30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Does that mean you have no need to stick your finger in dykes around your way? That's a shame. I'm sure the BESH fiddling with her box up there could have helped you with that.

JB might've got me Diffed quicker had there been more dyke action. ;)

Bugs you must be diffed. You were (ahem) a little emotional earlier this week, you're forgetting things and you've done The Sechs. Differ. For sure.

Boo your birthday sounds splendid.

Euro there's a woman I know who has given birth unexpectedly twice. She claims she had zero idea both times. No one else suspected. No obvious bump. Smoked & drank throughout.

My needles woman said I had a much improved pulse today

Kat how's your new box?

I used to live in Brussels, hence the name. I liked it but I'm not sure it could be claseed as "fab"!

Sunshine how is that posible???? Are you sure you didn't just read that in takeabreak?

It's mental denial I think. There is no way you cannot know. Bear used to kick so violently we'd watch my abdomen move and shudder. Light periods are one thing, an alien about to burst out quite another.

The first time I believed her. I saw her everyday & couldn't tell. The day before she gave birth I saw her & she was complaining of having wind! When she was in labour she thought she had appendicitis. Her boyfriend called an ambulance. The second time I saw her everyday and didn't notice. You would have thought she might have recognised the symptoms. True story though.

I agree, total denial. Especially second time around! However I bet it would be lush to get through a pregnancy without even knowing about it, therefore no menkulling at all.

My box has been thoroughly played with. MrK came home and he had a go on it too.

sorry about your grandma bugger hope the funeral goes ok

Sorry to hear about your Grandma Bugs, we cross post earlier.

Sorry about your Grandma Bugger

bugger I'm sorry to hear about your family woes. :( A lot of us have very shit families and there are at least 3 of us who live in different countries to our parents for good reasons! As for the cycling, you may wish to introduce yourself to cossie over in CRESH who is a cyclist - she did cycle throughout her pregnancy but I believe she did start taking it easier and incorporating cake stops in to her days out! Btw, am Alpine due to being a skiier, not because of amazing views. :( That is the one thing I miss massively about the UK!

boo Have you laid an egg yet? How did the 2-nights-in-a-row sechs go?

sechs fail last night Pone but haven't laid an egg yet according to the dictator so we'll fit one in tonight instead.

Hello- am here, content but dull. Sunshine is making me happy. For various reasons I have reread a couple BESH freds over last couple of days- made me laaaarf- I think it could be published as some kind of conceptual novel. I would take We could share rights etc. It would be the witty bitter truth about TTC in your midthirties ish.

Sending my most adoring wet love to all.

That would make a brilliantly hilarious book. Remember the colour chart!

Cheers Medee.

Cunty (oh you of the lovely handwriting), I think mumsnet have already thought of that one. I think they get first dibs on all of our musings don't they?

A bike called Jude? Same reason as mine is called Dave Bugger ?