30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

I drank too many cocktails last night. I got my hopes up for an FCFU. Droid is 2 days late. I've POAS ( which I hardly ever do ) and it said NO. Very clearly. Guess it's a Good Thing as at least it means my cycle is getting longer which is what the Needles woo woman is trying to do. Anyway I've just eaten the best bacon & egg sandwich so am feeling slightly better.

Mememememe and a bit more me.

Boo you ride the Prime Minister? You filthy cah. Also, that is Quite Wrong and has made me feel a little bit sicky.

Fucking stupid peestick. How dare it say NO. I think you should burn it to teach the others a lesson. Mind you, I do like burning things so possibly you should ignore this advice.

Pukes all over fred at thought of going anywhere in the vicinity of CallmeDave. I mean the God that is Gahan of course Botty.

That pee stick may have been lying Sunshine

Sunny Time to get the trusty red pen out and teach that stick a lesson! At least the needles are having some positive effect.

Boo The peestick was irritatingly correct. The droid has arrived.

Wol are you one of those pyromaniacs?

I have spent all day on the sofa watching athletics. I am officially mardy.

Haz I killed the fred? Where are you all? Hopefully shagging or something fun like that.

I'm here kitty , (here kitty-ha ha) tried to reply before but ipod battery failed. Just got back from run On My Own. My running buddy was on the lash last night so didn't want to go, so I went On My Own. Am feeling very smug and chuffed with self- can you tell?!

I've got back and the layabouts I live with are still fast asleep, so am taking chance to catch up on Beaver Falls- did I mention the pretty scottish one?

inthenavy sorry and sorry and thrice sorry for shitting cunting droid, though you made me smile in loving strokey way by being mardy. When I moved to Robin Hood land aged 8 we got so excited about all the new language we learned (came from south, where they have no regional variations ) and mardy was our very favourite new word. Lets all be mardy together.

boo letting you see my handwriting was like you were seeing me naked or something. Now I feel like you said I have a great rack and am preening

Running?! Well I think you have every right to be smug. I am not a runner. I have boobs that get in the way. Even the thought of running is actually quite painful. I am still in my dressing gown.

Mardy is an excellent word. Can be used with arse. As in .....is such a mardyarse.

I used the boob excuse for many a year, but have a sports bra that kind of squishes them flat, so they're not so cumbersomejust cover my entire front torso Anyway, you is exempt for now, and must stay on sofa and indulge yourself, so I shall leave it nine months until I bully you into trying it.

I am going to cupcake decorating course I bought my friend on groupon this arvo. Squee!! I know cupcakes are like soooooooooooooo two years ago, but I get to eat them after so ha. I have a really annoying 'friend' on fb who is currently about to start a cupcake business, and is updating the world on every miniscule development so I have to do a really good icing job so I can rub them In Her Face. (not literally, that would be a waste of cake) Is it reasonable to hate someone based on their baking enterprises? She's acting like she invented the sodding things. Me, I just like to eat cake, not make such a frickin song and dance about it.

Running on a sunny morning is good for the soul Mole (see what I did there?!) I am unable to run at the mo due to random knee injury. But am just about to go boxing instead. Will get rid of my aggression (aforementioned droid never really showed up yesterday. It's fucking with my head now)

Isn't mardy a great word?

Beaver Falls? is that a real programme?

Cupcakes? Did someone say cake?

Completely reasonable Moley. I have been known to delete people for poor grammar & other stuff. I'm not a complete bitch honest!

Sorry; clearly I was not in my right mind, twas a bit of a stressful day yesterday.

Sunny wtf? That is absolutely not on and whilst I am crossing everything that the fecker doesn't actually show up properly I am totally ready if it does with this here armour-piercing tank destroying gun thingy. If there is anything worse than a droid that shows up bang on time it's a droid that fucks with your head.

This talk of running scares me. It's like camping only with more knee injuries and less bacon.

I have the menkul. Where is my droid?

Poas poas poas!

I did on Friday Alps it said dream on. It was a First Response. I'm pretty sure I'm pre menstrual. Gah this is annoying.

Cunty you have a great rack as well, of course.

Lo bitches. I am possibly still pissed from Sat eve's acey pacey party - went to bed at 4am, walked to a sacred oak tree today, drank wine. Work tomorrow is going to be interesting.

I made cup cakes so beautiful they will never, I repeat NEVER be eaten.

So, today is the anniversary of my m/c- had kind of wanted to mark it in some way -is that weird?- so had bought bottle of commemoratory fizz (I know, that prob is weird) and mentioned to BBB not to drink it as I wanted to drink it together later. Just got back from cupcake thing, and ask him if he'll raise a glass to ickle angel baybee with me, and he says, wait for it, 'oh, i thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant, and also, I thought you'd be later than this, so I already drank half'. AIBU to think he's a cunting twat be really annoyed with him? Anyhow-am off to drink to a year of not being diffed by myself. You'll find me in the ring repeatedly smashing my glass and jarring insensitive wankers. Laters.

Dearest Moley, YADDDDDDNBU. Pour me a glass and I'll drink with you

Sorry have not been around much. Forgive my absence

Loveliest Mole I am having a drink with you right now. Men are great at saying the worst thing at the worst times.

moley that really is a typical insensitive man comment. Especially the bit about thinking you were diffed. Talk about rubbing salt in the wound. But I think your original idea to do something was a nice thought. Hope you got through the day ok.

I cannot/am not able to "enjoy" running. I appreciate the fact that it massively aids weight loss in me. But I do not find it interesting or rewarding. The only way (for me) to get through it is to have an exact 30 minute playlist on the ipod. :( I am not built for running (tits 'n' ass, tits 'n' ass). Although I am idly considering challenging JB to "get fit" and do the Cologne sprint triathlon with me next september. I could swim/cycle forever, but I can't run - so that'll be my challenge.

Before I met JB I was in training for a triathlon but he's an unhealthy pig. I have had such the weekend with him.