30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

There will be no flouncing here
I for one have never flounced

This is wonderful! Well done you 3! Large gins all round except the preggers ones - ha!

I would like to flounce occasioally to broaden my horizons, but unfortunately I am very easy going and reasonable and never take offence at anything.

n

Ha ha, we're on 'Most Active'- and the last post was an 'n'.

Yes,I remember that bit Cunty.

Remember this poem:
'Pandora, I adore ya.
I implore ye, don't ignore me'.

Sunny, I have been tempted to get some felt tips out. I might have got the job done quicker.

I have never flounced - however I have banged my laptop shut and stropped off for a fag on the doorstep on occasion because I've been paranoid about something. Usually just before metal fucker arrived.

Medee Thanks you, I am appeased.

I loved that bluddy book Mole.

Last one I read was 'AM and The Weapons of Mass Destruction'.

He's quite annoying as a grown up though.

I tried to join another Fred once as well as being a BESH but I couldn't keep up.

I was really disappointed when I was with my first 'proper' boyfriend and I asked how long his Thing was and he'd never measured it with a ruler.

I can never think of beetroot without thinking of Bert.

I would just like to point out that in my post of 21:47 I should have said that I had smallboo on a boob and a glass of Guiness in my opposite hand. Unfortunately my nipples don't work like straws.

Ah well I'd read Judy Blume's Forever Cunty so I thought that all boys gave theirs a name, like Ralph.

Bert! Vesta curries!

Have you read the one she did about the Royal family? She killed off the Queen Mother, before she was dead in Real Life, which I always thought was a little off.

And Queenie. Adrian Mole & Judy Blume are responsible for most of my sex education.

I don't mind the name Ralph, but could never use it precisely because of 'Forever' ! Bathroom floor!

Did you have one copy that got passed round everyone & the sex pages had the corners turned down?

No? Just my school then.

Judy Blume covered periods a damn sight better than my mother- although did Margaret not have the sanitary towels that used to fix to a belt?!!

And on that note I'm going to bed.

It was in the library, and I believe may have been page 64, although my friend Sarah who nicked it could probably correct me there.

Ha!! Yes, a pink belt. How odd.

I remember smuggling The Thorn Birds into school so we could read the dirty bits during breaktime in the loo. Crap really, not half as much mileage as a Jackie Collins.

Night Sunny. I think Adrian's was 11cms, so I hope MrS can beat that

In the Thorn Birds didn't she deliberately get pregnant by just squeezing her pelvics for about half an hour after teh sechs even though her boyf/husband didn't want her to? Maybe this is where we are going wrong?

I don't remember much. I just know she fell in love with a priest.