O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

2 lbs off!

Yay! You are veritably wasting away there boo are you just doing being sensible or are you doing Fat Fighters? Keep up the good shrinkage work.

What is SFF pleaz?

The Droid captured me last night. Could someone give it a good kicking please? It is currently punching me in the stomach and making me feel like crap (I mistyped that first as carp - that would have been odd).

How the f--- is it only Wednesday? Can't it be the weekend already?

Sechs For Fun (insert hollow laugh) also referred to as Funsechs.

wit woo Boo

SFF is a BANNED acronym. It's all about the RP now :o

Oh and Kat I'm doing weight watchers. Mainly online, just go the meetings to get weighed as my scales are kind, and weight me at half a stone less than I am.

Pliz to be sending me your scales in the post boo they are just the sort I need!

I have the opposite problem - maintaining weight. Anything over eight and a half stone is very difficult unless I spend the ENTIRE day troughing (anyone saying anything like "lucky bitch, stop your moaning" will receive a punch in the face and my genuine hatred.)

Droid is banging at the door like Death with his big stick . Wank.

Aries, I've been 8 stone and 15, I know both come with their problems. I found that when overweight, strangers comment (vocally) on your weight but your friends say nothing, whereas when underweight strangers say nothing but friends will comment freely and critically...

AND I too have blonderedhair! I know, it's infuriating! When I started a new job once, at the end of the first week, the cleaner said to me "You're some thin aren't you? Are you one of they anorexics?" I was this close to replying "You're some fat aren't you? Are you one of they overeaters?" (deepest Cornwall)

I wish everyone's shape could just be un-remarkable. There's no way I would make remarks about someone's weight or shape, but people seem to think it's ok if you're thin.

Thanks Laura! How's the freaking out going?

Sechs for fun? Sorry, that concept does not compute.

Plz to be advising ladeez: currently on Day 12 of cycle and awaiting arrival of pant snot. TMI alert - lots of it mid morning, but it was streaked with a bit of blood. Nothing like as much since so a tad confused as to whether it was the genuine article or not. Now got to decide whether or not HWHNN comes home tonight to do the sechs - it's a 3 hour drive for him (plus a 3 hour drive back tomorrow morning) and I don't know if it will be a wasted trip or not.

Should I get him to come home? I "feel" like something is going on downstairs, but as I haven't had a normal cycle before I don't know if I'm reading too much into it all. Help!!!

If you get him home for a shag today, when will the next shag opportunity be after that? This is the sort of thing you ideally need piss stix for. but if it would be tonight, and then Friday night, that would be good. Days 12 and 14 is excellent timing for lots of people. If it is going to be tonight and then no more for ages, it might be better to piss on an ov stick before getting him home.

He'll be back on Friday evening for the weekend. Scheduled sechs is already in the cards I'm just over thinking things worried that sod's law dictates if he doesn't come home tonight I'll ovulate tomorrow! I can't use previous cycles as a gestimate for ov as last cycle was 77 days and the one before that 180 something! Drs think Clomid should get my bits firing - got to have a Day 21 blood test to confirm ov.

I'd say if you are on a clomid cycle don't waste the opportunity. Get him round for a shag. the worst that can happen is that it is too early, and if so, you can repeat as necessary on Friday and Sunday.

That's a good way of thinking about it kat. I'm lucky that he's willing to come back as and when needed, but I'm very conscious that it's a long drive for him. Better dig out the nice undies

You can treat him to the Racehorse Position, it seemed to get a shag for boo so I'm sure it will enhance your evening too :)

Do the sechs and make it good.

Aries it always strikes me that when I am overweight (such as now) none of my friends would say anything like "I'm worried about your health", in fact they usually stick to compliments, but as soon as I lost it all I heard was, "oh don't lose too much", "you're getting a bit scrawny" or even from my mother, "you look like you have a terminal illness". This was well within my healthy weight range! I've already had a bit of it & I only just started dieting again. Anyway I know what is best for me - and my fertility - so down the bloody scales must go. Huzzah for blonde redheads!

Sechs, that rings a bell. Yes, think we used to do that. Might I suggest a massage when he gets in to relax.him after the journey to relieve pressure of expectation initially instead of 'good you're home gimme your sperm May avoid.a sechs fail.
Re the weight stuff, when I was in my teens I yoyoyed and have basically done it ever since. Slimmest I ever was was 8 1/2 stone size 8-10 but woman cannot live on crackerbread alone. Did WW for two years, dropped from 12 1/2 stone to 11 but couldn't shed the last half stone, couldn't be a gold member. Gave up put it all back on and much more. Heaviest 14 stone. Now losing it slowly with the healthy weight loss programme at the gym. Slowly it goes. Do want to be healthy and more confident so I will persevere. Hats off boo
Someone a preggers laydee at work today was talking about decorating the nursery with a jungle theme. Jealous much. I want a baybee!

"You look like you have terminal illness"? Oh that's nice that is!

SunnyDelight I haff sent you a FB message ok?

Laydees, MBoo assured me that I wouldn't be exBESHicated for posting mu current updiffed concerns on here. I completely understand anyone doesn't want to respond, but I thank you in advance for anyone who even reads this post in the first place.

Alrighty. I posted this next door in PESH but perhaps someone here can help. I'm so sorry for being so completely full of boring menkul-maddness, but...okay, here goes: I did 2 Tesco brand tests today - have never used this brand, but purchased them with my CBD over the weekend. Of course I couldn't just trust the CBD 'PREGNANT' (or the 3 other FR BFPs or the GPs BFP) and since I've been spotting again (got a bit more brownish liquid this afternoon), so I did these two Tesco's today - neither of which were FMU or particularly 'saved up' urine - and they have both shown up as ridiculously faint positives. Has anyone else had experience with Tesco brand tests being so faint? I'm panicking that I'm gradually losing my BFP.

Oh ffs, I'm such a fucking basket case. I know I need to just relax and take it all day by day, but I'm really having trouble doing this. I wasn't prepared to feel this crazy - I'm only now realising how mentally fucked up I am by that mc. I didn't realise how scarred and scared it left me.

What a shitty way to spend what should be happy, celebratory days.

Thank you for letting me hijack the fred to express all this.

Hello all and welcome back anyone who may be popping over these parts with the intention of Unprotected Sechs.
On phone, so will be brief as even brief takes aons- lirenotlookingsobadnowisit? curses on evil droid-please to accept these lashings of gin in beer as compensation.

bootilicious you go girl!

I was going to come on and say all those things about the Price woman

Ta ladies. He's en route

LP can't offer you any advice but hope things get settled for you [manly fist bump]