30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Fucking Fucking cunting CUNTING ofsted on monday and tuesday next week. FUCK. That's my lovely girl's birthday weekend up the fucking swanny then. FUCK.

Kitty! Hello lovely, sorry the interviewage has been pants. Good work on the dildocam though, you can never have too many of those. Remember to wear odd or offensive socks. They luffs it, the sonographers.

Buggeroo I reckon Gary Barlow is probably a closet perv. At least, I like to imagine so. So he might well be missionary all the way but involving small animals and battery powered gadgets in a Whole World of Wrong. Can someone please pass the soap so I can wash out my brain now pliz? I feel a bit sicky.

I kind of missed the Take That thing, I think I was a bit old and they were a bit clean looking for my tastes at the time.

Sooooo glad we're not going to have wrestle over Daniel buggeration

Sorry boo caught a glimpse of stick pissing mentioned further up and got wildly over excited!

Beautiful rage releasing there cunty what a fucker

Good luck for Tuesday Catkin

Enjoy your barlow bonk arial

Can you bring my that little Marky Owen back in a tiny weeny bag for me Rie? I'm not a huge fan, but he's quite cute.

Oh and Cunty. That really really sucks. I am very sorry. :(

Tired cluster posting - Hiya Katkin

Hola fighters! rie pls bring back the delectable Howard for me, he can shiver my timbers anyway.

Shitty day here to plus feel the dreaded droid coming on, plus have less than 2 weeks til I go on hollybobs with beautiful young thin people and cannot stop consuming biscuits and butter. sigh.

Should be exercising now in fact..

Enough whingeing, I'm off to do some Davina Fit.
Lattes ladies!

cunty that really sucks. I hate the short notice inspections. I hate ofsted full stop. Is yours a good school that is expecting to do well or is it a major stress fest? Good luck anyway and don't waste your weekend working too hard. This is also a very shit time of year for an inspection.

Thanks all-it could be much worse,'as in I could have my own class, so I shouldnt moan- just been looking forward to birthday stuff for ages, have a house full all weekend, and it sucks to have it hanging over me. Can't believe they even do them in second last week of year, everyone's winding down, and ^am supposed to be practising for leavers do- that might have to go out the window now as won't have time to do it. At least I will have an in depth analysis of barlow's bedroom technique to look forward to. And the news of the world is no more, that's got to cheer up even Marvin the robot.

Sorry to kitty'and dietcoke for rusty fuckers, will be honoured to smash them to fuck for you. Oooooh- this fred makes me so sweary!

ivegotmail yes def to not in Crimson Petal. Though wouldn't turn sugar down

Oooh Cherry I met Howard once in Ibiza. He had dreadlocks. He was very polite though. Also quite fit until he opens his mouth.

Moley sorry for the Ofsted hell. What wank timing. I hope the birthday shennanigans go well.

Bitey I like the sound of your cinema. If I want to sit in the big comfy seats it costs £15!!! Rie I mostly sit on the end seat cos I get fidgety, I think I have sitting still ishoos.

My crush du jour is Jarvis Cocker, he's a dirty sexy bastard that one. Anyone agree or am I on my own?

Interesting choice. Geek chic. I don't see it myself but I do love a bit of Jarvis. Have you seen his kid? Looks like a mini Jarvis.

Mine is Jackson Brodie. Oh yes.

He's not my usual type sunny but there's something about his spindliness, crazy dancing and witty musings that does it for me.
I don't know who Jackson Brodie is, am very out of touch..

Back from Body Balance. I worked so hard I built up a sweat.

Am thinking of having a hypnotic gastric band. Anyone know anything about this?

I went to Monsoon sale today I bought a lovely dress and then my lovely Mom (I make no apology for the o in Mom - I am a brummy) bought me another one.

What is a hypnotic gastric band? I could do with one, what after finding out my bmi is really shit today. 31 :( That makes me obese, not just festively plump like I was before. Hmm. I need a hypnotic band.

I also need a Monsoon dress. Description or pictures pliz.

I wanted to link but they're not on the website. They are both cotton - one is a pretty patchwork in oranges and pinks and nipped in at the waist with a flower on the strap (v slimming), and the other one is white, empire line, with sequinned/embroidered flowers on it. You can wear that one with or without straps. It's so lovely!

Ooh Alps forgot to say no worries about the shag dictator. How are you doing? Sickness abated?

Ooh, monsoon sale, only time to buy their clothes.

I work in the public sector bugger, I am skint all the time. However, I have a wedding to go to - and as I am fecking huge, and Monsoon occasionally do clothes that don't make me look like a heffalump and are vaguely flattering, there you go.