30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Morning!

Why are we talking about running? Its just a distraction from eating cake surely? And don't we get enough excercise from all der sechs?

Hope we're all feeling fecund this morning, I'm waiting the return of normality after stopping the pill myself.

Just dropping in to say hello to fellow yorkshire cyclist. I think I used to ride bikes once. Now they hang forlornly in the garage feeling unloved.

Hello Cossie! Not that I am a fellow Yorkshire cyclist. I have a bike though. It's yellow. I luffs it

Moley he needs killing for that. Men! I swear sometimes that God/Allah/Mother Nature has made us need men for reproduction so we get to practice not hurting someone when they are hopeless/useless/say ridiculous things. They are our practice run.

Hello ries my lovely how are you?? I should pop in here more often I know, but I just can?t seem to find the time any more. Now I have to leave work dead on time to pick up the boy, I have to actually do work while I?m here

Arses-just lost my post- this lap top sucks.

Genius eurozoneisuptheswanny genius- and it works afterwards too- I am currently teaching OH the correct table etiquette by stealth, through his daughter (he came from a home where he and his siblings were perfect annointed ones from the high goddess of the universe, and so were never told off or made to do anything they didn't want-it's a wonder he's a socialised as he is) In his defence, he was very sweet later last night, once he'd realised he'd upset me, (I gently explained )and said he thought we were a 'whisper away' from winning our nuther baybee, so I did let him share my cupcake after all.

Please can all the running detractors note that I balance my running posts with double the mention of cake.

sunny if I wanted to fuel any menkal,which I wouldn't cos that's mean, irresponsible, and mean, I'd tell you I didn't get a postive on a stick til I was four days late with molette, but I don't want to be mean, so I won't tell you that.

Thanks for drinking with me x

Fucking droid. Bloody turned up. Just when I was thinking I might POAS. Oh well. Making a massive lasagne to compensate. Child. Lasagne. There about the same right?

Sorry Sunny. I was getting ready to flash my knockers too :(

Comedy violence ain't funny at the moment. It's all kicked off in Brum now. All my family are safe and accounted for though.

Glad everyone is ok Boo.

CallMeDave is back from his hols tomorrow. He'll sort everything out

Poor thing, having to cut his holidays short. Bless.

This is taking the piss out of our wee fight club. I am so angry! I was angry to start with but I really want to hit some hooded louts right now... and damn it - I'm on restricted duties!

Was just thinking about you browngirl,in the shower and thinking I was glad you weren't out there at the mo. Hope you're managing to enjoy time with brownboy , and taking care of yourself.

Me and dd going to London tomorrow til sat. Wwyd?

Sniper rifle, Brownie , that's what you want.

Or a trebuchet and a few dead cows to ignite and load it with. God bless the french for their fine taste in weaponry.

starcunt Obviously I'd just write a long list of what I wanted to loot and take a wheely shopping trolley to be able to carry it all home. Make sure mini-starmole has a backpack that can be comfortably carried. Wear trainers for running from 'da feds' and everyfink.

Am now both relieved that Brownie is trapped by diffedness to stay out of the way and worried in caseCunty and gorgeouschild go to thatLondon and get bricks thrown at them. Stay Home Moley!

Phew to Brownie being on restricted duties (but thinks that if you weren't diffed you would have single handedly sorted the fuckers right out!)

Mole I'm going to London tomorrow for 2 days with work. I'm hoping the rioters stay out of my way. I'll bloody show them what for

Lugs bike ride to Manchester??

Hey sunny where will you be? I'll meet you by the burnt out car next to the broken window . I have been watching the news just now, and there are No riots in London anymore, they are ALL in Manchester, so we will be fine. Don't worry boo I am being met off the train, and taken on a secret riot free route known only to the London middle classes, from whence I shall hide in my friends house drinking tea and getting interrupted by arguing children until it is time to come home. Kind of what I was going to do anyway.

bugger do you live near Manchester? From which direction will you be cycling. Also, don't go in the centre. Did you not work out my clue yet?

Evening lades. And BESHes.

I just wanted to pop in to say hi. I have not been around much lately - am annoyingly busy at work. Still, hollibobs soon. I'll be glad to be going away. We have had riots and looting to the east, west and north of where we live!

sunshine I am livid on your behalf, can't abide tardiness.

Where are you going on holiday eurochick?

I still haven't laid an egg according to SD but I have had 8 high days! Droid is due next Thursday and I have run out of piss sticks - I thought ten would be enough for the first go - never mind, I'm sure it will cope if I miss a day, am getting them off Amazon 'cos they're cheaper. I think it has missed my hormonal surge as it doesn't know my cycle (have done my research).

I am so getting old. Still haven't recovered from my night out on Sat. Thank feck it's my short week at work.

I have stopped watching news24 now and convincing myself that the while country is going to burn. I should remember my Charlie Brooker. I was on call last night for a police/childrens services thing (where we work together to get the vulnerable kids as a prevention initiative), but my phone stayed silent and The Shire remained riot free, unsurprisingly.

Hello biatches. Excuse my absence. I have been rioting working v v v v v hard.

Glad you're ok, Brownie.

I knew it was your fault Rie. I've already called that hotline to dob you in.

So where are you in cycle? I've been too drunk to update the spreadsheet.