Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

[babylann]

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month . All you need is a man, , ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

so we are all mning in our bathrooms naked....

So happy for you Babylann, massive congrats

Josie, I hope October comes around v.quickly & it works out for you.

baby, congrats. Wish I though of bathroom floor sex, tis naice & cold on slate!

Welcome WhiteAS, hope coil extraction wasn't too painful!

Waves at whiteankle join in the fun

It just dawned on me that this current thread was started by babylan ......bows down and chants oh hail to babylan and also congratulations on the BFP fingers crossed the test lines become darker

Oh dear oh dear south how much more writing do you have left??

Congrats baby

If I lie naked on the bathroom floor with hairdye until DH gets home I'll be there a long time. And might scare the nanny, who is usually the one who helps me due my hair

frak, you made me wake DS up!

My DH is home in about 30mins so I suppose I should go lie on the floor now....

Sex on the bathroom floor wasn't something we usually do either! But DP suggested it and I was almost naked anyway, it was bloody boiling hot so I was just in my underwear... Just threw down a towel and got on with it!

Tell me how it goes

Welcome white

Congratulations babylann!!! Thread starting clearly is lucky. Our bathroom is tiny, so I'm not sure we'd fit on the floor to JS! Do you think being half in the bathroom would work? The problem then is how to shut out the cat, DH gets performance anxiety if anyone is watching

Congrats Babylann, any symptoms we can all start spotting madly? Wondering whether its worth me prostrating myself on cold bathroom floor, is it a good look?

I think i may have ovulated in the last few days, so probably no point now, however in the spirit of JS may settle for the bed!

Welcome whiteankle and amazeballs. it seems like a lucky thread!

frak I understand your dilemma- my mum usually helps me dye my hair. Not conducive to a good shag sesh I'm doomed!

Welcome newbies.

Waiting for ERTD to arrive. No sign yet but not getting excited until at least Monday. Don't feel very lucky this month.

On the plus side, got a week and a half off now. Girl's night out and maximo park gig next week. All good

Symptoms I have spotted so far are "pregnancy cramps", painful boobs, tiredness, crying at someone going home on The Voice and just a "feeling"

They're probably mostly in my head. I've felt nauseous ever since I found out too, but I think that's just shock!

Based on those symptoms, reckon I'm def preggo too! Oh how I wish it was that easy!
I'm sure they're not in your head baby as you have a BFP to prove it. I, on the other hand, have no such excuse

waiting in a&e with DS could be a loooong night

Hope he's okay?

You okay this morning something?

Morning ladies and welcome newbies :)

something hope your DS is ok??

baby/lolly I'm defo pg too based on those symptoms! I cry at anything though - I got all teary yesterday reading about the jubilee celebrations, thinking how lovely it all was!

:o at half the female population lying naked on their bathroom floors last night

he has pnemonia and is on oxygen but should be ok. a girl on one of my facebook groups has just announced shes pregnant but doesnt even want to be? how comes everyone around me is getting pregnant but were not? and people who dont even want to be pregnant are! i want to cry at everything so im obviously pregnant

Somethign your poor DS! I hope he's better soon - that must be really hard on such a little one :( Sunshine I have A Lot to do. Really, a whole publication and I'm meant to be sending a first draft to a working group tomorrow to pull apart. Gulp.

Hi to the Newbies! We have a roll call thing so please copy and paste this and add your details!

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: frak (modify as desired)
Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently
DC: DS 13mo
TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: lollypopsicle
Lives: Midlands
Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: RIBS
Lives: North East
Dc: DD 3 1/2
TTC: 16m

Name: SunshineandChoccy
Lives: London
DC: none
TTC: 10months

Name: Persuasion
Lives: east midlands
DC: not yet
TTC: 2 1/2 months

Name: Miss Marjoribanks
Location: NW
DC: 1x DS 2.5yo
TTC:

thankyou hes sleeping lots but he obviously needs that to get better. a feeding frip might be starting soon as hes not intrested in food

Congrats Babylann! The thread obviously works . We need baby dust from you now. I never had a strong line in my pregnancy tests with DD though, but she is still here!

I went to my ob-gyn yesterday to have a full MOT before we get serious about this (DH away 5 nights a week at the mo so chances are on the slim side) - and had a good chat about everything, age, risk of prematurity (DD was very early). She gave me the all clear on the basis of what she could see(ultrasound) but I am also having a whole load of routine tests to ensure there is nothing off kilter. Given that DD was a bit of a surprise last time, all this planning feels very grown up (I am ancient BTW); I suppose it's a way to burn some time before we move back in together and get going.

I've done another two tests today Don't think it had quite sunk in!

So, I guess I should depart soon. Where do I find ze graduates again?

I think you should post a photo of a BFP Babylann so that we all know what we're aiming for!

Oh my Goodness something You must be worried to bits, poor little guy. He's obv in the right place and will be soon back to normal, no doubt pulling your hair and keeping you awake all night, after all the slppe he's had. Im thinking of you. [hugs]

Glad you've god the all clear to commence jsing min I know what you mean about the feeling grown up. Im 35 whispers nearly 38 and dont feel grown up at all at the best of times, I couldnt believe it when the hospital just let me walk shuffle out of the hospital with my new born. What were they thinking!!

No bathroom action for me last night, we were all nackered. I will be jsing tonight. I think I might go for some kitchen action over the dog crate and get DP to lug me upside down to the lounge so I can watch tv with legs in the air for half an hour.

I think i am or about to ov, if last months anything to go by. I caved an did an ov test the other night, it was neg. Im glad too, I dont want to be checking the dates and stuff, im embarcing jsing. Had a bit of ewcm for the last few days, but also creamy and sticky bits. Ive basically got the full range. FFS!!

Welcome newbies.

something, hope DS is back home asap. x

I'm away with DS all weekend (DH working the entire wkend/bank holiday, thanks Liz!) so no chance of JS! Waiting for ERTD anyhoo.

lolly enjoy the Maximo Park gig!

south hope you're working hard & it's going well.

minevra, hurray for the all clear!

RIBS I think I'll learn how do a handstand & just stay like that until DS wants something.

Hope everyone has a good weekend, anyone got anything nice planned?

Lifeboat fun day on the beach The lesiure centre is also involved, so SIL doing her Zumba class on the beach - no idea how thats gonna work. SO they're doing all sorts of kids games and stuff. Then Jubilee parties Saturday and Sunday. One is at the local cricketclub and there's a really good bar there too. Yeeey