30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

MORNING CUNTY!

Yes, that's the experience we get after nights out on the Rose. Only he doesn't say Cunty, obviously.

How's the head Mole? Have you been able to eat crap all day or have you had to get on with things?

Bugs I don't use the shag dictator. I have thought about it but I would be Clutching At Straws.

I don't use a shag dictator. For the past few months (since starting temping so I can see these things) I ovulate alternately on days 15 and 17 (obviously one ovary is a bit slower than the other) so I don't really see the need for one.

I have had a very exciting weekend. A very close near miss at a roundabout when some twat pulled out straight in front of me then spotted me and braked to a halt right in front of me. And then started yelling at me. Someone else then turned up at the roundabout and started yelling aggressively that it was my right of way. I was of course well aware of that- I'd just had to do an emergency stop on a roundabout ffs - but I was gesturing at the twat to move because he was blocking my exit from the roundabout. Grrrr. Anyway, I told them all they were dickheads and eventually went on my way. That was a more stressful trip to Sainsbos than I had been hoping for. Other than that, I have seen Harry Potter (pretty good but as usual not as good as the book), drunk too much pink wine, but prolly not as much as cunty, and tried out a mooncup for the first time. The excitement never ends.

I hope everyone else has had a good weekend.

I love pink wine and use a mooncup. Euro, we're practically sisters!

I think it's been the day for twat drivers. I was behind 2 near accidents on the way to visit MIL today.

Evening all! Back from hollybobs relaxed, golden and wiser about the world.

euro things like that remind me why I dont drive, people are such twats

bugs I don't use one either, too clinical and too much like scheduled fun for me!! I don't need much persuading to have sexy times..

I blame the sun, Boo.

We stopped about a foot apart. It was a bit too close for my liking. It takes quite a lot to shake me up, but that shook me! As my Dad used to say when I was learning to drive (and making sure I had a tank-like ancient VW for my first car) - you don't just have to think for yourself, you have to think for all the twats on the road.

But it is veh cool that we are pink wine and mooncup sistas.

Welcome back Cherry wiser about the world? Please to tell of your experiences, sounds all spiritual. Must be lovely to shag when the fancy takes you - after 1 1/2 years of trying and my 40th birthday just over a year away we need to do something extra to try and tip the balance in our favour. I can't remember the last time we did the sechs spontaneously (sigh)- but that also has a lot to with having a 3 year old around most of the time.

I agree the sun seems to turn people into angry boy-racers chick. I did use some hand gestures on occasion today.

Fuck me that crystal ball is good.

Early testing is the work of the devil i know

but i think i have the palest of pink lines....

Please let this one grow. Please please please.

The next three days until droid due are going to drag so badly.

cautiously lifts top It is July y'see and I'm fucking freezing.

hmmmmmm.

Of course, moley.

kittykat, that sounds terribly exciting.

I am having a bad start to the week. I made the mistake of checking facebook on the way to work. Yes,you've guessed it, there was duffage news. Four of us from my year at school got married last summer. One had her baby in April (must have been a honeymoon job). This morning one of the other two had posted an update about her bump. The other came up as tagged in someone's wedding pics. With a massive bump. That just leaves me. I guess it is an encouraging tale for others. Based on this straw poll, 75% of people in their mid-30s will get upduffed within a few months. The other 25% will turn into a bitter crone and post about mooncups on the interweb.

Am in the Starbucks beside the courthouse kacking it slightly. Not as bad as yesterday, but am certainly not as chilled as I would like to be. I hope my OH is okay. He has a tendency to become defensive when he has absolutely no need to be. Fingers, toes and legs crossed...

As for mooncups, my period used to be too heavy for mine. I used it for a while, but had to use pads too, and after a while I gave up the ghost.

And as for you kittykat...

I have already P O 3 more S. First response says yes, and with a better coloured line. It is still at least 2 if not more like 3 days early though. Superdrug own test also says yes. Cheapie says yes too! But one of them appeared to have a line when I dipped it in a glass of orange squash. I trust first response though!

I am now absolutely petrified of course. If I had the good sense to wait until next month I would have the results of my miscarriage investigations and then I would presumably be offered some treatment if appropriate. But I don't have my next appt at the clinic until 2nd September. Will probably have to trust to better luck. I'm taking the low dose aspirin anyhows.

I was doing FMU at half past four. That's when Mr K gets up to go to work. I wanted us to do the magic moment together for once!

How many sticks are you planning on weeing on? Will you be rivalling ladyg's (literal) crown?

I feel more confident about naked dancing now - especially now that it's warmed up. But as I took a long walk at lunchtime in inappropriate footwear I now have blisters on the soles of my feet (a la Paul Simon) - so actually I'm going to dance in my chair - like one of Richard Simmons' fat people on a cruise ship.

I have two more spend sticks and about a dozen cheapies left.

brownie hope it is all going well in court today and MrB is coping ok with the stress of it all. Fingers crossed for a good outcome for you.

you can't get rid of me that easily! This time I am not spending too much time in differ-land until I have seen visual evidence that it might actually stick to my teflon womble. In the meantime I will remain in De Nile.

Oh dear. Buggerlugs - we don't just piss off when we've had a win... We've all been there too, with varying degrees of fucking horrible shite to deal with . I seem to remember that the motto was something like, "no BESH left behind?!" Sounds like you need a fight!! I may not be as mobile as I was, but my fists are like steel...!

What I'm wondering, is where the hell Rie is? She's been very absent of late. I seem to remember there was something about work being busy in the summer...? I hope that's the answer.

Closing submissions at court apparently. Ugh.