O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

Grr have the world's crappest dvd player. The door doesn't shut tight so every so often it stops the dvd and restarts. Not that often. Often enough that you just get into the film. Cheap dvd player = false economy.

Anyone fancy a scrap?

Is vair amused with the whole blush / debacle Cunteh

Carelesswhisper I'm going to see Breaking Dawn on opening night. My mate is beyond obsessed. It's utter drivel guilty pleasure does not bear feminist anlaysis rubbish. I'm looking forward to it.

However, last week I went to see The Help. Stupendous. See it, and take tissues. Even my most ESHlike hard knock mates were sniffling.

I got weighed today and I have lost 1lb! Hooray! I might even do the sechs to celebrate (not with a turkey baster either - romantic and everything me).

*analysis

The book is good too.

What you doing down there Northandsouth? :o

Down where? I hope you're not accusing me of Something Rude.

Aha! You mean you floored me with karate supremacy, rather than that I was Down There. As in DOWN THERE.

I find it extremely irritating that people slate twiglet on the grounds of feminism because they clearly haven't read the last book and judged without being fully informed. They'll all see when the last film comes out Rant over.

Cave I was laughing so much at the assisted mare conception description. Bloody brilliant! Here, have this plate full of pickled fish guts as a prize

Woop woop woop for the lbs loss Boo

I've read the twiglet books but not seem the films. I luffed the books, esp Jacob.

Went for a run with SSG tonight. I think he is Making An Effort.

Off to read original BESH Fred now.

I have to admit North, my first thought was that Boo meant you were DOWN THERE down there [dirty mind]

What are we all doing this evening? I'm sat watching the last two episodes of West Wing (for the gazillionth time) and feeling more than a little sick as I made some buttercream for a cake I made on Monday but I made to much and decided the sensible thing to do was eat the remainder out of the bowl = that's a queasy emotcion btw.

[x-post with Sunny]

Fish guts?

[runs to the little girls room]

I'm lying in bed reading the Bravissimo catalogue, but am now very tempted to dig out my WW box set too. Do we get CJ/Danny in the last two episodes, or is that all done in the preceding ones? Sigh. Swoon.

Watching yet more crap tv trying and failing to find the motivation to sort lunch for tomorrow.

Nope CJ and Danny are in the last 2 episodes. Just finished last but one episode which finished with Danny's "I just want to talk" speech.

"I want to talk because I like the sound of your voice" [sigh]

I utterly LUFFS that scene.

Feeling any better, Faithbambina?

Did you ever check out the West Wing thread in Telly addicts? I started it earlier this year when I started researching from the very beginning. It's a great thread, lots of people posting their favourite quotes and links to their favourite scenes on YouTube.

I'll see if I can find it, it hasn't seen much action of late.

Here it is

Dammit, Northup, I could have said 'While you're down there', and been fecking hilarious.

New Laydeez of the BESH, slapping one another with fish is an old ESH tradition, along with erotoviolence. Sunny has bestowed up you a very high honour Cavatina

Am now just pissing myself at my own typo. *Upon.

Faith - Re Twiglet / Feminism. I think the last book is the worst of the lot. There's a blog somewhere that made me cry with laughter. It's called 'someone or other reads Breaking Dawn'. I'll have a mooch for it. I'm not saying I didn't enjoy reading it, and I'm always happy to suspend my disbelief. But Bella makes me very cross and I think she is WEAK :o

Oo er missus! Bit of a Freudian slip there Boo

[walks like she's been sat on a horse for too long]

northbabes am moderately better. Still hot and cold. Jury out on work tomorrow. New symptom. Roof of mouth is super itchy!

Here you are Faith: markreadstwilight.buzznet.com/user/journal/6044461/mark-reads-breaking-dawn-preface/ Enjoy

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