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O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

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LauraPalmer · 02/11/2011 10:06

Or we burn the place down!

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InTheSunshine · 13/11/2011 21:07

Breathe Laura my luffly American Pie (see what I did there...) have you told your man? Tell all. < demanding>

Bugs no idea what happens to boobs when your diffed. In general I've no idea about boobs having very little myself!

LauraPalmer · 13/11/2011 21:14

yes, yes SunnyD - I told him yesterday, once we were alone and both relaxed. he had a really loverly smiley-glassey-eyed-happiness reaction...EXACTLY what I needed.

but of course now I'm back to being a big bowl of menkul. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. and I haven't paid my taxes yet. double grrrrrrrrrr.

I've got little boobies, too. Smile

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MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 21:21

38double freaking F here, but on the way down. Typically, they appear to be the first place the weight is coming off, rather than from my hated belly of hugeness.

I am so pleased that he was so happy LP, that's brilliant. I think most ESH stick here until the 12 week scan or so, it's normal.

Ariesgirl · 13/11/2011 21:22

Visit the bra thread. It's in AIBU but is a nice non-mental one. Mostly people are wearing back sizes which are too big - they need to be pretty tight, so say I measure 28 inches round my chest under my boobs (I am a skinny wench), this is apparently what my band size is. Forget all this adding 4 or 5 inches bollocks. This will correspondingly make your cup size bigger, but not because your boobs are actually bigger. So all my life I have thought I was a 34A or a 32B depending on the style (though I have never bought a bra from anywhere other than M&S to my deep and abiding shame), and apparently this isn't right. Though admittedly I do need to find a tape measure and actually check. MrA has offered to help Hmm

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 13/11/2011 21:24

I have biggish boobies about a 36-38D before I look at that Fred anyway bugs have you purchased wireless bras now your ladies will grow with the diffage?
LP glad your man is happy :) sounds like a weekend in the sticks was a tonic. Without the gin. I'll drink the gin for you.
For the record have laid an egg this month without any sechs. Would not be able to breath. Annoying. But if course we're not really trying anyway yeah right Only a week til we see the specialist!
I am uber tired. Night BESHes.

KatAndKit · 13/11/2011 21:25

boo I have been refitted as a FF now! WTF? A year ago I was wearing an E cup. sniffle sniffle. I used to have nice tits.

LauraPalmer · 13/11/2011 21:30

it will take much more than 12 weeks and a scan to be rid of me

thanks for drinking my share of the gin Faithy - so happy your appointment is so soon

super tired here, too, laydees - 'night BESHinas

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KatAndKit · 13/11/2011 21:34

12 week scan! I'm 18 weeks and I'm still lurking around here, willing you all to get PESHed up quickly :)
besides there is more booze and violence over here. This is officially the best Fred on the site. Fact.

CaveMum · 13/11/2011 21:42

Another BESH sporting bee stings (34A) here Grin

Currently watching I'm a Celeb [oh the shame] coz I want to see Willie Carson get his comeuppance!

MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 21:47

I don't go to M&S anymore. We've got a house of fraser here with a brilliant bra fitter (she's one of those ones who just looks at you and doesn't even use a measuring tape). Had a fabulous fitting at Bravissimo in Reading as well. When you have big norks wearing a good bra is beyond essential - otherwise they end up round your waist or hurting your shoulders or summat.

MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 21:50

I meant till you feel 100% comfy posting in PESH Kiitykat. Now come here and let me kick you up are the arse while simulataneously groping your norks Wink

AuntieDoris · 13/11/2011 22:09

I think I have officially gone mental. Tonight I have worked out that if I don't get up the duff this month then the droid will be due on Christmas Eve. It would either be a brilliant present or a really shitty Christmas as then I would have to put up with all the children on Christmas Day. Deep unending joy. Oh, and even worse I have to put up with my sister's inlaws. They are all very annoying.

MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 22:13

How many children in your family Dor?

AuntieDoris · 13/11/2011 22:18

I have one niece and nephew, but then there my brother in law's 2 younger sisters, and his niece and nephew. I have to admit that I am marginally irritated that we have to put up with them all on Christmas Day when they are nothing to do with us. I think I am more pissed off with the fact that we won't get to do the nice present opening bit with my niece and nephew because all the hangers on will be there. I think I am being unreasonable.

MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 22:20

Nah, you are allowed to moan aboout irritating in laws spoiling your Christmas with your favourites. Well here's hoping for an early Christmas present. Don't you have another chance at diffage before then though?

AuntieDoris · 13/11/2011 22:27

Yeah. I am already anticipating failure this month. Even though I am currently in the 2WW!

Ariesgirl · 13/11/2011 22:28

I've done it! I've done the measuring. According to several online size guides, I should either be in a 34AA ( no fucking thank you very much ) or a 30C. That is BEYOND ridiculous. And I know for a fact that even I would be squashed flat in a 34AA bra. FFS. I am going to have to arm myself with a load and try them on.

PS How on earth is this fair when my sister, my only sister, is a 34DD? My YOUNGER sister! And she has a baybee. And a house. Sigh. That's the last moan from me for today. I can't abide moaning Grin

Ariesgirl · 13/11/2011 22:29

Fuck! Didn't mean anything bad by the above comment. Sorry Doris.

must read fred before posting must read fred before posting...

AuntieDoris · 13/11/2011 22:38

Hah. The only thing I have on my sister is the size of my norks. I am a 38DD she has gnat bites.

Mind you... she is my younger sister, is thin, with a massive house, does charidee work (fuck off - whatever) and has two children (who my mother seems to spend an inordinate amount of time looking after!)

Bitter? Moi? Hell yes.

MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 22:40

:o Rie

Fancy an affectionate arm wrestle dear one, with the winner buying the loser a hot cider?

Last night I had some ginger wine, from Aldi. And it was just as good as the posh stuff

MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 22:41

I meant the other way arounf didn't I?

MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 22:45

Rie come to stay with me and we could go bra shopping together? Then we could come back here and do the LOTR marathon. And I'll bake...

Ariesgirl · 13/11/2011 22:46

What's the other way round? Confused

Ariesgirl · 13/11/2011 22:47

And we will gaze at each other's boobs in mutual envy! Grin Women with big boobs always think they want small ones so they can "go bra-less". There's no feckin way I'd go bra-less. I'd have someone's eye out!

MadameBoo · 13/11/2011 22:47

The loser buys the winner a cider, not the winner buying one for the loser.