O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

But Boo she turns out to be most powerfulest of all in the end, no? not that I.have thought too deeply about the feminism stuff, just read the books in a lighthearded, 'this is very far removed from real life' type way

That was a crap link. This one is better. Read it babycakes, it will make you chortle. Twilight makes me larf. But yes to all escapism of course.

he's very sweary. I s'pose I see his point but I don't really want to
I'll just be happy to go and see Jacob with his top off again. Honestly, the bit I find most surprising is that she fancies Edward. R Patz does nothing for me, especially as a vampire
I've got a copy of Glamour with the top 50 sexiest males...RPatz is 1. Hugh Jackman is 50....personally I'd swap them.
Justin Beiber is number 45. He is, like, 12 or am I old?!

I'm all for fish slapping and erotoviolence but fishguts in the foof is taking it all a Bit Too Far. My most sincere apologies.

They're all too young. Aragorn was my fave but I let Rie have him so it's all about Matthew McFayden and Richard Armitage for me.

I appear to be cluster posting on here and not shagging with intent so I'm off to make myself a cup of Earl Grey to get me in the mood.

sunnyfunnyone, you sound cheerier today.

Bollocks I'm still here :o

Women, grown women. fancy Justin jailbait with questionable views to boot Bieber? Really?

Odious little upstart.

YY to Huge Ackman ('cept I think Poll has laid claim to him).

I never understand half of these celeb crushes. My friends think my taste is odd but the top 5 would currently be:

James Marsters (sticking with the current vampire theme)
Matt Smith
Benedict Cumberbatch
Dave Grohl
David Tennant

In no particular order perhaps all at once I'm not fussy

Oh yes, all of them. Matt Smith was my questionable celeb crush in my beshtionnaire.

Am vair excited about new series of Sherlock Holmes.

Ok, Ok I'm going to get my early greay now, and will flas my foof racehorse style at MrBoo to distract him from the BLOODY PS3.

I have been out at a Meeting .

A few things:
a) Justin Bieber is a revolting little shit and anyone who fancies him who is over 12 is JUST PLAIN WEIRD.
b) Re: TV programme discussion, I know not of what you speak, except I think fancying vampires is a bit odd too. All that pale skin and those green eyes
c) I can't remember where the fish-based violence came from, but I luffs it

Am debating whether to share with you all something that happened earlier. I laughed so much I blew off several times.

Rie You must read the Twilight books so you can agree with me join in the discussion. Important meeting eh? In you're going to be rich and famous kind of a way?

My God I think my husband has actually switched off the PS3 and is coming upstairs to SHAG me

Get to it then! Whitwoooo!

(though try not to blow off, a phrase incidentally I haven't heard since I was about 14)

(We started using it with smallboo, I don't like small children saying fart)(which is funny when you consider my language is less than ladylike)

Right, I'm off then.

Quite bonkersly decided to POAS at 4.30 this morning. Big fat fail of course (naturally, as it's only 3 weeks since droid, and I've scarcely had sex since). Still, always worth wasting a stick for no reason.

Well I successfully put on 3.5lbs this week. Clearly drinking champagne, red wine and cocktails and eating fatty tapas is not conducive to weight loss!

[slaps North about face with a kipper] Stop testing!!!

Dor sorry about the gain, but at least you did it the right way, on fizz and cocktails.

Rie you're looking at this vampire thing the wrong way. Forget the pale sulky broody types like R-Patz and concentrate on the delicious bad boys like Mr Masters always looks like he'd shag you 6 ways from Sunday

[spends rest of the day with a knowing smile on her face]

Give me a link pliz.

Cheekbones you could slice naice ham on

[drools]

My only issue is his age. He's almost 50 ffs! He could be my dad! (disclaimer, pictures are about 12 years old!)

cavey you need to add a disclaimer.for that 'British' accent.
Personally I'd rather have Angel but only when he's bad yum so very sexy.
I iz still sick but not as bad as yesterday. Improvements :)

Dor who'd've thunk it, eh?

Dor I'm stuffed this week. Having got to the lightest I've been since I joined the gym, what with all the being ill, eating chocolate etc I am doomed. Don't worry dor you can lose it just as quickly as you gained

Excellent behaviour Northey. If in doubt, poas. If not, give it a go anyway, that's my motto.