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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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buggerlugs82 · 03/08/2011 13:05

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MaudLebowski · 03/08/2011 13:06

Hi Boo

Toddler is 13months, I was lurking last time but got a suprise insta-diff and didn't dare come in. This time I've only just come off the pill- not keen on having two under three but being 37 ( I think...or possibly 36...see dementia already) there's not really any time to hang about.

eurochick · 03/08/2011 13:32

Hi Maud.

Happy birthday Boo!

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MadameBoo · 03/08/2011 17:58

Well, smallboo has gone for a sleepover - mrboo has driven him and I am nekkid in a darkened room. It's so bloody hot I want to climb in my fridge for a bit.

Bugger Please to not feel bashed dear heart.

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starcuntmole · 03/08/2011 18:03

Have a filthy evening dearest boo x

InTheSunshine · 03/08/2011 18:14

Brownie what a crock of shit. I'm so sorry. Poor you and Mr Brown & Small Brown. Sorry that bad things happen to lovely people.

Welcome Maud. I love that film.

buggerlugs82 · 03/08/2011 18:48

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MadameBoo · 03/08/2011 18:53

He hasn't come back yet. Has he left me? I'm hoping Aragorn's going to turn up (no sulking Rie, it is my birthday after all). (Just in case there is anyone in the universe who doesn't know that yet?) :o

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Ariesgirl · 03/08/2011 22:13

Hey! I am on the pill, but had sex on day 25 last month. My bf withdrew but I got a bit of spunk on my fanny, I'm now late could i b pregnant?

starcuntmole · 03/08/2011 22:22

(stealth hug masquerading as stage directions>

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MadameBoo · 04/08/2011 00:47

Oh Rie :( I am hammered. I luffs you. Please to go to docs. I will be going myself if no diffment from shag dictator this month. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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AlpinePony · 04/08/2011 08:15

rie :( I don't care who's watching, you're getting a hug bach.

I am awed that both starcunt and maud have lurked since the beginning of time! ShockGrin

boo Did you get your birthday Sechs on?

owlbooty · 04/08/2011 09:08
KlairvoyantKat · 04/08/2011 09:58

Exciting day here. We are changing from Sky to Virgin. I will have to spend all afternoon working out how to operate the new box. That's about as thrilling as it gets at the moment. It will at least take my mind off freaking out and prodding my boobs.

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MadameBoo · 04/08/2011 10:12

Playing with your box all day Kat? That sounds like my idea of bliss

Alps we got the sechs on before we went to the flicks and got drunk, in between me mumsnetting. Short, sweet and hopefully effective. Got 2 bars again today so round 2 tonight.

I took minibottles of rosé into the cinema and drank them whilst sitting at the back. I think this teenage behaviour is a reaction against the fact that next year will be my 40th. I didn't fall down the stairs on the way out but I was a little unsteady on my feet.

No hangover! Hooray!

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eurochick · 04/08/2011 10:44

Rosé, cinema and sechsy time. That sounds like a great birthday. Even better than spending all afternoon playing with your box.

Ariesgirl · 04/08/2011 12:15

SOrry! I was pissed last night. I can hardly remember writing that, but I do know that it was intended to be funny.

KlairvoyantKat · 04/08/2011 12:19

aries the English was too good. It was funny never the less. Next time use more crap abbreviations, such as "dtd" and "preggo" for heightened comic effect.

AlpinePony · 04/08/2011 12:26

aries I think Kat means babydance rather than dtd. You should also have made use of 2 from the following : condom, sterilisation, menopause and lesbian sex.

KlairvoyantKat · 04/08/2011 12:30

boo I am astounded you had time for sechs, with all that MNing, FBing and going out for lunch and to the cinema. Am impressed with drinking wine in the back of the cinema though. Very classy. You should've done the sechs at the back of the cinema too for added style.

KlairvoyantKat · 04/08/2011 12:32

ah yes BD, I forgot about that. I think if I asked Mr Kat if he wanted to "babydance" he would probably puke.

eurochick · 04/08/2011 13:47

Rie one of my friends actually got PG with her accidental third without having sex. They were fooling around and he came near her. FFS. She doesn't even have the excuse of being 17 and uber-fertile. She was 36 when this happened.

Pony do they have booze in Dutch cinemas? They did when I lived in Belgium. So much more civilised.

AlpinePony · 04/08/2011 13:56

They do eurochick, but it's just under 3000 euros a bottle (Grolsch). Dutch cinemas are crap tbh, they're no Kineopolis. :(

buggerlugs82 · 04/08/2011 16:19

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AlpinePony · 04/08/2011 16:31

I do bugger but I live in the hilly bit above see level. Yep fo sure, nl has hills not alotta people know that.

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