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O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

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LauraPalmer · 02/11/2011 10:06

Or we burn the place down!

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Ariesgirl · 09/11/2011 12:41

It's here! Found it! I'm right!

buggerlugs82 · 09/11/2011 12:47

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AlpinePony · 09/11/2011 12:49

Ah so it was.

Ariesgirl · 09/11/2011 12:49

Ow

PS What's a half nelson?

buggerlugs82 · 09/11/2011 12:50

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 09/11/2011 12:56

bugs we'll only start worrying if you start tweeting in a bird sense

CaveMum · 09/11/2011 13:11

Isn't a half-nelson where you stand behind someone, put your arms under theirs and clasp your hands at the back of their neck?!

I am a font of useless information, if you haven't already noticed!

Ariesgirl · 09/11/2011 13:15

What, to like discourage them from drink-fuelled violence?

Ariesgirl · 09/11/2011 13:17

I am a Thread Killer. I kill threads in the mistaken belief that I am amusing. I find this most upsetting.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 09/11/2011 13:19

What threads have you killed? Thus happens to me lots too.

Ariesgirl · 09/11/2011 13:22

Something about someone being indignant that she has to go to work and support herself and her children. It's ok though - someone else has posted.

starcuntmole · 09/11/2011 13:29

I think you're amusing, surely two of us can't be wrong?

ooops, sorry havealittledifferentcorner. blush

starcuntmole · 09/11/2011 13:29

oh ffs blush

starcuntmole · 09/11/2011 13:30

oh even more ffs with a cunting bollox on the top. Blush

starcuntmole · 09/11/2011 13:30

Aaaaaaannnnnd relax.

Ariesgirl · 09/11/2011 13:31

Oh Well then, I rest safe in the knowledge that I'm amusing. In my heart, I know I'm funny.

What IS that link, Cunty?

starcuntmole · 09/11/2011 13:31

Q. Can you do full Nelsons, or only half ones?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 09/11/2011 13:31

Just think rie if no-one else posts after you, you've had the final say. No-one else can compare or challenge what you said
Round of applause please, I'm out of bed and gave prepared some food

starcuntmole · 09/11/2011 13:32

it was only a cunting face thing.

Ariesgirl · 09/11/2011 13:33

No I want someone to come on the thread and engage with me. I need to be approved of.

Dunno about a full Nelson - perhaps it involves actual decapitation?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 09/11/2011 13:39

Reminds me of 10 things I hate about you:
I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
I think maybe in Europe!

AuntieDoris · 09/11/2011 14:02

I am very busy reading the original BESH-fred. Nice to know where it all originated. Nothing changes it would seem!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 09/11/2011 14:14

Howdy dor. That doesn't surprise me!
I fancy watching a film. Recommendations?

AuntieDoris · 09/11/2011 14:18

I am slightly ashamed to admit that I fancy watching Tin Tin!

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 09/11/2011 14:39

Well I'm not leaving the house so I had the choice of dvds or on demand on virgin. After a lot of deliberation and hunting, I chose twiglet eclipse.

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