Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

[babylann]

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month . All you need is a man, , ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

Welcome miner do you and OH both live in Italy? How lovely.
I'll do my stats thingy in a bit when I'm at a computer...

I am Italian. OH commutes for work to the UK every week, so even I am not sure where he is "technically" living.

Oh, and I can definitely confirm that workwanks indeed happen (DH seems to think they are actually a very common occurrence). Euuuuuuuwww

I know loads of people who work wank (men & women), the place I used to work there was a large bathroom on the third floor (1 toilet, shower & you could swing a tiger in there) & it was known as the 'wank room'.

DH is instructed to have some 'me' time every other day if I'm not up for sex.

Welcome minerva!

Ye dp.admitted to doing them a few times too at work, I found it a bit of a turn on peculiar, I.can't imagine ever getting the urge to do it myself!

Hi minerva, what a place to join the thread. Eeeeew to work wanks, although I have no doubt they happen in DH's line of work a lot.

Hi to RIBS too

woman we used to have a roll call of BFPs on the first post, but then it got too long... I think thread 6 was properly epic!

It's a while since we had al fresco fun, but need to arrange some of that this summer. Not in a tent though, you would never EVER catch me camping.

something I feel very boring having only had the one pram for DS. I wanted a proper old style Silver Cross but haven't managed to find one yet. I've promised myself for the next one.

kitten we currently live very, very far away. Think Mauritius. Coming back to France - sea container leaves in a month, nothing packed.

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: frak (modify as desired)
Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently
DC: DS 13mo
TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

I can honestly say it has never occurred to me to do that at work!

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: lollypopsicle
Lives: Midlands
Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

ooops cross posted:

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: frak (modify as desired)
Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently
DC: DS 13mo
TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: lollypopsicle
Lives: Midlands
Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

Wow Minerva and Frak - I am jealous, although the lovely summer sun/heat we have here in the UK at the moment does suppress that a bit

minerva are you relocating within Italia or over to the UK (or somewhere completely different)? We were in Sorrento at the end of March and it was fantastic.

And re: my WW, it was when DH and I had just started seeing each other and we just couldn't keep our hands off each other! We worked at the same office so it was extremely frustrating most of the time, with lots of rude emails and texts so I imagine I just needed to relieve that ahem tension.

I also remember very nearly JSing in a fire exist stairwell with him but thank goodness we didn't. Could you imagien if we had been caught!

Thanks Lolly!

south I remember getting hot & heavy with DH in a dark corner at work way back in the beginning....someone very nearly caught us though which kind of put us off! :o So.....has anyone ever actually managed to go the whole way at work?? WFH doesn't count!

And this is a special message just for frak:

kitten Not really.... It's a fab place for a holiday but after 3 years I am more than ready to move!

Ewww @ the work wank! I hope no-one does this in my office!

Nope, I wouldn't even kiss xp on the cheek at work when we were together. But it was quite a sexless relationship anyway.

im old. put my back out riding!

I dont think that theres any of that sort of shenanigans in our office - theres only a few girls, we did have a couple of blokes at one point but they just used to stink the toilet out. Smelly smelly men. Why do they smell that bad??? They can eat the same as you all day, they go to the loo and you need a gas mask!

I have had a little experience in the gym shower tho a fair few yrs ago. Id had a quick lunchtime session (doing exercises obv not the other!!) went for a shower and washed my hair, was hot and out of breath, as I leaned my head back, the sensation of the water pissy shower on my head gave me an orgasm.

I shit you not! I had my hands on my head and I was alone (thank the lord!)
Ive tried and tried but I cant do it again!! I thought id discovered a talent. Gutted.

Il add myself to the list too while im at work and not on phone.

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: frak (modify as desired)
Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently
DC: DS 13mo
TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: lollypopsicle
Lives: Midlands
Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: RIBS
Lives: North East
Dc: DD 3 1/2
TTC: 16m

Will be wineing and Jsing it tonight, just to keep you aware of my planned evening. Maybe even a sneaky bar of chocolate too - ooh and a bag of crisps, cant get enough of them lately, and maybe some cheese and parma ham and .... (runs to get coat and off home as ive talked myself into being hungry!)

ribs I would be gutted too if I thought I had sussed that one, only to find I hadn't after all :o

Just worked out how to do this on my phone!

