O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

Hi rocket

I luffs you redBOOrum I haven't shat on the floor but have weeed a bit on the sofa

I went to Waitrose once. Just once, mind. Has the most superior gf section the eye ever beheld. Mr Sainsburys just delivered to us for the first time. He iz vair naice and said he hoped I got better soon :) Have treated myself to a sod the diet gf pizza, a bottle of lucozade and rocky road icecream. MSB has raced in and out again, abandoning me for some pub quiz.
LP have you stopped blubbing yet?

I am so poor and scummy, the nearest Waitrose is 80 miles away.

T'other place is a FB site for differs LP, so no one here is in it, apart from those who are diffed or who have laid.

Testing (phone not wee)

Congratulations Laura!

See,it works now.I tried to post on my (new) (purple) phone at lunch to say hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahs at Boo's poolarious story,but it wouldn't work. Does anyone here use a swyping keyboard? Does it get quicker?

Anyhow,to important business, Whoo hoooooooooooo!!!! presidentpalmer that's AWESOME news!!! Totally understand the mind fuckery-you're among many friendly slippery wombles here,so we all feel your angst. Do let yourself have at least a minute an hour to go 'OMG I won a baybee!!

I love waitrose so much I drive past several other supermarkets to get to one. The staff are helpful, the basics don't seem to be more expensive than elsewhere, but they have so many tempting bits and pieces that you end up spending a fortune anyway. But it's worth it.

We only have Waitrose or the Co-Op to choose from. Food is so bloody expensive over here!

Dor my mate lives on the dark side aka Jersey and she has the same issue. Came to the UK recently and spent £200 in Primarni! That's her 9 month old kitted out til he's 3 :)

Booths.

Too right. We are going to be in The North over New Year and I am already planning a shopping trip to Leeds and working out which Asda and Tescos I can get to. It's so sad!

I luff Booths, have a trip to Booths in Windermere every time we go up there. Fond memories of being supplies on the first day of our honeymoon me being like a zombie after nine hours kip over two nights In fact we know we're getting oop North when we see a Booths.

Brr I'm fricking freezing. Someone go and flick my heating on for me? I don't want to leave the sanctuary of the duvet!

Thanks Biteme

Look at you LP, all the ESH have come over to nekkid jiggle in congratulations :)

We do have a Waitrose in Malvern and I have been there a few times. Last time was to get some Tequila because they sell the stuff that makes my husband dance :o

I always gaze in lust at the little salad bar. If I worked nearby I'd be at that salad bar for lunch every day.

Anyway LP I hope you're ok, if I ever do get another BFP ever ever I know I will be beyond menkul for weeks on end so I hope you do get to chill tonight and that there is no headfuckery in the knicker department

I did another test (it's still BFP).

Thank god we're leaving town tomorrow - don't know that I'll have Internet service but at least being on the road will be a distraction distraction distraction.

I'm incredibly grateful for all the luffly ESHness.

everything crossed for you LP. A line as they say is a line.

Leeds is an easy drive for me
Still feeling ruff. Oh joy.

Morning ladies. I did a test this morning as I am going to a close friend's wedding later and I know we are going to have vast amounts of booze poured down us and it was BFN. No surprise but still disheartening to see. This is why I am not a frequent tester. Meh. Still at least I can drown my sorrows before the evil droid arrives.

Sorry euro, that's crap. Enjoy the wedding and get rat arsed.