The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

OH I am sterilising my mooncup too tonight. I think faith and I are running some weird parallel life!

They is scary over there. And I couldn't help myself...I don't give two hoots about what everyone was flinging buns about, I just had to correct the horrid punctuation.

I expect some rude lashings of a response. I must need the attention...

Dor & Faith boiling, bleaching or straight up microwaving?

Or just plain setting fire to it like our very own vaginamole :o

I think I've just propositioned one of the heavy posters to 'show me the ropes'. I'm such a slut.

MadameBoo, I'm in here!

Can't handle the pace of AIBU, nor some of the politics of the ridiculous posters.

I deserve a big glass of wine.

Ta for sage and wise advice (don't those 2 things mean the same thing?!) anyway, I shall hi thine self off to the GP as soon as droid shows up and make an appointment for the week between end of droid and egg hatching.

I lurk on AIBU a fair bit, for entertainment value if nothing else! I'm too much of a wuss to post on the really angry freds I was most entertained by the woman today who was adamant she was NBU for getting her son to trick or treat at a strangers door and filled with righteous indignation that he dared [gasp] answer the door TO HIS OWN HOUSE with his dog . She of course uttered the immortal cliche words "it would have ripped pfb DS's face off".

Honestly, sometimes I wonder about starting a MN Bingo game: dog bashing [check], parent/child parking [check], FF v BF [check]

Laura - I use sterilising tablets - like you could use for baby bottles. Think I got them from the pound shop!

I read that trick or treat/dog thread! It was hilarious!

I'm in for some MN Bingo. I'll bring the gin. :)

Ooh, I'm having my smear tomorrow, didn't know about avoiding the sechs but as worked till midnight last night and this, that won't be too much of a problem. Really hope it is a good luck charm... Slightly doubtful but we can keep hoping.

After smear will have to start the sechs in earnest, have warned/promised the sperm provider. Still no clue when or if ovulating, temps were all over the shop last month. Blood test on 18th to see about hormones and that. Goody.

Generally I boil, sterilising tablets seem to irritate my fanjo but since I was sticking it back in tonight I sterilised it with fluid yes we are secretly all hippies that spend our days in long skirts wading through fields of long grass
Chocolate is a super food. I felt like crap earlier, ate some 10 heroes chocs at work then felt much better. And it since the Droid packing. See? Science.

Evening BESH. Fred end is fast approaching. Any ideas for next one? Bingo hall? Weird hippy lair? Something seasonal?

I love to lurk on AIBU. It's good entertainment but I'm too much of a wuss to post.

Yay, weird hippy lair!

Hell's Bells, the BESH demand a Baby Jesus birthday diffing!

that would be Jeebus, of course...

How are you bugs, are you still online?

We've just prayed for you bugs second I came online and saw that postHow you feeling?

Bless you, how scary

bugs keeping everything crossed for you and hope there are no more cramps.

So Droid left after a day very odd so today I poas with fmu. Looked bfn, walked away. Checked fished out of bin it after a bit Faintest of lines
It's an evaporation line, yes? Told MSB he said he didn't know what to do with that info! Only have one FR left no more cheapies so will use FR with fmu tomorrow. And sit and wonder for next 23 hours...

Piss on the fucking expensive stick! I will cautiously expose one breast in preparation for naked dancing. BTW, 'tis sometimes said smu is better.

[gets very excited]

[chants] Piss, piss, piss, piss!!

I'm at work now with no access to any pee sticks - ironic in a hospital I know but my patients are 70+ so I'd be a tad surprised if any of them got a bfp Ok I will use the FR when I get home. And twiddle my thumbs in the mean time. Sent MSB a picture of it. He sees a line. Shall I try to add it to my profile?