The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

[queenrollo]

Welcome to The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia. The national drink is of course gin, state funded to get you into a state. We have many traditions and customs, such as sechsing, swearing for the fun of it (optional) and urinating on little white sticks.
Enemy of the state is Droid, who must be heckled heartily should it put in an appearance. There is an ongoing lottery to win a baybee, being granted citizenship of The Republic is your ticket to the lottery.

As a democracy all members are entitled to put forward any customs or rules they would like and we can all adopt important but silly titles if we like. See the George Carlin sketch about hats and religion and make your own mind up about whether you would like a ceremonial hat to accompany whichever title/role you bestow upon yourself.

Newcomers should find and complete the BESHtionnaire so we can make sure you are cynical and non-fluffy enough to be granted Citizenship.

Good God! Hurrah for bugsy!

Just calling in to say congrats!
Sending sticky vibes to both of you.

I think my nickname says it all!!!!

Can I join you? :)

Well hello LH. Welcome to Rulvakia. All individuals wishing for residency in Rulvakia must complete a BESHtionnaire have a search for it! We will decide on your citizenship according to your replies :)

[sniffs air]

Fresh meat?

Bout time, we're losing citizens across the border to PESH-land at a rate of knots!

Indeed, exciting times cavey!

Anyone else watching The Voice? That Ed whatshisface song has left me very glum! :(

Ahahah! thanks!

havealuffyjubileemum but I browshhhhed and no one has filled in the Beshtionnaire, and yes! I confessed! I am (was) addicted to LH Strips :)

Happy Jubilee!

Seriously?! Page one of this thread. Not sure we can make it much easier for you None shall pass without completing the BESHtionnaire....

Rumour has it that a nekkid dance is required? Congrats bugs, thrilled for you!

Did you find it LH?

Ah, go on, LH. It's on page 1. And now all you have to do is be hard-edged and funny.

And not even all that hard-edged, frankly. faithy gets away with being the massivest pussy cat in Rulvakia.

glad you added the 'cat' there norf

ahahah! no lap dance needed?
but, again, is there some one else who answered the questions? I found the beshtionnaire, but... amI gonna be the only one answering? .. ok ok, let me go check all the 10 pages first to double check who else filled this in.

We have all filled it in at sometime...I filled mine in August 2011. The most recent person to fill it in was queenrollo at the start of the last thread. If you want an idea of responses you could search for BESH for the last few months?

Here's a link to the last thread with a couple filled in.

You are too helpful, lovelyjubblies. I had to find mine myself.

ok ok... i will dooo it! give some time, I will be back.... ;)

In the meantime, I wonder how Laura and TOM are getting on.

grr just accidentally clicked on a baby face advert
I did too norfelicious but she seemed a bit by it all...,
Wanna come over and hop in bed with me to keep me company?! Not as nervy as I was last night though. First had to be the worst I guess. MSB said he might come back tomorrow after all. I really really want him to come back tomorrow. Can't tell him that, we've fallen out over this weekend already :(

X-posts, I just wondered that too

BESHtionnaire/citizenship test:

1. Do you like gin? Oh yes! Gintonic has been since I am 23 years old (when I first remember to have ever had a Gintonic and in Liverpool....Bombay!) my main vitamin... I mean, my main collagen: I have drunk some much gin, that I am a well preserved mummy...

2. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
   Oh! I wish I was enough talented, sexy, samantha like, and blond enough to be any of the two options. I ended up with a Mathematician....

3. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
   a) weewee
   b) poopoo
   c) foofoo
   d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.
   A hole? the chimney? babies are not supposed to be delivered from Paris and by a white big bird that looks very cool and feathering?

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
   a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
   b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

5. Is R2D2:
   a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
   b) the source of all evil.
   a and b

6. Number of pets?
   Hairless Siberian Dog... (=DH)

7. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?
   oh! truly..? do I must confess?... well, if it means a platonic love: Bono (U2) ...but if it means a miserable silly crush that really made me feel silly silly silly, it was...starting my PhD I had a class with a super nice handsome mediterranean young professor, it was a class with computers to analyze social settings and media networks...and every time he would pass behind me my heart pounded, and if he would ask me something my mouse would come all over the screen....one night at the end of the year we all went out for a dinner...there was a silly stupid karaoke...i was forced to sing...the rest I leave it to your imagination

8. Lesbian crush? *Kalinda...(The Good Wife)? or Samantha from Sex and the city?, the latter just because I wish I had the guts to be like her: secure of herself and freeeee. No really, I think I don't really have ever had a Lesbian crush....

9. What are your views on camping?
   I always want to, but have not had the time yet. so far we camped tonight in the living room...and for few nights during the bank holiday...that way I can rest and we have TV (TV can't be moved at the moment...), oh! one sec, we did sort of went camping near lake Awe last year...totally accidental,...but that is a secret....

10. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
    i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
    ii) Over 100 quid
    iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks
    III) and IV) i spent more on Pregnancy tests.. but, as my name indicates, I am/was addicted to the unreliable Ovulation Predicting sticks....strips...

Finally, tell us how you found the BESH and why you'd like to join us pliz
Found it after browsing the threads....it seemed to be it was a cool yet airy place to be.... please I will beg if I have tooooooooand I will cry and I will cry until I will flood the island if you don't let me join....

What do you say? i won't go to bed till you tell me ;)

4. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings. a) I had left one out!

All is well, laydees. As I expected, I was so nervous that I blurted it out when TOM asked if I wanted beer or wine with dinner. And he gave the bestest possible reaction "unexpected but a good thing", etc.etc. We made a little plan of action re: seeing the doctor asap, taking everything 'one day at a time' and discussing what steps we can take to help me each other get through these terrifying early days. There were many tears on my part. And a huge amount of support from him.

I am feeling sooooooooo relieved after having had 'The Talk'. Thank you for all of your advice on how to approach it.

So get those tassels out, lovelies, cause today I can rejoice that I am diffed.

Welcome newbie. We're gonna need to sort out a suitable nickname for you as I'm incredibly selfish at times LH is too confusing with LP...

"Hello, Stripette Stripola StripStrop, welcome to the land of gin and funny."

Now I must go back to sleep as last 24 hours have been ridiculously intense and I'm absolutely shattered.

LH Femke Janssen is breath-taking. I fantasise about bumping in to her down the shops one day. How can anyone be so beautiful?

LP, that sounds brilliant and I am so glad it went well, you fertile thing, you.

Can I rub you now?