The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

Hee hee Alps I wanted to 'like' that post (about sechs on coats).

Bugger I am sick of being lardy and am starting a Rosemary Conley thing on Monday. I don't recognise myself in my Cornwall pics. It's like looking at someone else.

I would love to decorate a caravan. I think I'd go for a 60's psychedelic vibe.

bugs you are not fat! That is some impressive cake eating though.

:o Bugger I have wild taste. Not that the decor here is particularly wild - but this is one of my favourite blogs.

I did start a fred about losing weight and having ttc success if you want to post on that too? I'd hesitate to be a weight loss buddy because I am shit at it . I don't want to let anyone else down by being flaky :(

Please to send me the food diary - I need every resource I can get!

yes, and Kat has a point. You is not fat.

Yes. Sunglasses required. I don't do 'neutral'.

About 5 years ago or so you could get a 12' caravan on ebay for a tenner if you could drag it away yourself. [want] Of course the Holy Grail of campervans/caravans would be a "sympathetically restored" 1970's VW camper which I'd then spend the summer driving around Greece in. You'd want it fumigated to ensure all traces of stinky Afghan coat wearing hippies are gone.

Bugger weighs about as much as one of my buttocks.

Alps I'd be inviting those kind of people in. :o

Oh yes, I know your type! You'd be going overland from Amsterdam via Istanbul to Kabul with a bunch of stoners! A bloke I was "dating" a few years back is with ISAF in Afghanistan, he could've got me out there 4 years ago for a "trip" to Kabul and the "safe zone" (up near Iran border) - I'd love to do the Khyber pass - but that's not going to be safe for decades. :(

Sounds like my dream holiday Pone. Lets just pack up the kids, leave the men behind and fuck off. Oooh, I've come over all Kate Winslet in Hideous Kinky.

I was supposed to start being all healthy in september. It's not working yet. Not Having a Drink yet hardly counts does it? Can someone give me a really good reason for starting on monday instead of on the 1st?

You know that Beaver Falls scottish bloke i've been going on about with NO REACTION. he got nekkid last night. And It Was Good. So you've all missed out now.

I think I ov'd on wed. CD 21. So my week of silent shagging will come to naught, and all because I left the piss sticks at home and decided to relax a bit. Gah.

I knew someone would say that Cunty :) She wasn't my lesbo crush but I think she was someone's?

I have watched a few eps of Beaver Falls. Please to link cos I am lazy.

I watched all of Beaver falls. That boy is delish :) reality tells me I'd end up pulling Barry
Totally missed the lesbo angle. Naive much?!

Snigger@the coats comment.

Bugger that is some impressive consumption of confectionery. But I think you could do better if you really tried. Where is the ice cream? Where is the cheesecake? Amateur.

My ibs is acting up and my cm is tinged brown. The Droid is likely to be arriving any day methinks.

Ah sorry Babycakes.

I am out of the running this cycle as we haven't actualy done the sechs - (why do I feel guilty about telling you that?). Camping, plus very confusing shag dictator, plus me having a major downer on myself bodywise all contributed. Hence the motivation towards weight loss, hopefully a bit more energy and a sure fire win next month.

We started swi for this cycle last night. The first post-HSG session (my cervix seemed a little, er, bruised. Owie ). I am on CD 11 now so only a few days to go until we can go back to just doing it when we feel like it!

I am blaming bugs for last night's piggery. She put the idea of cake into my head. So therefore I had to eat loads, with cream on the top..... hmmm. So StealthSex on your holidays then? Will it be on a sofabed too? When are you going?

eurochick ouch! Presumably you have to have the hsg done before ov time? What do they look for with the hsg? it doesn't sound very nice at all. You also deserve much cake.

I was going to write

Yes, that would have been wrong, I'm glad you didn't write it.

I finally started Mad Men last night- how ironic that the women were allowed to be curvy and could drink at work, but as a pay off they were treated like the crud on the bottom of the scum of the earth. would like to update my lesbian crush to Christina Hendricks plez.