Thanks for your support ladies. Just to contrast you with that sodding September thread, they told me to calm down and 'take deep breaths' and it would all be fine. Hmm, now... who knows me best? 
Moo sorry you've got a grump on but I'm sure it'll come good in the end. Go harangue the NHS. Tear them a new one for both of us!
Winkly sorry to hear it was BFN, but like everyone says, you never know, and even if it's not happened this time, it's a sparkly new cycle to try again... and don't forget the awesome sex!
Maisie congrats! Whoop! This thread is definitely getting better!
Jam sounds like a plan. My cheapie ov sticks would show a faint line, then a strong line (but not as strong as control line), then be snow white. So then I knew I would be ov-ing imminently, esp. if my temp had plummeted. Sounds like you've done the right days, or will do. Don't forget to have mind-blowingly awesome sex as well, really helps. Don't think about babies, just you, him, in the moment, together.
Ha! I should be a sex councellor. 
In other news, I have to go food shopping as my SiL and her fiance are coming to stay while FiL rips out his bathroom and has a new one fitted. So they'll be here from tonight til probably Sunday. Cue catering for faddy eating habits and being drunken out of house and home (fruit juice) and possibly her coming home with armpit-loads of unnecessary fresh stuff she 'has' to have which I will then have to explain to her won't fit in our tiny fridge. Joy!
On the plus side, their going back home heralds a whole week off with DH when hopefully we'll FINALLY get the new skirting boards on in the bedroom... and after they're varnished, I can finish the walls, and, just maybe start thinking about fitting clothes rails so my entire wardrobe can come out of storage! (Cries at thought of actually having clothes again)...