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: frak (modify as desired)
Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently
DC: DS 13mo
TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: lollypopsicle
Lives: Midlands
Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: RIBS
Lives: North East
Dc: DD 3 1/2
TTC: 16m

Name: ICompletelyKnowAboutGuineaPigs (shorten at will)
Lives: Leeds, West Yorkshire
DC: DS 5.5, DD 2.5
TTC: 20 days!

Have also confirmed that DP has never wanked at work. Glad to hear it personally! We're away in a posh hotel tonight, hoping to rack up some JSing points!

Being quite disturbed by the prolific work wanking, I've just asked my DP about his 'habits' and he reckons he's never done it.
The whole thing is a revelation to me! I'm clearly just far to sweet and innocent

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: frak (modify as desired)
Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently
DC: DS 13mo
TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: lollypopsicle
Lives: Midlands
Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: RIBS
Lives: North East
Dc: DD 3 1/2
TTC: 16m

Name: SunshineandChoccy
Lives: London
DC: none
TTC: 10months

Phew that was bleeding difficult to copy via phone, kept worrying it would delete it after the super long copy trail!!!

Yeuch to the mens toilet shenanigans. Most mens loos are horribly dirty (I would be depressed if I had to work in an office with unisex toilets)

RIBS I think I would never leave the house again if I discovered that talent!

Oddest place at work I've tried to have sex was a freezer, we didn't get very far as industrial freezers are very, very cold.
I've had sex in a store cupboard (classy), the room we used to blow up balloons in (classier) & in the slop lift (ding ding ding, KLASSY jackpot, slop lift was the lift we used to bring bins up from the basement). And in the 'wank room'/bathroom I mentioned in an earlier post
DH said he's never wanked at work, but the dirty sod has shagged someone.

Guinea, enjoy the posh hotel! Is there a reason for posh hotel, or is it just cos?

something, hope back is ok, I went swimming last week and almost died of unhealthy.

ribs you just made me laugh out loud at your 'talent' that isn't, I'd be gutted too!

Haven't asked DH specifically about work wanking but he doesn't wank normally anyway, says it's pointless when you could be JSing instead! Am horrified at the thought of the guys at work wanking though. Eurghhhhh.

Welcome minerva, great timing!

Something if you're old the rest of us are ancient. of the riding though. I' ve ridden my whole life but haven't had time around work the last few years, definitely planning to restart once TTC and pregnancy out of the way, I miss it a lot.

So, here's the list:

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: frak (modify as desired)
Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently
DC: DS 13mo
TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: lollypopsicle
Lives: Midlands
Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: RIBS
Lives: North East
Dc: DD 3 1/2
TTC: 16m

Name: SunshineandChoccy
Lives: London
DC: none
TTC: 10months

Name: Persuasion
Lives: east midlands
DC: not yet
TTC: 2 1/2 months

Woman the posh hotel is for DOs birthday. Unfortunately the room has an adjoining door so we feel like we're sharing with the room next to us! It isputting off OH rather a lot so no JSing for us if we can't move rooms....wait....we are moving rooms. And I'm back in the game! [Wink]

Phone being weird, hope you all decipher previous post!

Hello all, just caught up with thread. I have had a ridiculously busy week at work and wot with the JSing and all, not done much MNing.

I'm now on day 21 of my cycle (which might be as short as 26 or as long as 35 days) so it's probably worked or not by now. I am having a glass of wine tonight anyway but I understand that's allowed on this thread. Not testing for another 2 weeks.

Name: Miss Marjoribanks
Location: NW
DC: 1x DS 2.5yo
TTC:

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

Name: frak (modify as desired)
Lives: Currently Indian Ocean, relocating back to France imminently
DC: DS 13mo
TTC: half-arsedly for about 6mo, seriously 2mo

Name: lollypopsicle
Lives: Midlands
Dc: DS (17 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: RIBS
Lives: North East
Dc: DD 3 1/2
TTC: 16m

Name: SunshineandChoccy
Lives: London
DC: none
TTC: 10months

Name: Persuasion
Lives: east midlands
DC: not yet
TTC: 2 1/2 months

Name: Miss Marjoribanks
Location: NW
DC: 1x DS 2.5yo
TTC: