The BESHes are now getting cross. Because it's taking ages. Now look, Universe, cut us some feckin slack.

[Ariesgirl]

Now also, in honour of the Rugby World Cup, we can also take our pick of the strapping, fine-thighed walking sperm banks who will be on display in New Zealand soon. I vote myself to be the tournament's physio and also we can judiciously place a few eager volunteers into the Pit for Gloom purposes. They are so incredibly tough that they are not likely to go the way of Daniel, Cap'n Jack and Mitchell.

Roll up, roll up....baggsy the first go on Jonny Wilkinson.

You're in Magaluf?

I have just googled. Watch Game of Thrones instead.

I saw the advert, that was enough for me!!

That programme worries me. Not as much as Jersey Shore tho. That 'stars' a man whose six pack has his own name - The Situation. Wrong on so many levels.

Boo your break in Cornwall sounds beaut.

Apparently 'superdry' have put in a request that the people on Jersey shore stop wearing their clothes because it's negative publicity! They like to be seen as 'collegiate'!

I love Superdry. I am wanting to lose weight so I can buy one of their gorgeous hoodies. (oh, and to boost my fertility, but that's not the main thing of course).

Sunny, it was beaut. Cornwall just is beaut, everywhere.

I am clearly not down with the kids as I've never heard of SuperDry clothing, if pressed I'd have thought it be found somewhere between Right Guard and Sure.

Alpine they are a overpriced clothing range. I was horrified to discover how much their stuff costs! Seriously it's like 65 quid for a hoodie! I agreed it sounds like 48 hour antiperspirant.

I'm buying a hoodie off ebay for cheap monies. I thought it would be great for camping. I think it's safe to say that nobody will think I'm a TOWIE wannabe. :o

I feel as though my posts are woefully inadequate these days :(

I am clever and funny in real life you know.

Sherilyn Fenn. She could tie a cherry stalk in her mouth. Me and Rocket used to try and do it. I think she managed it a few times. I think I did it once but it didn't look quite as sexy.

I've got a good feeling about this month for you Hotmole :)

The entire cast of that show were absurdly good looking. Sherilyn Fenn was kind of ruined for me when Jeremy Irons stuck her in a box though. I liked James best, but Bobby was a close second fo sho. Then there was Leo. Even the supposedly crazy Nadine was a bit of a hottie.

Morning Pone, Have you made up your mind about camping?

I haven't boo, and I really ought to. Part of me thinks yaaaaaay just get away, otoh it would be nice to be at home. In the warm.

I made up a little story about camping and caravanning a few days ago when round the outlaws. They have all gone mental for caravanning and I am not in the slightest bit interested. It was a bit like the three little pigs.
Piggy number one went on a camping holiday and the big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew his tent over in a strong gale force storm.
Piggy number two went caravanning and the big bad wolf huffed and puffed and made the caravan break down on the M6 on a Friday afternoon. Piggy got there in the end but the big bad wolf had him for a snack when he was out with a torch at 3am looking for the toilet block.
Piggy number 3 went to a nice bed and breakfast hotel with ensuite facilities and had a lovely holiday.

The moral of the story is to opt for brick buildings at all times.

Ah no the key to fun camping is a campervan! Way cooler than caravans but not cold like tents :)

I can say this out loud because we're all ancient. I want a caravan. yep, I've turned in to my parents. :(

We are skint but my Dad has a camper so we steal borrow it for our holidays. Last year he threatened to sell it, we got hysterical saying 'what will we do for our holidays?!'...so we now pay towards the upkeep and insurance. Dad has a rule, he fills it with diesel, you refill what you use. Awesome.

Well if you're not getting Diffed by doing the Sechs In your m&d's bed then I don't know what to suggest. Have you tried a pile of coats on the bed?