Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

[babylann]

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month . All you need is a man, , ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

Gosh didn't think I was conservative but have only had sex once outside and I was 17 and it was in the woods outside college. V. embarrassing when my teacher picked twigs out of my hair !

Not sure I'd have the bottle these days. Though DP and I were considering JSing on the trampoline (a couple of bounces and bobs your uncle we were thinking )

Have some JSing pencilled in for tonight, might even push the boat out and do it twice!!

so ive been waiting half an hour for these people to come look at the buggy. dont think ill be bothering with ebay again!

Waves at ribs howdie doodie and sorry for the hard time you have had so far but fingers crossed it won't be for too long.

The nearest I ever came to outdoors nookie was when OH and I jsed on our bedroom windowsill which is so big you can use it as a shelf, we had a friend over and our bed is super noisy so we "cleverly" thought the windowsill was a good option, we didn't consider any neighbours seeing the action. Fingers crossed that was not the case

Welcome ribs - I recognise you from the june (and may and april) BFP threads where I'm a chronic lurker! Also welcome to aber who I somehow missed out of my last post.

I do feel glad everyone else was curious about somethings antics! I think you're pretty brave, DH and I are quite boring by comparison.

So ladies, I'm looking for advice. This is your TMI warning! Thought I ov'd monday- on sunday had pant snot, and soft cervix (I know, not really JSing is it ) and was horny (JS TWICE, practically a record), then had a few twinges over left ovary on monday, and CM back to watery. Then today I had really bad pains on left, coming in waves and tons of wierd CM (kind of like undercooked egg white). Pain now gone. Anyone got any ideas? I'm thinking of counting today as OV, to stop me POAS too early and deluding myself as honestly am going to be less crazy about it all this 2ww

Today is CD15 by the way, and last month cycle was 25 days. Thoughts? My body is out to get me? Either way am looking for a shag tonight for fun. Maybe on the kitchen surfaces for a bit of variety

Not fair I want radioactive wee!!

Welcome RIBS!!

I've not had much outdoor sex (normally a quick fumble, then 'wouldn't this be better indoors'!), we can't do it standing up as there is a foot between us (in height, not a 3rd foot!)!

Guinea, fingers are crossed for you JS tonight! Twice!

Something, arses! Hope you find a buyer for it soon? My bloody Maclaren Techno XT, which has been in use 5months, has bloody rusted!? WTAF!

Sunshine I'm sure if you had the lights off it will be fine.

Persuasion, no idea but yes to having a shag!

I'm not JS for awhile, summer's here which means I get thrush. Had it 2 days now, yay!

aha ive got a my4 at the moment i sold an icandy apple on for 700 so i brought mountain buggy duo did it up and was planning on selling it on and then DP wanted to keep it for DC2 but it wont fit in.

just sold it for 285!!

horse how rubbish that your buggy rusted! Ive got the techno XLR and think it's great! Has seen us through from birth and going strong at 17 months on.

On the subject of alfresco jsing, I was much more adventurous in my yuf than now. Did it at a railway station once while waiting for a train. Also did it in the changing room of a swimming pool water park thing. Quite embarrassed about that one now, though

The 2ww is soooooooooo long.

Hello ribs

Omf you just reminded me of the time we did it in a swimming pool! Not a public one (eww!) it was a private pool on a holiday villa, but it did face the street and there was the odd person walking past :o

Result on the buggy something!

just got an icandy pear for £160 can use it as a single now for DS and then as a double later

Have just caught up (had to read the last 4 pages!) and trying to remember if DP and I have ever had al fresco fun together (I know I have with previous partners but...)

I am not sure of the length of my cycle - last one was 26 days but have honestly never counted before. If this one is 26 days then ERTD is due on Saturday. I have had tingly boobs for the past couple of weeks but I cannot remember if they felt like this with DD1 and 2. I know they felt strange but not sure if it was tingly or hurting.

As I am not sure of how long my cycle is I think I am going to try to wait another week before testing, unless ERTD comes first, of course.

Weather here is HOT - we have been having breakfast and dinner in the garden. Girls are also eating lunch out doors each day and I am still enjoying a warm evening with all the windows and doors open. My only problem with all of this sun is that I feel I want to buy some dresses to wear to work but I do not like 'getting my legs out' so roast away in trousers instead. Each child has added a dress size too (from 8/10 to 10/12 to currently 12/14) - although I am either going to get pregnant this year or else drop a stone (or hopefully both over the next 18 months!)

