The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

Well, er, it's the thought that counts Boo.

kat, yes they do it before ov because it would wash away any eggs or embryos when they squirt the radioactive dye up your woowoo otherwise.

They are checking to make sure your tubes are not blocked and your womb looks as it should. Basically, a healthy one should look like the bottom photo in this link, with dye spilling out of the far end of both tubes and no blobs showing in the womb (which can be growths of some kind).

www.ivf1.com/hsg-hysterosalpingogram/
Fortunately, mine looked as it should.

Dammit. My strikethrough didn't work.

you have to strike each word one by one

Ah, I didn't know that.

euro definitely feel for you with sore cervix, I was in chuffing agony. I think you can strikethrough more than one word but the > right next to it could be why it didn't work.

ooh I want to watch Mad Men. It's on the to do list.

First day of hellfy eating. I have been BRILLIANT. Am so proud of myself. Took smallboo to a kids party and I restrained myself. Did take a few class As instead but that's ok isn't it?

Ps. That was a lie. Don't panic.

Ps I have seen your pic sweet bugger. I would still eat it. But my will is strong.

You go girl! Was wondering if we could provide appropriate cheerleading-do you respond best to positive encouragement, strict and stern discipline, or promises of mud wrestling?

I was wondering about the class A's for speedy loss ...I have now just about eaten all the bad stuff in the house left over from having too much company, and am ready to commence being monumentally hungry healthy, not counting wedding next weekend, and party the week after that.

bugger you never did get my clue on t'other place did you? Will find you now so I can admire what I'm sure are beautiful buns

gottahavefaith how do you strike through all those words??

Oh lets just buy some uppers and have done with it Cunteh :o

I have just watched Kickass. I now get Bitey's name.

You just put at the start. Then do at the end without any punctuation.

Hello. I've been away. Now I'm back. I've been wondering lately if I should even be here at all as I know pretty much that there's very little chance of getting diffed without assistance. Does anyone really mind if I just hang around anyway?

Bugs once I made a cake called 'Cant Go Wrong Chocolate Cake'. It went wrong.

SunnnnnyD!! of course you must stay

Oh for fuck's sake- I've spent literally hours of my life over the past year crossing out words individually. I could have spent that time watching tellyin a far more worthy and cultured pursuit.

Sunny I don't get it? Whi is needing assistance meaning you can't be here any more? We luff you, please to not go.

Aren't a number of you in the needles crew? I was thinking that plenty of ESH have had recourse to assistance. Any idea when you might be getting the assistance sunny? Hope you don't have to wait too long.

All this talk of dieting has not helped me. I had chocolate cheescake leftovers for breakfast. Hmmm.

Surely the "barren" part of the BESH name means that needing assistance doesn't mean we get booked out of the club?

Do you know, yesterday was my Beshiversary! I was having a look back earlier, as I thought it had been about a year, found my first post, whcih was not very hilariously full of typos..I was so nervous I didn't dare preview in case I lost my nerve...ahh, happy days. And in that year I've been to boarding school, on a pirate ship, to ancient egypt and many more...and seen about thirty BESH baybees born. So it MUST happen to us all eventually.

How are you kikat ? been thinking bout you? How are the boobs

Happy BESHiversary Mole!!

I wasn't thinking that I would no longer qualify but more that I'm feeling out of the race until assistance is provided. I don't find anything more out until the end of October so we're just waiting. I am using this time constructively to get drunk as often as possible

I'm just mardy today being back at work after a luffly week off.

Kat how are you?

Boo how's the will power going? I was stalking your other Fred.

I'm strangely fine thanks, which I find quite worrying most of the time. The boobs have been ok too although I think I noticed a bit more tenderness today. No sickness either. Booking in appointment tomorrow. Going to beg and plead for another scan.

Please to stay and chat Sunny I would miss you like I'm missing Rie (and still missing all those others that fecked off last year).

Sunny I haven't been as brilliant today because we need to go shopping but I am going to write a list of no temptation for tomorrow, and Amazon have dispatched my book. Am looking forward to being totally sylphlike.

Oh, and thanks for the food diary Bugslife :)