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O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

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LauraPalmer · 02/11/2011 10:06

Or we burn the place down!

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Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 19:32

Oh! And it's all your fault Cunty.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 19:56

I was just thinking about popstars called Harry that are too young for me, and I came across this <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=harry+judd+topless&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4SKPB_enGB353GB353&biw=1024&bih=486&tbm=isch&tbnid=cEY8Y2A85QDIGM:&imgrefurl=iamferox.blogspot.com/2010/11/harry-judd-mcfit.html&docid=Y_nc_cI2rnXSRM&imgurl=3.bp.blogspot.com/_waMRUKa33CU/TNskSsUL9UI/AAAAAAAAAag/Z-EUsYVJh50/s1600/Harry%25252BJudd%25252BMcfly%25252Bsex.png&w=477&h=694&ei=WgnITvDkHoPk8QPc3pmFAQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=169&sig=107234157875390535465&page=1&tbnh=137&tbnw=99&start=0&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0&tx=38&ty=71" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">piece of Harry Am now going to lie in a darkened room and won't be responsible for my actions.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 19:59

Damn, didn't see 12pt's post till too late. Tis a terrible shame.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/11/2011 20:13

Right time for Wine and x factor. Must buy gin, there's none in the house Shock

InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 20:18

Seriously that Harry is fit. Is he legal? God did I just say that?

Rie I was on holiday so the tardiness / control freakness didn't raise it's ugly head!

InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 20:36

His mum is seriously amazing. She had a horrific birth, emergency c section, almost lost him. Then he kept fitting so he was in SCBU for 2 weeks. She is so calm & in control. I luff her.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 20:52

he's 25. That might be older than JB - ski? And therefore perfectly asseptable.

What about this one though, <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=harry+prince+topless&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1T4SKPB_enGB353GB353&biw=1024&bih=486&tbm=isch&tbnid=Ft2EFssDnPLEOM:&imgrefurl=www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/men/topless-totty-88486&docid=tIL1jTfnX0YorM&imgurl=www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/cm/cosmopolitanuk/images/62/or_5f9cef9412341781114983.jpg&w=450&h=600&ei=JhTITpHAIo-08QO2gJGJDw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=478&sig=107234157875390535465&page=2&tbnh=129&tbnw=91&start=13&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:13&tx=44&ty=30" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">not normally a fan, but he has aged well Couldn't be going on with the ra ra ing so he'd have to keep it quiet.

Just watched one minute of x factor, enough to see someone with pink hair say 'I'm just being myself'. I think that might be my most hated expression of all time. BBB is snoozing, so can watch Big Bang Theory instead. being married to 60 yr old in 39 yr old's body has it's advantages, remote being Mine All Mine the main one.

Man it's so much easier typing on a lap top Grin I could go on. And on. and on

CaveMum · 19/11/2011 20:57

Luff Big Bang Theory, and How I Met Your Mother Grin I'm very proud that I haven't cried since Lily announced her pregnancy. At least they handled the story in a true to life manner, ie they didn't conceive the second they started trying.

InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 21:06

I dont know either of those programmes

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 21:09

Though she did get that false positive, which everyone knows can't happen. Wink I'm v happy that Victoria-the-only-female-on-US-sitcoms-not-to-be-size-0 is back too. I think she's beeaaauuutiful.

Have you seen NeilPatrickHarris doing his opener to the Tony awards? Legend- wait for it-

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 21:12

Oh moonface (anyone) you must must must. HIMYM is a very slow burner, even now I will watch it and be irritated (usually by Marshall's crap acting) but it's kind of like a friend you didn't know you loved until you thought about never seeing them again and realise that your life would be worse. BBT is just perfection. Although I did recently have an hour debate about how it mocks geeks, and I have a problem occasionally with their representation of women, but then I just laugh and forget it.

InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 21:28

Where will I find them tvguidemole?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/11/2011 21:33

We luff both shows but stopped watching last season with the agonising ttc stuff. Oddly ok now Lily is upduffed. I thought that about Victoria too. Gorgeous curves.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/11/2011 21:34

They are both on E4.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 21:36

well, E4 have basically replaced friends with them, so most evenings,from 6pm, though the brand new series are on 8.30 on Thurs.

I tried x factor again. I can't, I just can't. I think I'm allergic.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 21:42

-ary.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 21:44

Sorry, cross post havealittlewakemeupbeforeyougogo wasn't trying to show off my superior schedule knowledge Wink
Also sunny did you ever watch Blossom many years ago?

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 21:48

I watched X-factor with smallboo cuddled up on me. Thought I would introduce him to popular CULCHA. That one with the pink hair is the one I liked best. Do you think if I wore a dress with tutu, sparkly boots and a leather jacket and bleached my hair pink I'd look muttonish on my 40th next year?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/11/2011 21:49

Well I did answer for you starry Wink

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 21:50

I hope you all love me on this fred, 'cos I'm just being myself.

I think someone must have said that (without the fred bit) after every act on X-fuckter. Pfft.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/11/2011 21:50

mme I'm not convinced hair that colour suits anyone.....but go for it, add pics, the BESH will give you our opinion.
I liked lilmix best tonight. Amelia is good though.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 19/11/2011 21:51

I hope you like my contribution to fred, I am discovering myself as a MN artitiste

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 21:52

Oh dear.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 21:58

Perhaps pink hair could be the theme boo and of COURSE you could pull it off. Smart long spangly ballgown, not boo- tutu and boots, tick.

Where is your party, and when am I getting there?

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 22:04

I'll probably have Madonna as the theme. And have a karaoke that only played Madonna. That only I would be allowed to sing on. All night. Does that sound like the Best Fun Party Evah?