The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

[TheLittleFriend]

See a Rat. Smack it.

Ooh the magic 8 ball is coming up with some answers that is making me doubt a number of you...

You know, for a bunch of imaginary friends, you have managed to make me laugh. I was feeling all sorry for myself. The name and photos of the Other Baby have been released on FB, as I know from a concerned phone call from my mother. But this has cheered me up no end.

I agree with bartlet - for 15 year old geeks you all pretend to be very good company!

Who is getting kfc for tea tonight then??

It says I may rely on smacking a rat this month :o

This has made me laugh out loud!!!

Do I know Barlet in real life? As I see it, yes 2012-03-30 15:50:27
Who the hell is Sophie? Yes 2012-03-30 15:50:02
Will I get pregnant next month It is decidedly so 2012-03-30 15:49:55
will claire be back by 9.30 tonight? It is decidedly so 2012-03-30 15:49:53
Yes that Barlet does really think we're nothing more than imaginary friends, or yes that that's rude? Yes - definitely 2012-03-30 15:49:42
do I know Imps in real life? Without a doubt 2012-03-30 15:49:30
Will I have another baby boy My reply is no 2012-03-30 15:49:26
will sophie be good for me when im babysitting her tonight? It is decidedly so 2012-03-30 15:49:25
will sophie be good for me when im babysitting her tonight? Ask again later 2012-03-30 15:49:19
Will I have another baby girl Very doubtful 2012-03-30 15:49:07
Does Barlet really think we're nothing more than imaginary friends? How rude! As I see it, yes 2012-03-30 15:49:03
will i baby sit sophie tonight? My reply is no 2012-03-30 15:48:41
will i have a boyfriend soon? Signs point to yes 2012-03-30 15:48:23
Does having a cellar make you, like, well posh innit? It is decidedly so 2012-03-30 15:48:11
Does the Queen-to-be reaaallly frequent internet fora? Outlook not so good 2012-03-30 15:47:48
Are Mince and Pie good names for twins? Better not tell you now 2012-03-30 15:47:43
Will anyone ever find out that I'm no good at gymnastics? Reply hazy, try again 2012-03-30 15:47:19
Am I pregnant now Very doubtful 2012-03-30 15:47:07
Is a marmalade cupboard the best place to keep agreeable PS? Concentrate and ask again 2012-03-30 15:47:05
Is marmalade an appropriate thing to put in a damp cupboard? Outlook not so good 2012-03-30 15:46:34
Does imps live at the bottom of my garden? Most likely 2012-03-30 15:46:27
Does imps live at the bottom of my garden? Reply hazy, try again 2012-03-30 15:46:23
Do I have a damp cupboard? Yes 2012-03-30 15:46:10
will i smack a rat this month? You may rely on it 2012-03-30 15:46:06
Does Pops actually have a cat? Outlook good 2012-03-30 15:45:41
Is Bartlet really the appropriate choice for America? Very doubtful 2012-03-30 15:44:57
Does Generic really like diet cola? Reply hazy, try again 2012-03-30 15:44:14
Do you know who the rat is? Yes - definitely 2012-03-30 15:43:56
Am I brooking no argument? My reply is no 2012-03-30 15:42:42
does rat smacking work? Outlook not so good 2012-03-30 15:42:11

Imps, we SO know each other!

I had better stop neglecting DS and get back to making his dinner, but this has been very funny!

In fairness, we are behaving a little like 15 year olds now

I'm worried for whoever is babysitting Sophie tonight.

:o :o :o Imps

I know, just went and saw that! I love the ones that keep asking the same question until they get the answer they wanted!
Guilty!

DP is asking what I'm sniggering at, I told him it was nothing, I don't think I can explain!

I am going to ignore the magic 8 ball on one thing anyway, I have done some work for my boss and I am not going to email it until later, I have a point to prove

Bartlet, the "Is it a girl?!" may have been me!

This rat smacking thread has really been wonderful entertainment over the last two days!

Most saddened to hear that most of you are imaginary though.

Deffo a yes to the work/boss/8pm question Ask again later 2012-03-30 15:59:08
Do you work for my boss? Don't count on it 2012-03-30 15:58:47
Is this a question? Cannot predict now 2012-03-30 15:58:42
Do you work for my boss? Concentrate and ask again 2012-03-30 15:58:34
Have I run out of questions? Ask again later 2012-03-30 15:58:31
Is it ok to do a piece of work for my boss now then not email it until 8pm so I look like I've been working late? My sources say no 2012-03-30 15:58:24
Am I more mature than I was when I was 15? Signs point to yes 2012-03-30 15:57:43
Will I be very lucky very soon? It is certain 2012-03-30 15:57:06
Will I be very lucky very soon? Reply hazy, try again 2012-03-30 15:56:58
Is this site really for entertainment purposes only? Reply hazy, try again 2012-03-30 15:56:49
How did I manage to ask my question twice? Cannot predict now 2012-03-30 15:56:19
Am I the only real person on the internet? It is decidedly so 2012-03-30 15:56:04
Which rat smacketer is applying for a mortgage?? Or is that a real person asking? Signs point to yes 2012-03-30 15:55:58
Is it advisable to eat KFC whilst babysitting? Cannot predict now 2012-03-30 15:55:41
Which rat smacketer is applying for a mortgage?? Or is that a real person asking? Ask again later 2012-03-30 15:55:26
Has Sophie been a bit difficult for you in the past? Outlook not so good 2012-03-30 15:54:27
Are there really six others Imps???? My sources say no 2012-03-30 15:54:06
Is Scarlett really in space? Very doubtful 2012-03-30 15:53:45
who are the 6 other imps? Ask again later 2012-03-30 15:53:15
will we get our mortgage? Cannot predict now 2012-03-30 15:53:05
who are the 6 other imps? Very doubtful 2012-03-30 15:52:57
are you nervous about babysitting Sophie? Signs point to yes 2012-03-30 15:52:57
will i smack a rat this month? Better not tell you now 2012-03-30 15:51:48
should you make your own dinner when babysitting rather than making your poor old mum do it? Outlook good 2012-03-30 15:51:48
will babysitting be ok tonight? You may rely on it 2012-03-30 15:51:17
is Claire a rat smacker? You may rely on it 2012-03-30 15:51:08
who is Claire? Concentrate and ask again 2012-03-30 15:51:02
will my mum bring me dinner tonight when im babysitting to night? Signs point to yes 2012-03-30 15:51:02
will my mum bring me dinner tonight when im babysitting to night? Reply hazy, try again 2012-03-30 15:50:57
will my mum bring me dinner tonight when im babysitting? Outlook not so good 2012-03-30 15:50:47

This one cracked me up:
Is it ok to do a piece of work for my boss now then not email it until 8pm so I look like I've been working late? My sources say no
Do you work for my boss? Concentrate and ask again

:o

popcorn that was me

:o :o scarlett

I refer to you as my imaginary friends with my DH because the alternative name from him is "Your strange people from the internet".

Scarlett That made me laugh too!

Its ok musical, if we're imaginary so are you :o

I love the 8 ball - even more so when you imaginary 15 year olds are asking it silly questions! And Scarlett - my answer is YES!

Hurrah, it's officially the weekend!
I'm telling friends and family tomorrow, some of which I'm pretty sure think we were planning on being child free forevermore - wish me luck!

Yay popcorn good luck!

Wow Pops good luck!!

I'm secretly hoping I'll get a BFP this weekend so I have a fabulous holiday secret. I might even be really silly in that situation and tell FIL on his birthday that we're getting him a grandchild but it's not delivered yet .

fx stasi