The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

lugfromthegoonies Are you going to the big park with the mouse?! i was vegetarian when I first went to US,twenty years ago and lost weight cos I could only eat salad wherever I went

i have just been for a run, my buddy and I were smugly congratulating ourselves on our DHB effort of setting out in driving rain and wind, when both stopped. When we got back, it started raining again. AIBU to think that this is a sign from the Universe that I am destined to run for England or perhaps be sent on a world saving task that neccessitates the ability to run for an hour to an hour and a half, and that I must therefore persevere until my calling becomes apparent.Or am I making it all about me?

Where is rie? Do we need to find some attractive rugger boys to force entice her back?

Oi! li'lmermaid check these out

Well now we are talking. They are mighty fine specimens of men. I love a man in nice pants.

Mole you are destined to become the hero of the GB 2012 team. Judging by the last weeks performance by the men's 4x100 team if you can master passing a batton you'll be doing a better job! Are you training for anything in particular? Mr Sunny is doing a half marathon at the weekend.

Hubba Hubba and a ding ding ding! Bagsy the one on the far left.
mole I shall admire you from the comfort of my lovely indoor ladies only gym :) I did work out tonight (good for me). I am a very occasional fair weather runner. Generally I drive past people like you in the car shouting 'are you mad?!' whilst secretly being envious of the stamina, will power and runners' bodies

Oooooo - pressure.

The Droid is back in town....

moley's right, course you're still a Besh even if a 12 year old consultant is lecturing you and dildo'ING you every other day.

I would go to nyc and be caught out as horribly provincial. Is ask for a coffee and a cheese Carnie and say I want it on a plate. I'd need to learn to bark orders!

boo which thinning book are you reading? I've lost a pound or two this diffment so would be happy to remain at this weight until end.

Er cheese Carnie = cheese sarnie! Absolutely nothing to do with those colourful travelling folk and their dairy products.

It's not here yet Alps but I've ordered Rosmary Conley's G.I jeans diet book.

faith I am another fair weather runner. The plan is to visit jim two or three times during the week and then run at weekends (the gym is by my office so I can't be @rsed going there when I am not at work). But the run is very much weather dependent. And the visits to jim are very much dependent on whether or not anyone invites me out to drink wine. I am so weak willed. I really need to get back to exercising before work. It is rare that anyone offers me wine to tempt me away then.

The breast cancer awareness thing on facebook is fucking me right off. It's not fun for me to pretend to be 10 weeks and craving KitKats when I'm not fucking pregnant after 20 months of trying actually. If I put that on my status then some people won't get it and will think it's an announcement.

Grrr.

and pray tell me, how does this raise awareness of cancer charities?

It is another silly thing dreamt up by idiots. The bra colour one was kind of funny and bras are sort of related to breasts. But it isn't actually achieving anything for charity and the current one is just ludicrous.

:) cheese carnies

Hook a babybel anyone?

Still here, still nothing to report...

Good to see you Maudie. Have some cheese carnie?

Why thank you, hope all is well in the house of Boo.

I can't comment on your fb based indignantion as I am the one remaining person in the world not on it. Have people i went to primary school titter at my lack of a social life, no thanks

Still, least there's plenty of this cheese, the slight tang of feet is normal no?

Very sensible Maud. Big bro is always watching.

I dread to think what is in BESh cheese given the twists and turns of this group since it began :o

boo that fb thing fucked me right off, AND made me look a twat when a friend announced she was 16 weeks at the weekend. I know her and her husband are thinking about... Seems a weird thing to joke about.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahah
(that was me laughing at the idea of me having a runner's body )

I'd really love to do a half marathon sunny, but not sure we're capable yet-and it's a bit demoralising to think we'd probably take as long as some people do a whole marathon in....still, I can dream,(I also need to find a really flat one)

Am I alone in thinking about a Cheese Carnival theme for next fred?

I went back to school today, did very little work, and came home again. All good until the extreme panic hit me of what I do next year when I don't have a baybee and molette goes to school, and I either 1. sit at home alone all day rocking, or worse 2. have to work for more than a couple of days a week. There's only one thing for it, I shall have to steal one.

I am jan born so would only be one week. which doesn't really work does it. So it was a rubbish idea for at least a twelfth of the population anyway.

I was just about to come here and whinge about all the fuckers on fb saying they are whatever and craving whatever. I was just about to get all indignant and pissed off when I realised it was some stupid joke thing. Still think they are wankers though.

As you were.

I'm 0 weeks and craving gin...

I'm minus 22 months and I'm craving tequila slammers...