30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Hello everyone. Been out for a short while - welcome to Buggermesenseless. Did I hear someone say 'Monsoon Sale'...? I love their dresses...

So Rie - tell all. How was Gary's missionary style? Or did he in fact have a dungeon al la Wol's predictions?

Bludger - if I wasn't such an HP fan, I'd tut and say something about your age.

Fucksticks.
Can't win a job. As if babyfailing wasn't enough, I am now careerfailing. Once againI apparently did really well at the interview but they still picked someone else. Buggeration.

They are clearly a bunch of cocksuckers, Kitty and not worthy of your fabulousness. Sod the sodding lot of them.

Buggeration good work; here in fight club I would have thought getting posts deleted is a status symbol

I luff the Monsoon things as they hide all manner of lumpy bumpy bits that should not be lumpy and bumpy. I also like the frocks in Coast and got married in one. I also cannot afford to be shopping in either place but mention the word 'sale' and I am in there like a shot, fondling all the lovely things with my grubby mitts. Mmmm, silky.

bumluvrrrr congrats on degree? London external? What did you say to that that anyway? I hope it was fruity!

aries was Gary not a little 'damp' following what mrsfc did to him last week?

That TWAT I meant.

Congratulations buggeroo!! hope you'll be celebrating tonight? I really fancy a very large gin to toast you and your stupendous brain!
SO HAPPY IT'S FRIDAY!

PS what is bludger? This whole HP thing has passed me by and I'm completely bemused at the hysteria, even grown up(ish) men I know are sad it's over. Is it really that good?

Ha ha haaaa I think that comment is bloody brilliant!

My friend who has two kids says that she likes sex more than before. Am hopeful that wizards sleeve thingie isn't necessarily the only way we go. Hmm. Am working this weekend. Really don't want to, but there you go.

Brown! how are you me old china? I don't know why but I always think in cockney whenever you're around (is thinking in an accent possible?)

Congrats on the degree results Bludger. I've read all the HP books but not seen the films. Quelle surprise.

Kat fuck them. You will find something more interesting with more £££!

wizards sleeve

That's the first Fred I've seen about us. Feel quite proud!!

Hubby got his SA results today. All normal apparently although as they called him back when he was using a cashpoint, he didn't have a chance to get the actual numbers but will next time he is passing the surgery.

But that's all good. So I am ovulating, my hormones are not indicating PCOS and his swimmers are fine.

SO WHY THE AM I NOT DUFFED YET?

I think "Teflon womb" might end up being the official diagnosis!

Ps mememememememeem ME! mememememememememe.

(Just wanted to make sure there was one post on this board more self-centred than my last....)

Hammered. Working tomorrow. Help.

Boo how's the head? Don't fancy 12 rounds in the ring with me this morning then? 02.24 is late so I bet you had A Good Night.

Euro good news about Mr Euro's swimmers but irritating at the same time. 'Unexplained' undiffment is a pain in the ass.

Lugs my best hangover cure is a massive cup of tea and a banana sandwich.

I have had a PT session this morning. Nearly vomited whilst doing burpees. Why do I do this shit?

Well, I just wanted to pop in to say how happy I am to spot my very own name in this fred. Thanks for the mention, Rie. .

Welcome, Buggeration (though I'm not sure I'm in a position to welcome anyone, given that I never visit here any more).

Today's outfit is a Power Ranger style jumpsuit and I am ready to karate-chop anyone who comes near. This is partly because I want to 'fit in' with all the fighting that's been going on in here and partly because I Still Don't Have a Fucking Baybee.

I thought that MN was jinxing me and making me childless, so I gave it up. Turns out it's just life that's fucking with me. So, I guess I'm back (yes, I have nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon). I'm on my 4,857,289th 2WOOFL, so wish me luck!

p.s. Oh yeah, as an afterthought, I 'spose I'd better ask how you all are.... So?

Hmm... Thinking about it, I probably should have added a hyphen to Power Ranger-style.

Feel free to glass me for that.

Glassing seems rather uncouth. Can I just kick you in the ladygarden instead?

How very polite - and even more so for having asked first!

Of course you can.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!