Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

[babylann]

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month . All you need is a man, , ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

Oh. My. Gosh.

I just found this online. Now, I'm happy looking at my own pant snot (I don't inspect it though really) but this is rather euw

You must ALL click on this link!

www.babycenter.com/101_what-cervical-mucus-looks-like-through-your-cycle_10351429.bc

Cos DH is French and we live here

It would literally be Que Baiser. But baiser is more like fuck than shag, and it only works in context of 'we're doing nothing else, just shagging'. (on be fait rien que baiser). But noone would actually say that because it's all terribly twee and projet bébé-esque.

Oops sorry Frak, I've lost touch with reality with who lives where etc etc. I was flicking through this thread yesterday and there are people we've not from in ages but I don't think they had BPFs. I hope they're all okay :)

Guinea, hope you had a wonderful time in Norway!
Top hope you had a great skinny dipping night!

flying, I can't afford to work (v.depressed about this atm!) but DH works lng stupid hours in the Emergency Services...so I don't see him much (going to be even better during the Olympics).

Oh Frak, I hate forgetting stuff. I can't find my keys atm so we can't go out (DH has already gone to work)!

South thank you for that iccky but informative link! I shall print & put in the bathroom, to disgust DH.

ERTD should be due on friday based on last cycle but I'm not feeling to positive for a bfp this month

Well ERTD still isn't here but I am as spotty as anything :( and still feel bloated etc (and it's due today/yesterday and that is only if I've got my dates right) so I'm still not getting my hopes up.

Apart from Something due on Friday, is anyone else due around now?

Oh and Practising, who was due 5 days ago... :)

Hi!
So i just read through this whole thread this morning and feel i know you all!

Yesterday i got the implant taken out and we have decided to not try but not prevent having another baby. We have a 9 month old already who came after multiple miscarriages, so we thought we'd strike while the iron was hot, so to speak.

Im so pleased to meet you all

Welcome fryingpantoface! Apologies for the large amount of guff you had to endure Sorry to hear of your multiple miscarriages. x
Good luck & I hope your body gets back to pre-implant normal asap!

south, I've just finished ERTD so I'm out. But I am with you on the spotty-ness...it's crap.
something, has DP started pulling his weight around the home?

Ive just clicked on that link south Seriously who has volunteered to do that!
Was it just me or did the creamy mucus look a bit green?

Hi frying Hoping thisw journey wont be as difficult.

Im with you on the spots. cd28, should be due an arrival over the weekend. Had the bloody spots since ov tho. I look like a wrinkly teenager. You know when you sometimes loook in the mirror and your like Who is that old lady with the bags under her eyes and a chin full of zits!!

Hello Frying :) I read your name as frying pan to face which would be a bit painful, but I'm thinking it's now frying panto face - which is equally a bit made

Sorry RIBS for making you feel sick (ooh a pg symptom? )

Woman - let us know what your DH says!

Damn spots though - seriously, this month has been rotten since OV and with all the stupid hours I've been working, I just sit here in front of my PC and pick at them. Makes it worse I know

Or could it be Fry In GP Ant Of Ace? (Nope, no idea either.)

Ha ha
Its frying pan to face

I was something else but my dh told my sil my nn who stalked me. Another poster said i should not leave the bastard, but frying pan to face :-)

Brilliant reason for a nickname frying! Mine is from the Charlie and Lola book, I used to have my first and middle names together but didn't feel anonymous enough with all the crap I write decided it was a bit boring.

Think I'm ov at the moment so JSing like hormonal teenagers. OH thinks all his birthdays have come at once!

Welcome frying. Sorry about the miscarriages, here's hoping for better luck this time. south you just made me snort laugh on the tube with that, very embarassing!

Good luck all those close to testing. Like woman I'm also back to JSing as ERTD has been and gone.

I've not looked at that link yet, don't want to look at it on the train with someone looking over my shoulder.

I like it :-)

I was hoping to js, but my DH has a dodgy belly apparently. Rubbish!

I looked at the link, kinda wishing for brain bleach

That creamy mucus definitely looked like she should go to the doctors for some antibiotics

Oh goodness. I was right not to look at that on the train! Also now I feel my mucous is woefully inadequate (not something I ever thought I'd write). I thought I had a reasonable amount but it's nowhere near that amount. Maybe I should think about one of those conception assisting lubricants???

Her fingers were an odd shape too (I was trying to avoid looking at the evil gunk!).

Dp is not pulling his weight I'm refusing to clear up his crap but its doing my head in I don't like mess. I'm actually not sure when ERTD is due as I oved late this cycle but have had some ERTD style cramps on and off but very mild ones?!

I also noticed the odd fingers, kinda looked like fake ones.

I have to admit, I've not really paid attention to the pant snot before, however I know this time I'll be looking and wondering how it compares to that link! I did also think she was actually using lotion at one point, at least I hope so 'cos mine doesn't look like that!

So glad to have made you all feel sick by looking at that link! I've been playing netball tonight but after working past midnight the past few nights I was rubbish and kept falling over :(

Frying I am almost disappointed that it wasn't Frying Panto Face. I shall always read your nn as that from now on

Night all. No JSing as I don't want to tempt fate while waiting for ERTD to make her(?) appearance.

Morning all!

No ERTD as yet but since it was 4 days late the month before I joined the JSing group and no pg I'm not going to get my hopes up.

Now we all know what our pant snot should look like, dare I ask what everyone's pant snot is doing today?!

morning! Yesterday it was lotiony, today nothing. so I don't think today us the day. Just waiting for the ertd so I roughly know when to js

Am checking that link out now