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O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

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LauraPalmer · 02/11/2011 10:06

Or we burn the place down!

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KatAndKit · 12/11/2011 13:04

sorry about the bastard stick. Hope you enjoy the wedding though.

Truffkin · 12/11/2011 13:45

Congratumulations Laura hope you are suitably distracted from the menkul.

Sorry for BFN Euro but have fun at the wedding and make sure you make the most of free wine and cheesy disco Grin

We have a Waitrose within walking distance of our house, also CoOp, Bugdens and Tesco. We are spoiled. When we move there is a massive Tesco about half a mile away and Waitrose has just opened in the town centre. Boo there was a Waitrose just over the road from work and I used to get the caesar pasta salad from the salad bar with a rotisserie chicken breast, for a treat lunch sometimes!

God, that was a boring paragraph. Sorry ESH folk. Pliz to slap me?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 14:03

Mmmmmmmm Twiglet cast being interviewed on T4.

AuntieDoris · 12/11/2011 16:26

I lived in Leeds until July so I know the Tescos of which you speak :)

This morning I have been to the gym and then went on a cooking course. I have learnt to make Thai Green Curry, Pad Thai and Spring Rolls. Roll on dinner time!

CaveMum · 12/11/2011 17:12

Quick question: do we require representation on the Quiche High Council?

If so we need to nominate a rep and and a runner. I've been nominated to represent the Strictly Quiche, but will happily throw support behind anyone who wants to represent the BESHes Grin

buggerlugs82 · 12/11/2011 17:13

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 17:22

I'm feeling sorry for myself! Word to the wise, when feeling ill, chew your doritos or they'll get stuck in your throat and your OH will have to whack you on the back while you puke just to get them up or maybe that's just me My throat hurts now :(
I had Thai for the first time a couple of weeks ago, my Sis did Thai Red Chicken curry. I LUFFED it.
I dunno about the quiche stuff, not too bothered myself.
Currently bimbling on tinterweb and watching England match.

buggerlugs82 · 12/11/2011 17:30

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KatAndKit · 12/11/2011 17:35

I like the narrator on come dine with me, he really takes the piss out of the people, who are often fairly twattish anyway!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 17:36

Yeah it's just a nasty cold though bugs. Ever since the weird droid visit and a bit before I felt sick and exhausted - hence the excitement - when the droid came and I continued to feel crappy I reckoned I had a virus. Monday/Tuesday started having temp fluctuations and sore throat started Wednesday. Now I'm in the fully fledged stinking cold, worst I'd had for ages. Doubt it will require GP visit unless it attacks my chest, being asthmatic, that tends to be an issue. Rest, paracetamol and fluids should see me right.
Pet wise I am making more effort with the hamster, am worried I'm neglecting her ?him Hard to tell if she's fat or really fluffy cos she's long haired!

CaveMum · 12/11/2011 17:39

I'm curled up on the sofa with our cat and HWHNN. We'll be watching Strictly later then heading off to the village pub to watch a band.

Will be cooking a nice warming goulash for dinner shortly.

buggerlugs82 · 12/11/2011 17:46

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 18:11

Luff the narrator for CDWM. Hilarious fella!
I am irritionally grumpy. Fecking FB keeps popping ads on the side saying "Are you pregnant?" NO I'M BLOODY WELL NOT SO BUGGAR OFF" unlikely to get rid of them?

InTheSunshine · 12/11/2011 18:31

Sorry for droids, illness & general shitty moods. I've had a luffly day eating cake. And I just went to my SIL's house & DN was so pleased to see me. It made my day.

Now I am sitting on sofa waiting for my M&S tea to cook. All the talk of Waitrose made me crave posh food!

Dunno what all this talk of quiches is about tbh?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 18:44

Nice work sunny, am a bit jealous of your nice tea. I will make MSB cook me something I think. Not much appetite though.

The quiche thing pertains great word to those in quiches aka cliques or long running freds which naturally ESH would qualify for...
^It has been suggested that it is high time a United Quiche Board was formed to discuss matters pertaining to the eggy.
All Quiches are to submit a representative to sit on said Board. If you can't decide whether or not you are a Quiche because you are in denial please submit a representative as the first matter for debate is:
Quiches: The constitution thereof.
Please sign in below^
is in the OP.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 18:44

It has been suggested that it is high time a United Quiche Board was formed to discuss matters pertaining to the eggy. All Quiches are to submit a representative to sit on said Board. If you can't decide whether or not you are a Quiche because you are in denial please submit a representative as the first matter for debate is: Quiches: The constitution thereof. Please sign in below

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 18:45

That's better!

Ariesgirl · 12/11/2011 20:36

Still don't get it

Whenever I have a quick lurk round AIBU or Chat it seems to be people who all find each other hilarious, talk about incomprehensible things, don't acknowledge outsiders unless they are blatantly offensive or still, and are very keen to impress certain members with threads all about them etc. Reminds me of school.

Ariesgirl · 12/11/2011 20:37

"Still"? I meant silly.

buggerlugs82 · 12/11/2011 20:43

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 21:03

bugs you invited me to be an ESH on a conception thread....I waited til my birthday and a new Fred! I don't.get the stoopid quiche thing. Go with my blessing if you wish.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 22:47

Ok I'm going to bed. MSB has confirmed I now sound like Hilary Duvet. Not good at all.

CaveMum · 12/11/2011 22:47

[votes for bugs as ESH representative]

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 12/11/2011 22:54

[seconded]

InTheSunshine · 12/11/2011 22:55

Agree with Rie but if there was to be any representing of ESH shouldn't it be one of the originals?

Have been hunting for a holiday. Too many decisions to make. Have given up & come to bed.

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