30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Morning slags

I would like to say that current condition is as a result of going at it hammer and tongs with Gary, but it is more due to a virulent stomach virus. This kicked in on the train on the way back from London and as such, the journey is officially The Worst Journey Ever In The History Of Thee World. Shackleton and Scott have nothing on me. Try finding somewhere to vomit on the 14.06 from Paddington to PLymouth, when people are jam packed in the aisles and the toilets are all out of order, Shackleton and Scott. Starving and freezing to death in a tent, or sailing in an open boat across the Southern Ocean looks lovely in comparison

Well TT were fucking amazing anyway.

Hello Cockermouth

God, Rie, that sounds awful! I'm in agreement that that is the worst journey in history. Starving in a tent is nothing compared to vomiting on a train. Here's a very strong G 'n' T to sort you out. Sod rehydration, what you need is alcohol in large quantities.
Now pull yourself together.

....and I just wanted to say that Robbie is near the top of my list of man-crushes. Arrogant arse that he is.

arial that sounds HIDEOUS. At least it wasn't diarrhea too

I hate Robbie, can we bring him in here for a kicking?

I don't want to get sued or owt, but I am fairly confident that Robbie was coked off his tits. Also I don't appreciate him calling us a load of menopausal harpies. Just remember who put you where you are, you stupid little nobber.

PS I did get diarrhoea Bitey but that wasn't until I got home

He was very rude at the Glasgow gig I heard too. Sorry to hear you aren't well, Arrietty

Hello M'dear How are you and how is dear little EA?

she is delightful - we have been swimming this morning, and she's just woken up from a nice long nap.

Well, I guess I can have Robbie all to myself, then! I never did have good taste in men.....

It is a shame - I do believe he is/was pretty talented, but always seems to make an arse of himself because he can't cope with the fame and he takes too many drugs. Will stop making excuses for him now.

I saw a man on the train dressed in a boring respectable suit and carrying a briefcase reading Heat the other day. It was very incongruous. London is full of MAD people! MAD!

I agree - Robbie is very talented but just a twat of the highest order. Beats me why they let him back in. Howard and Jase looked like they wanted to punch him at some points.

I so wish I had been to see TT! When I was a teenager, I took the piss out of my friends for liking them 'cos I was into indie (and obv far too cool for pop), but, of course, I LOVED them!

All this talk of Heat magazine has made me pleased all over again about the NOTW. One redtop down......

Hello ladies. I am currently procrastinating when I should be working.

I did have last night off though and drunk lots and lots of lovely pink wine. Mmmmm.

Poorly thing.

Vom on a train is always a Bad Thing Rie you have my heartfelt sympathies. Hope you are laying down on a comfy sofa & someone is bringing you things.

Like Cock I always loftily dismissed TT as a bunch of wankers when I was younger. I don't mind them now but I wouldn't say I was a massive fan. , Robbie has definite ishoos. I like Gary though, he seems like a nice chap.

I went to a beer festival last night. Pear Cider. Oh dear.

Why are you all working? Mind you, I can't talk, I have spent the whole day doing fecking DIY.

SunnyD Perry is a world of wrong and no matter what they try and call it, it will always make your head hurt horribly the next day. Bleurgh.

Euro pink wine however is delicious. I drank bucketloads in Spain last October and have been craving it ever since but cannot find one that tastes right over here. Any recommendations?

Cockermouth and other TT afficionados - has anyone baggsied the small weakling yet? If he's the leftovers we can put him in the pit for cheering up those droidal moments. I will have a go on Robbie but only if someone puts a paperbag over his head first.

Rie :( Hope you are feeling less projectile very soon. Also hope you didn't give it to Gary whilst having a go on him otherwise the rest of the tour is going to be deeply unpleasant for the front row of the audience.

Owlie you do make me laff.

Do you mean Mark Owen? If so I thought he was quite sweet (in a good way). Seems like a lovely chap and can hold a tune.

I like the French stuff. But that might have something to do with the outlaws having a house in Languedoc, so the taste of wine from that region always brings back memories of lovely trips to La Vie en Rose (or should that be Rosé?).

Last night I had a Sancerre which wasn't bad.

Just popping in to say Hello and Goodnight. I ahve drunk my own body weight in rosé this weekend. I need a day off to recover before I go back to work - dammit!

Hope you're feeling better Rie, bare knuckle punches to everyone else.

Bisy, backson. X

Moley ??

And there in a nutshell is the luxury of being 28 rather than 36 :)