Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

[HaveALittleFaith]

NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

They came and went, it changed day by day. Still seem to now, as do all the other symptoms. I wouldn't set too much store by them. I kept panicking on days I didn't feel sick but got used to it in the end.

Unfortunately none of us can say either way that x definitively = y. Or definitively doesn't. I don't want you to feel like I'm saying, don't worry everything's fine! Of course it's worrying. But in and of themselves, the breast fluctuations don't mean anything.

I am always available for groping.

good luck today.... X

WOW - HURRAH - YAY - CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! Faithy I am so happy for you. Happy puking, obsessing, boob-prodding and hanging around to be rubbed luck off

And massive good luck to norf today, I hope it is just very small twins lurking there at 5+ something. Our hospital does not get you in before 6+5 or something (although that might be different if you've had an ectopic before).

Waves at all the oldies, and welcome back to all of you! CryingRie I had a pretty decent period after my HSG, which took away my chance of possible post-cleaning conception... And the same after my lap. Well done for shiny tubes though. And all of you: stay (but don't talk to much as I am off for the weekend straight from work tonight).

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Oh and sleepy tassles. I am still waiting...

Having said I have not laid my egg yet, Futility Friend is now saying I laid on Sunday (CD 29). I got a bit of increased CM, but not what I'd usually expect. All ties in with a screwy cycle I'm afraid, what with the early cycle spotting.

Thing is if I do get diffed this cycle it is likely to result in a precautionary call to the Vatican. We've only managed the sechs once (Saturday afternoon) and it ended in a sechs fail, so not holding out any hope.

I'm sitting at my computer intermittently doing

Frank you know futility fiend has been known to change its mind! Do you feel like you've laid your egg? Can we see your chart?

Quite right too Faithy

I know FF can be wrong, but with me it has been spot on so far. Here is my chart if you want to nose!

Oops, link fail!

Trying again

Good luck today Southey.

(See what I did there?)

Don't lurk myself, someone told me about my pal Norf and so I came to hand hold. And then Faithy pops up with her news . And I thought I might as well tell you all about my HSG because I knew you'd all be fascinated especially the BESH who don't actually know me. Might hang around a a bit

Well so I should bally well hope. The BESH who have arrived since you skiied off and got lost in the snow are generally pleasingly evil, selfish and hag-like. And I will prob be back here by the end of the day anyway and will neeeeeeed you, especially with faif gone.

How are your gunky oozings today?

Oh you know. Brown and dribbly. So attractive, me.

Phwoarr.

I'm not going anywhere yet norf and I'll never leave you. Where you lead/I will follow/anywhere that you tell me to/if you need, you need me to be with you/I will follow/where you lee-ea-ah-heed
Gotta love Carole King!

Yes rie you must stay. You belong with us. One an ESH, always an ESH!

Rie I know what you mean. In the biology diagrams they are always quite short. Mine were very long and very twisty. KFZK has a terrible sense of direction. I concluded that his swimmers were probably just getting lost each month after I saw the screen showing my tubes! You sound terribly brave and definitely deserving of a sticker.

Norfy I understand it is normal not to see anything at less than 6 weeks.

I have something odd going on. I am piling on weight at an alarming rate - 8 pounds since I was at that Christening 3 weeks ago. My weight has always been stable. Even on the steroids I was only putting on a pound a month. WTF is going on??? Have the IVF drugs fvked something up (thyroid?) or is KFZK forcefeeding me lard in my sleep? This is completely abnormal for me. I have been the same weight give or take a few pounds all my adult life. Any ideas?

FSR that does look like likely ov to me. All my ov signs seem to have disappeared. I wish I had never touched those bloody drugs.

Faif this might even make me change my mind about camping. Maybe. unlikely

ArielThePiraticalMermaid I was informed rather to knowingly by DP that your mammary's (his words not mine) should hold them nicely. I pointed out as a superhero the outitude and drag of flting would pull them off. Which was met with a deep sigh and a roll of the eyes.

FrankelSaysRelax & Northey can you feel the freedom that comes with flying in them?

My mammaries wouldn't hold them nicely.

Don't call me by my full name - it makes me nervous.

Northey hip hip horray for nipple tastles and pants in public. I can't believe the tasstles have taken on a mind of their own perhaps we super herps should contact Agent Provocateur too see if they do a bulk buy discount and explain that we are superheros saving the world (think of the free publicity for them, superhero saves the day in Agent Provocateur, front page news)

HaveALittleFaith congratualtions.

What shall I call you the ArielThePiraticalMermaid Ariel perhaps I hate it when people use my full name in RL Men have no idea about tasstles and mammaries

Yummy are you an old and cynical ttcer? If so, find the BESHtionnaire and let us judge find out about you.

Oh. Sorry. I didn't know we had a gatecrasher. I thought Yummy was old hat.

Find the questionnaire yummy The BESH don't let just anyone in, you know ;) Surprised they let me flit in and out to be honest. (Thanks BESHes)

You can also be young and cynical though

Flitting in v quickly between bits and bobs of hospital crap to let you know my scan revealed zilch in the womb. Nothing anywhere else either.

So what next Norf?

Norf :(