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farfallarocks · 18/01/2012 16:30

Just wrote a blardy long message before getting the 'thread full' message so here we go.................

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PopcornMouse · 16/02/2012 09:40

It's worth the extra calories. I like it spooned over chopped pineapple :d

Stasi · 16/02/2012 09:51

Morning all. Quick phone message over a late breakfast to say another BFN this morning. Will be heading to the hospital soon. I still have yesterdays headache, so will be on the pain killers regardless.

Will catch up with everything later when not on phone.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 16/02/2012 10:09

Oh Stasi sorry about the BFN, but todays HSG will sort you out.

Pop I just had a bowl over chopped peaches. It was immense. It is so worth the extra calories. And it also has less sugar than some low fat ones too

PopcornMouse · 16/02/2012 10:38

...and since sugar turns into fat, it could be said that Rachel's is just as healthy :o

Good luck Stasi! :)

NoMaybeAboutIt · 16/02/2012 11:10

See, you are a scientist too Pop Grin

Stasi · 16/02/2012 11:26

Quick post from the hospital. Scan all done, one blocked tube on the right. Left one is fine though, and it only takes one! Just waiting for antibiotics. Catch up again after lunch.

PopcornMouse · 16/02/2012 11:31

That's great news stasi ! Is that from your tummy surgery, or just One Of Those Things? (What are the antibiotics for?) (sorry for being nosey, you don't have to answer if you don't want to!)

Imps7 · 16/02/2012 11:45

Rachel's yogurts are fab! I tend to eat normal fat stuff - rather have a bit of natural fat rather than thickeners, stablisers and sweeteners that are often used to to make low-fat stuff look/taste better.

Stasi whoop de doo about your tubey tube!! What can be done about the other, or is there nothing that can be/needs to be done [thicko emoticon]? Did you mention non-AF? It really is only a matter of time before you're BFPd up!!

Maybe - your thesis is on pooing your pants, or have I misunderstood??
Wink

beangrower · 16/02/2012 12:11

Hello all. Some good news here today, it seems. Stasi - next steps?

Back to the book. Only two chapters (out of 7) left.

musicalmrs · 16/02/2012 12:28

Why thank you Beedle. I can already see you glowing in a pre-BFP fashion! :)

Hi Maybe - lovely to see you too! Getting on ok thanks.. counting down the weeks left of work (six and a bit, hurrah!). Yes, we've just put in an offer and had it accepted! Grin Trying not to get too excited as we've not had the survey back yet, but we're crossing our fingers...

Munx, so glad everything's going well with you! :) We were all worrying..!

Stasi, glad you have one fabulous tube! As the others have said, what happens with the other one..? Now you've had it, your BFP is definitely imminent..!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 16/02/2012 12:36

Oh Stasi that's fab news. Look forward to an update later.

Bean you're nearly there

6 weeks Musical that's amazing news!! Bet you can't wait. Do you think you will be moved before little one comes along?

Imps I agree, I don't go for low fat stuff anymore, better to have a bit of something nice than a lot of fake stuff.

I wish my thesis was on pooing my pants. I think I would much better equipped for that Grin

whimsicalname · 16/02/2012 13:30

Still here, and reading on my tiny phone screen. All a bit preoccupied with half term. You all seem on pretty good form!

We've been away, and now have people to stay. Feels rude to sneak off to chat on here. Normal service will resume next week when I'm back at work

Who's due the next bfp?

beangrower · 16/02/2012 14:30

We ALL are, Whims!! But not sure who's testing first.. Grin

Thanks for Eye of the Tiger Maybe - I now have an ear worm (song repeating in head over and over again) as they say on Radio6 Music. Wink

Ah - a little 6-week bean, Muiscal - how v lovely. Let's hope we all get one of those.

CupcakesAndCocktails · 16/02/2012 14:55

Hello Musical exciting times with the house and babe. I think a few of the brooking babies are due next month?

Hi Whims nice to see you Smile

Who is due AF next? It feels like nearly everyone is at the start of their cycle in here. Anyone in the 2ww?

Ive never heard of those yogurts, will have a look when I do the food shop tonight. Am being very lazy today as have had a few hectic days. Have already watched 2 rom coms on sky movies snuggled up with my dog. I better at least have a quick tidy before DH gets home or I'll feel very guilty Blush

CupcakesAndCocktails · 16/02/2012 14:58

Stasi I only came on to say am glad the HSG went well and got distracted! Good news that one tube is clear. Will they need to do anything about your blocked tube? Is it to do with your previous treatment?

farfallarocks · 16/02/2012 15:41

I am in 2WW, no symptoms AT ALL. Am about 4dpo
Will be testing next Friday I think :)

stasi great news, can they unblock the other tube or is it not a problem?

munx absolutely wonderful news, very very happy that another brooking bean has a heartbeat

little we are here when you are ready to start the SWI!!

