Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

[babylann]

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month . All you need is a man, , ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

DS is 20 weeks on wednesday he dicided to shove his hands in my breakfast this morning.

so i have a huge headache im starving im tired and crying at dont tell the bride. my sex drive has been on and off and usally its permantly on but i bet im not pregnant. 5ish days to find out i guess

Things come in 3s...
I really don't think its an evap line.
Being in the house alone is doing my head in im just pacing around and i shall be here alone till after one when i have to go to work. how will i concentrate

Argh I can't stand the waiting eitherAmaze!

How about stick a film or box set on and try to kill time?

Something did you still eat your breakfast afterwards??

Think ill take the dog for a walk...

aha im excited then if it doesnt look like an evap but very jelous!! how comes all you lot make it look easy?

i onnly had a little bit left so left him to it lol! we had dinner at my brothers and he was sat in my lap and shoved his hands in lasagne. think we can kiss goodbye to that babygro!

amaze you can always come here and play with DS DP is working 12 hours today so wont be here until 6.45ish

ill be right over although the plane journey might take a while

Anyone fancy taking a ratty teething baby until he's 18? As long as you don't make him a Man U, Arsenal or Millwall fan he's yours . Grumpy hasn't been to sleep since 3am as he's got his 3rd tooth coming through (so 3 on the bottom, none on top!).
Hope everyone is having a good weekend! something, just you wait until he's shoving hands in his own food...then shoving them in your mouth, lovely!!

Amaze, all things crossed for you doing a kitten!

Have told DH we're JS every other day this month. The July BFP will be mine, oh yes it will be mine..

that is true

woman weve been teething nearly 11 weeks here and fucking teeth yet!! where are the fuckers?!

Sooo clear blue says.....IM PREGNANT

Congrats amaze!!!!!

You must be over the moon!

I am so excited i really am. dp came home as a surprise but he was the one that got the surprise. i couldn't hold it in, he was barely in the door.

told you, you would be doing a kitten congrats!

how did you do it?! am desperate for number2!!!

Congrats, Amaze...tell all!

I'm still hoping for (if not optimistic about) a first month jackpot!

I have to say last month we just had lots of sex...
That was it

Ah...just seen you're only new to this thread, Amaze, not new to TTC.

Still, excellent news :-)

How much is lots?!

May have to up my game! But give it a few months first :-)

Congrats Amaze is it your first?

Lots for us lol.
we just happened to do it the night before i ovulated and it was all romantic and stuff

Awww...that's so nice :-)

And we seem to be very successful at getting pregnant these last few weeks on here.

Fx it continues.

I hope so too :D things happen in 3s and we have had two this week haven't we..

Quick someone go POAS

i wanna be one od the three! its funny you should say that amaze as weve been doing it lots to but there was this one time where it just felt really romantic and special. im not expecting a bfp though because it always worse when you get your hopes up

We'be had 3 definites and two with faint second lines since Weds / Thurs so far, I think!!

Proper fertile. :-)

so your pg???