O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

Cider, LOTR and cake. That sounds ace.

I'd have my own eyes if I went bra-less!

And nipples like coat hooks. (Our norks may be different sized but it sounds like we are similar in the nipple department :o).

Oh, you too Dor?

There you go!

I clicked with some trepidation then, I thought that you's link to a nipple pic!

I've seen your lovely wedding pics when you linked to them before, gawjus.

Right fellow Hags, I've got a date with a big book in bed. Night Night

I am not going to click on Doris's norks

Tsk - *you'd

rie/bugger Nowhere on god's green earth are the two of you a 34 back - you've both got 6" on me and I've got 6 stone on you and when I'm not pregnant I'm in a 38 back. What a fucking revelation that was - I spent my teenage years in M&S 40D - afeard to admit/understand I was a bigger cup-size - whaddya know - 36FF when I'm fighting fit. 38/40 onwards when I'm fat ter.

Aries Braless? Like as in Kate from Lost in a little white tank and dark skinny jeans? Nooo, don't give a monkey's - I'd just like to be able to not look like Waynetta Slob unless I'm in a corset/fitted clothes.

Oh, for those of you who've met me, M&S would have me in a C-cup. Mmm 'k. That'll be where my boobs come out underneath the underwire and the front stands an inch in front of my sternum?

auntydor I love your necklace, I need to get something like that. Am getting married in a few weeks and had barely thought about sparkles.

Howdy all. I am still sick but better so will be posting all day to stave off boredom.
pone I didn't realise you are getting hitched so soon! How exciting!

faith I think you broke the fred by scaring everyone off!

Is it cuz I wanted everyone to entertain me?!

Yup call me FaithTheFredKiller.

I'm at work. Mumsnet's gone blue! Laters...

I've been out getting reflexologied and pedicured - most enjoyable.

Re: boob size, I was wearing the wrong size until I went to Bravissimo some years ago and realised the comfort afforded by a proper fit. With my H cup norks, I need as much support as I can get and M&S tend not to do anything decent in my size. I was delighted to find an underwired nursing bra as I siply can't go without my wires.

Rie I am that person you talk of who dreams of braless times with a racer back vest in the summer! I would also like to be able to wear a triangle bikini, without worrying about getting boob shaped tan lines on my stomach

I have always been very seethy about that pencil test, where folklore suggested that if you could trap a pencil under your boobs without it falling away, you had saggy tits. I wonder if I could unchicken myself in a few years to get mine perked up a bit. I've always wanted to be around a DD cup, that would be perfect.

truffs Victoria wood spoke of the pencil test on her show in the late-80s. She described being able to fit the entire stationary cabinet of WH smith under her's... On the plus side when I'm carrying bear upstairs and I've no pockets I can always clamp a nappy and babygro to myself. ;)

Or a telephone directory?

I mostly wear M&S underwear vests. They have sort of built in bras. I used to be able to get away without wearing one but now I'd probably look like Dimmock.

Truffs H cup? < thinks about burying head in them> I booked Whatley btw. Ver ver excited!

Am in cheap London hotel on own tonight. Bored. Should do work. Not doing it though.

Get a male prostitute sunny, is my advice. And loads of booze.

God, if I wore vests like that I actually would looks like I had no boobs at all.

(can't believe we're still talking about boobs 24 hours later).

Rie How would one go about procuring the services of a man? < curious>

I have to 'network' tomorrow. I am shit at it. I usually end up hiding in a corner. I dont have a problem talking to people. I just hate talking about work to people I can't stand. Any tips?

Drink? I find it helps with networking...Sort of. I did once end up in a fellow delegate's bedroom thinking that he was just feeding me fags and booze because we were having a fascinating conversation. Then I got up to leave and he suggested I could stay. Hmmm.

Hello, people. (hopes that someone remembers me). Just wanted to stop by to congratulate the current crop of ESHdiffed. Well done!

And to find out what all this quiche stuff is about. Someone pliz to explain?

Hello Drom don't think we've 'met' but I've heard about you in the ESH halls of fame

I'll take your advice. It's in the day. I can rock up pissed. Maybe they'll just think I'm a little loud.

Am hoping the spate of differs rubs off on me.