The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

[TheLittleFriend]

See a Rat. Smack it.

You are totally right Imps mush better to deal with things head on.

Apparently it took my Mum 2 years to conceive me. She had all the tests under the sun, but there was nothing wrong! Then only 6 months for my bro. Maybe it's just one of those things.

But if all is well, then at least I can stop worrying that something might be

I agree Maybe it's better to know. I'm sure there isn't a problem, but it's good to be 'in the system'.

Far I am brooking like mad until 4 April and beyond! How are you feeling now? Any symptoms?

I will keep TTC godammit, just having my monthly moan. I quite like the idea of a Christmas baby although I hope it won't be cross that its birthday is so close to Christmas. We can call her Holly

Or rudolph? [Grin]

You are right Generic definitely good to be starting the ball rolling!

Or Bauble?

Biscuits you are lovely. Can I borrow DS2 for a little cuddle?

My Christmas baby shall be called Holly Bauble GenericDietCola or Rudolph Joseph GenericDietCola

Help yourself Generic - he is being delightfully snuffly and asleep at the mo xx

You could always push the boat out and go for Jesus Generic

Biscuits I love you even more than I already did x

Sparks when you catch her, make sure you bring her back alive. She has a lot of people to deal with....

Seen as I have booked in with the GP, I feel I now need to book myself in to the local day spa. I got a vouvher last Christmas and still haven't used it! And, by the law of sod, Tests+Massage= guaranteed pregnancy

Hello all. Am having combined baking and internet disaster. Anyone got a lemon and poppy seed cake recipe to hand?

Oh hurrah Maybe that's better! Spa days for all the rat smackers!

Whim here you go

Which one to have ladies?

The Mum to Be one of course Maybe!

Loving your Christmas girls name generic
Looking forward to meeting all the graduates on the ante natal and graduates thread :)

Aaah Biscuits you never fail to comfort us and revive our spirits with your words. You're like the human version of a Mum To Be spa treatment.

Whims hope you're okay - it's all sounding pretty dangerous where you are.

Thanks maybe. Crisis averted. How can I have 2 metres of cookery books without a recipe for L&PS cake.?

If I were mega-rich, I'd pay someone to produce an index of all of my recipe books. It sounds like a have a similar number to you Whims - it's a real bugger having to go through every one of them if I have a specific ingredient that I need to use.

If any of you lot would like to volunteer to index my book collection, I am willing to pay you with 2 turnips and a 500ml bottle of fizzy pop. Any takers?

Ah Pomme! I think more of the NLPSEPP (no longer pee stick endorsed pregnant people) need to drop in to remind us of our goal!

Whim it is one of life's great mysteries!

Imps I would do it, but alas I have given up fizzy pop for babymaking Lent.

Oh go on then - for you Generic, I'll stretch to a bottle of Evian.

just popped back to see if maybe had confirmed a BPF yet....sorry to hear yet another BFN. What brand of tests are you using? was so convinced your BFP was just being elusive like mine was!

Am feeling very undomesticated alongside all you bakers and cooks, who seem to have a recipe for everything under the sun. Never seem to have time or energy to do things like that lately!