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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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buggerlugs82 · 01/08/2011 18:16

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MadameBoo · 01/08/2011 18:38

I am too hot to fight in Jelly Bugger.

'Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough'! :o

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kat2504 · 01/08/2011 18:48
InTheSunshine · 01/08/2011 19:00

Quickly flashes small & pert boobs

buggerlugs82 · 01/08/2011 19:01

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kat2504 · 01/08/2011 19:07

I want to have a sort of dual personality thing going on. KlairvoyantKat will be back to
a) piss off people on the OMG I had sex five minutes ago and now my boobs ache threads.

b) to make use of the crystal ball to answer questions of any BESH

InTheSunshine · 01/08/2011 19:13

Bugs it's got be Hendricks dahling. With cucumber instead of lime. It's great (if a bit pretentious)

Kat all women have multiple personalities so of course you are allowed Grin

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InTheSunshine · 01/08/2011 19:20

With Feverfew Tonic apparently. I only know these things as I deal with posh hotels a lot. In general (speaking for all BESH) I think Any Gin Will Do.

buggerlugs82 · 01/08/2011 19:38

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Medee · 01/08/2011 19:41

It's fevertree tonic- lovely stuff!

buggerlugs82 · 01/08/2011 19:51

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InTheSunshine · 01/08/2011 19:54

Thanks Mede

Bumsexears in the hallows of the BESH, someone (was it Mole or Wol??) wrote an amazing song to that tune. Hunt it down. 'Tis ace.

InTheSunshine · 01/08/2011 20:02

Oh Bugger Medee is not a posh cow. Just better informed on Tonic varieties than us.

buggerlugs82 · 01/08/2011 20:10

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InTheSunshine · 01/08/2011 20:13

Dunno. I am looking too. Will try & post the link.

buggerlugs82 · 01/08/2011 20:14

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Ariesgirl · 01/08/2011 20:40

Who is calling my luffly mate Meds a posh cow?

buggerlugs82 · 01/08/2011 20:42

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Ariesgirl · 01/08/2011 20:42

Er...hang on. Is Katkin diffed? Good lord! Here's hoping this one sticks, ly love. Squeeeee!

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AlpinePony · 01/08/2011 20:47

bugger are you perchance referring to the thread 'I only had sex once and we used a condom, am I pregnant'? Last seen on a mizz problem page in 1987. Dumb cunts.

AlpinePony · 01/08/2011 20:49

Fraid so old chap, threatened the boyfriend with infidelity or probing tests unless he manned up and did the job properly.

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