Err, generic, that is not on to tantalise us like that. And seriously, nobody is going to let you call 2 smears of blood on a toilet tissue with no need for a pad a period woman!!! there had better be a bloody good reason we have to wait til monday for your BFP!!!
baby, I'm not getting the emoticons either on my not-Mac laptop. Just squares, boo!!! I'm not that far up the road from you and generic, live not far north of Lancaster.
farfalla, they're not going to over-medicalise you, you're just having a few tests, to reassure you and urge on your ironic BFP 
I've still got 5 days to wait for my scan- Thursday!!!!!!! Went on a work meal out for someone's leaving do last night. One person did indeed guess I was pg, but luckily asked very discreetly. I can do not telling people, but I am absolutley hopeless at lying, so I confessed. She doesn't even work at the trust anymore though, so I'm not worried about her letting it slip and it getting back to my manager.
little, definitely your month, that acupuncture will make it unstoppable. Not long til your BFP