O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

Yikes, I've just popped in to see what's going on and it looks like turf warfare! Ah I remember the days when twas enough to be mid 30s, TTC, to have beige walls, a selection of pets and a penchant for gin to attain BESH status... .

Turf warfare? WTF? Are you reading the same fred as me?

Wotchoo on about Nocoffee? And who are you?

Turf what? Are we still talking racehorses?

Boo the suspension of disbelief took me back to A level drama!!

Henceforth SFF and SWI will be referred to as Assuming RP or Clambering On, whichever takes your fancy.

and where is Northey? She is rather quiet!

NORTHEYNORTHEYNORTHEYNORTHEYNORTHEY?????

And the Mole. Where is she?

and the redheadblonde who is quietly dry in the background. COME ON DOWN!

LP I've asked you a question on PESH lovely.

Yesyesyes. I particularly wish to know if Northey is referencing Nancy Mitford and if blonderedhead is named after the band of that variety. I like name provenances, I do.

Awwright, Our Boo?

Very well thank you Camellady Am desperate for cake but it's weigh day tomorrow at fatclub so am resisting and drinking fucking peppermint tea instead.

How are you my sweet?

Sleeeeeeeepy. Does anyone want to come over to my gaff and cook the Jamie Oliver roast chickchick for me?

Drom I have A Thing about the Mitford sisters. Can't stop reading about them. Am I weird? And as for JO's chicken - looks so good. I am demanding SSG makes it on Saturday.

SSG cooks? I want one of those. TNB makes a damn fine risotto, but that's about it.

I love the Mitfords. Well, I love Nancy & Jessica. Unity & Diana a bit too fascist...

I just read a book about Debo. She sounds like a good egg.

SSG is a v good cook. I am a lazy slattern who does nothing

How did the networking go? Did you stagger around and slur a lot?

There was no bloody booze! I managed to talk to some 3 people. The actual conference was good. Glad to be back home though.

Doesn't Muser have a thing about the Mitfords as well? Way over my head. All I know is that one of them was a communist and one of them was a Fascist and they argued in their bedroom and drew a line down the middle. And one was a writer. And one married Oswald Moseley. I learned all this from Andrew Marr.

No booze!

Sorry I bin away and only got phone, bit difficult for keeping up with the BESHs. Caught bits here and there about horses and whatnot. I don't have a horse but some of my best friends are horsey so that's ok, right? Oh yes and the band inspired the username yes indeedy. Also my hair. The trouble with posting on the phone is you can't look back up the fred while you are writing to remember who said what. But hello hello all. Boo good luck with the fat fighting I am drinking horrible grim milkless tea too but it will be worth it if we win a baybee, right?

In other news I am having my blood tests on Friday to see if I have any progesterone or sommat. It's day 24 of my cycle as they've been quite long (and irregular). Presumably this is a BESH rite of passage so I feel quite proud. They're testing my thyroid too, woohoo.

Hello bugs
How was your bra fitting experience?

LP sorry you are still freaking out with the headfuckery. Have you seen any quacks yet?