The BESH Fillies Are Under Starters Orders

[CaveMum]

Welcome to the 2.30 from Mumsnet Towers. The fillies have been groomed to within an inch of their lives and are raring to go.

Late entries for the race are required to locate and fill in the BESHtionnaire so that their form can be assessed.

Bring on the stallions!

Yay, a puppy! That's lovely. I'd like one too - in my future fantasy life we have dogs and horses galore

Good luck for tomorrow, euro.

Droid I fecking orf here now so will be back in the saddle in a couple of days. Will be attempting positive visualisation again this month! And need to get back on the healthy eating wagon after a weekend full of booze and barbecue!

Yes good luck for tomorrow - hoping its all good news!

I've just had a nice - if brief at 1h 15m! - catch up with an old friend. He's a leader on an RAF camp not far from here. The kids came here for the ghost walk so we went for a couple of drinks. MSB finds him annoying! To be fair, he can be so I went alone. Nice evening all told :)

Evening all. I an here in body but not in spirit as I am bloody knackered.

I am off to bed and will be back when I am not talking bollocks.

Hope everyone is ok xxx

I just managed to get in a post sludge, pre foof dr shag! I was determined to in case foof dr does any treatment tomorrow and I have to avoid shags for weeks!

My orgasm seems to be lost though. I haven't manage to climax since I started the downregging drugs. I'm not sure if it is a mental thing because I knew they were throwing me into menopause so they made me feel unfeminine or a physical effect of the drugs (they are well known for affecting libido). If anyone finds it, please return it to me....

Here is some bonus libido, euro.

Had the lap, now have bleeding from the anatomically perfect parts of my body and am on another sex ban until it stops (and on a tampax ban!) So I don't need it for a while.

Totally knackered and keep forgetting things, but as there was nothing to treat the lap was purely diagnostic and no fiddling, so should be much better tomorrow.

forgot that was today. Well, sorry you had a lap when they didn't find anything drizzly but yay! That everything is ok.hope you feel better after a good night's sleep.

No need for head slapping, not sure I said it would be today. In fact not sure of many things I have said in the past. Maybe put the wedding ring back on to remind myself that I definitely did say YES to SB a little while ago
Very pleased it was "pointless" as that in my book is much better than endo, which is what I was worrying about. The lack of adhesions, I thought were quite clear from the HSG. Although I am in NO rush to have any kind of surgery again, anesthesia (sp?) is weird!

PS Sorry about that, when is your urology one? Guess it is worth it if there is something seriously painful to cure!

Yes I view it like that! I think if they're sticking tubes up me I'd rather be asleep! No date yet I just want it over with! Happily though will be well enough for my friend's wedding on Saturday :)

I'm glad they didn't find anything lemons. GA turns me into a dozy dormouse for a week (my gran is the same) so let your body have the time it needs to recover.

Thanks for the bonus libido. I asked KFZK to help me feel more feminine. He grabbed my boob and told me that felt womanly.... He needs a bit more training.

euro he's trying! I understand the libido ishoos to some extent - excessive amounts of painkillers has dulled me down and the painful sechsing has made me nervous (despite it being fine since my massage- you can see why I gave her the lady flowers!)

KFZK sounds a perfect BESH, what with the boob grabbing there. How frustrating to be denied orgasm, when you had been so desperate for a shag! Was tomorrow's foof exam playing on your mind? Or all the extra work? That sort of thing is a real killer for me, orgasm-wise, as unless I can stop my mind racing, I haven't a hope.

drizz, congrats on a good lap. And cave congrats on possible ovulation pains. Even if they have arrived at a random time. When did you think you had ovulated?

And hurrah for mini cooper! Photo, please!!

It might be nervous or anxious scratching, and he will stop as he settles, perhaps? Poor Cooper. Hope it stops soon anyway.

I can't click on you to find your profile!

Morning all. Norf, all pointers are that I ov'd about 10 days ago, so no idea what the random stabby-like pains were. Probably wind knowing me!

Didn't sleep well last night, too busy worrying over this morning's appointment. Wish me luck!

lemon glad the lap was clear. The GA is a bugger though, like faithy, mine wiped me out for almost a week.

Morning all!

at KFZK's attempt at making you feel womanly - SB seems to think I should find random boobbabge grabbing very pleasant and exciting. I am slowly trying to explain the difference in timing and level of pre-existing horniness. He was luffly yesterday (as I was mega-nervous, I arrived with an excessively high heart rate and blood pressure, whereas normally I am on the low ends of normal; so they gave me some calming magic stuff and he sad with me cuddling while I waited to go in, than ran off to eat - he'd been sober as well, because we had no food and buy me a card while I was in, and was waiting for me when I cam back)

Nearly mentalling time cave at 10dpo :) and yay for someone laying an egg. The short term memory is still shoddy. Sorry!

Morning BESHes. I am feeling a little more normal today although still knackered. We got in on the night boat at 3am yesterday morning and i was back in my own bed by 3.30am but then had training all day. Had a nightmare when they decided to do some guided visualisation stuff and I went straight to sleep!

Hope everyone else is doing ok. A

Dor I'm giggling at the idea of you nodding off.

Cavey the stabbiness could be promising....

Bugs I can't click on your profile either. WANNA SEE CUTE PUPPY PICS!

I'm working at home today in advance of my foofologist appointment later. I'm nervous and didn't sleep well. I had a dream last night that the smear he took was all clear and there was no sign of HPV. Wishful thinking I think. Handholding please, BESH. Why TF can none of my lady bits work properly and be nice and healthy?

Keep breathing, euro you will be okay (and you can breath without odd pains, which I am assuming must the trapped air). I am crossing everything for the result you dreamed of.

I have to say your dreams are a lot friendlier than mine. I had proper nightmares all weekend about the lap (including one where we were late - not that unreasonable since I was the first of the day and consequently had to be there before 7am) and that it was in the 7th basement...

Please can I see flea-monster too, bugs?

And dot nodding off in guided visualisation sounds completely reasonable to me! Hope you've had a chance to catch up on some sleep last night!

I've been having weird/bad dreams, too. Mostly to do with my PhD supervisor.

Hope it all goes well today Euro.

Puppy...yummy snuggly goodness never mind the fleas!

Scan today at 2.20. Counting down the hours. Trying to push away feelings of dread and fear.

Still on training today. Fortunately they haven't told me to close my eyes yet!

Thanks for the proffered hands ladies.

Dor how exciting to be having a scan. Just try not to fall asleep when you lay down....

lemons I am sure the pains must be caused by trapped gas. I can't remember now. My lap was so many years ago.

7th basement??? Was your op in an evil underground lair or something? Anyway, it's clearly the place to go come the apocolypse.

Think it's LP having a scan today. My next one is due on 1 August.