? Although still a bit of giant big "fuck you" coming into either and swanning around with her baby.

I think I remember her being on a fred a couple of days ago about what to take on a flight mentioning her young baby son, so maybe she has figured out that this is not her natural home? I could be mixing her up with someone else though.

Norf good skillz on getting a comfy bed. ;)

Did someone mention bed? I have been waiting half an hour to do some teaching - the manager hasn't turned up yet! I'd be so bored without MN!

eurochick I have DS1 by some small miricle would one day like another but we will have to see.

So are you actually ttc at the moment?

Blood results still not back. Have finished my book and am bored and hungry.

faif can you leave early again?

Is there not anywhere you can go get something to eat?