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beangrower · 16/02/2012 16:35

Far - I think you're our next BFP. Who's next for SWI? I'm expecting Tues/Weds next week to get jiggy. And DS will be 2yo on Tuesday; somehow that feels auspicious! Wink

munx - sorry missed your good news. Hope you're over the moon. x

Imps7 · 16/02/2012 16:40

Sex week starts next week for me! Have put Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and the following Tuesday and Thursday in OH's diary! Egg is due to pop at any time between Friday and Tuesday - hopefully all bases will be covered.

Great news on the house Musical - house move and new baby - you don't like to take the easy route, do you?!

Stasi · 16/02/2012 17:29

Hi everyone, I got distracted with other things for a while, but back at the computer now so thought I'd post a proper update (though it's turned out quite long, sorry).

Munx great to hear from you, and such wonderful news too!
Little I hope AF arrives for you soon so you can get some rat smacking done.
Beedle I hope you get some nephew cuddles soon. I'll be getting loads of hand me downs from my sister when our baby is born. Though, if we have a girl it might have to wear lots of blue..
Scarlett sorry about the BFN, the pee stick probably just didn't like the time of the morning and did that to spite you! You'll find an agreeable stick soon.
Cupcakes woo for the peak!! Have yourself some good SWI tonight, then a well deserved rest. Just sweep your DH into bed when he gets in, and he won't notice the lack of tidying :)
Popcorn I hope you're feeling a bit less tired now, take it easy!
Maybe I've always found it very hard to work from home, these days it's more the fault of the cats than anything else. They demand attention and to be let in/out every 5 mins. I've never heard of Rachel's yoghurt, but I will have to look out for some now!
Bean I hope you've flown through those last couple of chapters! My "ear worm" today, and for the last couple of days, has been "Que Sera, Sera" - quite apt I thought considering everything, though no idea where I caught it from.
Musical so exciting! We had hell buying our house, though it was all problems with our mortgage company and bank. Nothing quite came together the way it should have. It was just before the economic crisis hit big time, and they were trying their hardest to get out of their promises I think. Anyway, that won't happen to you!
Far no symtoms is still good I'd say. I have everything crossed for you.
Imps I love the diarised SWI, sounds like you've got yourself an excellent plan for catching that egg. DH and I are trying a few new techniques here - regular 'pipe cleaning' for him all through the cycle, then abstaining for about 5 days pre ov, then a shag fest. It's tricky timing it without a CBFM, but luckily my cycle is quite regular, so I think we can make it work.

So - the scan today. I did mention the short non-AF, but she didn't really seem very interested. I guess she's more of a general X-ray person than a fertility one (it was in the main hospital), she also didn't do a pg test, just asked me to sign on the line that I wasn't pg. The procedure was ok, though really quite uncomfortable it's no worse than a period pain. I was amazed at how tiny the uterus and tubes are, and how delicate they look. So the left one was easily seen to be open and clear, the right one however she wasn't sure of. So after the scan she went over the pictures, then sent me for a general abdominal x-ray next door to get a firm diagnosis. Those results showed the right tube is indeed blocked. The antibiotics are a precaution, as with a blocked tube the dye can sort of sit and stagnate (sounds wonderful!).

I personally think the damage is likely from the surgery I had previously, but there's no way to know. No options were discussed about the blocked tube, overall she was quite upbeat about it, and said not to worry as it only takes 1 tube to get pg. However it effectivly 'halves' the time we've been trying though. Our 20 cycles is maybe halved to 10 possibles, and reduced again due to DH's swimmers.

I'll talk to the consultant if/when we get an appointment through to go over the results. The last discussion we had he said if the HSG was clear, we try longer, if it's not, then IVF. I'm not sure where half-clear gets me. I would hope there's a way to unblock tubes, but as yet I know very little about next steps.

Now I just need to work out the good SWI days, I'm only on CD6, with ov usually around CD16. I hope this month will be a left ovulation, but if not, next month should be right? They do pretty much alternate?

GreenOlives · 16/02/2012 19:56

Hello ladies, I hope you are all well?

Good news about the HSG Stasi, one healthy tube is great and they can definitely try to unblock the other one. A colleague of mine had both tubes blocked and they managed to unblock one and she fell pregnant 3 months after that! Smile Also having only one functioning tube only reduces your chances by 30% apparently (that's what they told me after my ectopic) It's because even if you ovulate from the side with the blocked tube the other tube can waft over and catch the egg - it's amazing really! In fact my ectopic which was in my left tube was actually caused by an egg from the right side (they could tell on the scan and during the surgery which side I ovulated from)

I am also in the 2ww, period not due next Wednesday. I have my appt in Harley St on Monday so part of me thinks it would be a good thing not to be pregnant this month but the other part of me is just as desperate as ever to be up the duff!

Imps7 · 16/02/2012 21:52
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New thread here :)

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