Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

[babylann]

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month . All you need is a man, , ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

Thanks guys. I'm feeling a little perkier now. ERTD hasn't arrived properly, just a bit of light brown spotting, and no cramps at all, so I'm trying to tell myself that it'll be here tomorrow. I really don't want to get my hopes back up. And have bought a bug bar of dairy milk which is making me feel better!

Ah, Stuck, I am constantly crying at utter rubbish too! I'm putting it down to wedding stress plus hormone surge post-pill.

I do feel a bit daft though!

Sounds like you have a lovely DP though :-)

Obviously a big bar, I don't know what a bug bar is

A bit like a bug bear, but not quite as irritating!

Sorry to hear that persuasion :(

I cry copiously at ridiculous things all the time. Up until a couple of years ago I was a hard hearted cow more in control, so this change is slightly alarming :o Goodness knows how I would be if I did get pregnant

I'm exactly the same top, used to not cry at anything. This week I cried at men in black 3!

so we are all emotional wrecks this week then :)

Just popping in to join the emotional wreck club! I'll cry at anything - films, songs, tv adverts! I admit to having a little tear watching the queen over the weekend too...especially all the old photos/footage.

Hope everyone who's feeling down perks up a bit soon x

this made me cry like a baby

Goodness...aren't we an emo bunch?!

I've always cried easily at films, but not at other people's lives, like I am now.

Hormones have a great deal to answer for!

Oh dear...couldn't even get to the end of that, Amaze! (sobs)

Its brilliant isnt it, imagine if that was you...
I would have either laughed the whole time like i did in my own proposal or cried like a baby.... as i have been since yesterday

I'd have laughed and cried, I think! Fantastic though :-)

DH is obviously pregnant as he has just howled like a baby through that- thanks amaze :o

I saw that a few days ago amaze and also cried like a baby. I cried at the prince charles tribute to the queen a few nights ago as well! We are a soppy bunch!

Well ERTD is still playing games and hasn't really showed. Just some light brown spotting. I guess it'll appear properly tomorrow but the longer it takes the more I deceive myself I might still be pregnant yet. This is not good for my psyche. Whose side is my body on???

What is it? I'm not watching cant reduce myself to tears I almost cried over a poorly dog earlier and thinking about buying baby stuff!

Pinkie it's a very cool wedding proposal, so happy crying!

Ah maybe later I'll have a look

Ah pinkie just saw on the June thread that you got a positive! Cautious congratulations! That explains the crying

pursuasion you sure its not a little implantation gunk?? Its not over yet!!

Well done pinkie XXX Hope theres more to come over the next few days. me me me me, please please please

Im not looking at that link if its sad, as ive got a face mask on and dont want it to melt into my face. Such a pretty sight. Just to join in, I nearly cried at Peppa Pig this aft, when it was mummy pig's bday, and daddy pig said she was beautiful. FFS!! I wouldnt mind, im a hard faced cow most of the time. I reckon all good hormonal signs. I tell you what I cant think of a man alive who'd want to be stuck in a room with us all in this state!!

Think the fertile time is over but still JSing anyway for good measure and keep momentum. Think ERTD should be due around fathers day. Will test on the Sunday if its not reared its ugly mug, DP is on a stag night on the Saturday, so he'l feel like crap. ha.

Thank you it's still a faint positive getting darker each day and doing a cb digital Friday or Saturday to see the words and how far along then will call it a BFP!! All very scary and exciting and exciting at the same time!

Maybe I won't watch it on second thoughts!

Cautious congrats Pinkie, look forward to you doing a digital & giving you a proper congrats!

Amaze, if DH did that to me, I'd say no for shits & giggles...and it didn't make me cry. Damn this not being pregnant!!

DH & I had a bit of a sit down...and have decided on giving it a 'proper' try this month (with the ov. piss sticks) and then going back to JS. One of his mates has just had a 10lb(!) boy so we're both feeling a bit more broody.

i wathed that youtbue vid about two weeks ago and balwed like a baby!

RIBS to mummy pig being called beautiful. I'd cry too, then slap myself for being a wally!

Well I'm fully expecting a crimson wave tomorrow. Get on with it :s

pinkie I'm sooooo rooting for you. Looking pretty 'positive' why so tentative? If you don't mind me asking.

Thanks lolly tbh I've no idea as I've no reason to be worrying about things so much I do suffer quite badly from anxiety tho, fear of unknown and whats ahead?And I think I'm still in shock at a faint + after just for cycles