Oh good lord what a day. Just back from working in London. Theatre tonight: very nice to see Christopher Ecclestone in the flesh but his acting wasn't, unfortunately, up to the role.

Love everyone's stories about outdoor nookie! I don't have much experience at it really, being of much the same mind as woman (despite my recent French garden and English allotment-shed antics!!) and can never relax enough to have an orgasm but it's a thrill all the same!

How funny getting caught by the police, Ribs! Your 'white arse bobbing up and down' story made me chuckle top banana! and a very good use of time spent waiting for a train lolly*!

i have a sort of similar experience to kitten. On one of our early dates we went cycle-camping overnight to a nice campsite by a lake. we were in a teeny tiny tent and I'm quite sure that the movement and shape of our morning antics were quite visible to all the caravaners having their breakfast about five metres away. Didn't think of this until I needed to loo and shower, and had to shamefacedly shuffle past and say hello, good morning etc! :) shagging in tents with the door open is great. you feel like you're in the lovely great outdoors, but with a modicum of privacy :)

ooh persuasion that's all a bit complicated for my very shallow comprehension of ovulation. I'm just about recognising pant snot but not sure whether you OV before or after, so trying to shag every other day as a safe bet, and throughout cycle just in case.

I read somewhere recently that every other day is actually really good as the quality of sperm isn't the same (in terms of motility, I think?) if the man ejaculates more frequently than that. Which has made me think of work-wanking (which I'm reliably informed a lot of men do!) Has anyone instructed their man to save it all up so all the fast swimmers get to have a chance at the egg?! Or is this taking things too far in TTC?! I admit, I have thought about it!

Morning all! I've been away on a conference so no JSing for the past couple of days (and stuck inside with no fresh air for two days boo) but back now so must get it in tonight (if that's not a euphemism in itself)!

Hiya to the new ladies :) I was wondering whether it would be a good idea to have a roll call-type post, you know where we list our names. Like this:

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC? - 1 Ds, 3.5 yo
TTC - about a year

The next person copy and paste mine and add yours below, etc etc.

I won't be offended if everything thinks it's a stupid idea btw

Work wanking?!?! But where? I can only think of the toilets and tbh I can't think of anything less sexy than having a wank in the bog

Grim!

I think it's a good idea :)

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days :o

Excellent idea south, here goes,
Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic :o

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC? - 1 Ds, 3.5 yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

I guess the next thread (which we all won't be on cos we'll be upduffed) we can put this on the front page somewhere?

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Woman and Something I am in awe at the fact you are both trying so soon (see, I'd forgotten that about you Woman if you had said it before).

And Something, even after you have got your BFP I hope we'll continue to call it JSing like something until noone can remember why like with 'doing a kitten'

So far we have...

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Yep sorry I didn't copy the list, didn't notice everyone else was doing it and would have been hard on my piece of shite phone anyway.

nice idea to do the roll call!

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

(kitten: yes, those sexy work loos!)

husb is off work today so I have one leisurely JS to report :-)

Babylann no need to apologise! I'm on my work PC so it's easy to do and yes it's far harder on a phone :)

I hadn't thought of men doing WorkWanking. How disgusting

but I may have done that once or twice in the past myself

Hi can I join?

I like the relaxed attitude on this thread, so given that at the moment our attempts are half-hearted (we live apart at the moment due to work reasons so we only see each other one and a half day a week... ), I thought this was the thread for me!

Name - Southlundon
Lives - North West
DC - 1 Ds, 3,5yo
TTC - about a year

Name - kittenkatzen
Lives - South East
DC? - not yet!
TTC - er, 21 days

Name: TopBanana
Lives: South West
DC: DS (8)
TTC: about 3 years but a bit half heartedly till recently considering DH is such a relic.

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Lives: London/Kent
DC: 1 DS (5 months)
TTC: 4 months

Name: SomethingWittyNot
Lives: Kent
DC: 1DS (4 months)
TTC: 3 months but doing it something style.

Name: babylann
Lives: west midlands
Dc: DD, 2 yrs
TTC: on and off for 15 months

Name: mandasand
Lives: Oxford
DC: none
TTC: 2 1/2 months (thought it was a bit longer, which shows my impatience!)

Name: minervaitalica
Lives: Italy, but relocating soon
Dc: DD, 3 yrs
TTC: less than a month

:o south really?! you must have nice work toilets! Well I hope any men wanking in our work toilets clean up after themselves - we have unisex toilets here!!

welcome minervaitalica are you from italy or just living there for a while? either way i'm :)