30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Hello dear Brown - so how was the first half?

Alps - keep your filthy mind in check!!

It's hard to know Boo. The family court runs with some pretty unjust initial presumptions. See Fathers for Justice for a full run-down on how fucked up it is. So far it's gone in my OH's favour, but his ex is sitting there crying, and apparently this may be all she need continue with to succeed.

All the very best for Monday. What a horrible thing for you all to be going through :(

Night... Am losing my way here...

boo r u still there?

browneyedgirl not that I don't want to speak to you too, just hoping you're getting well deserved and much needed sleep >

I'm going to bed now lovelymole. And so should you. anyone would think we get a lie in on a Sunday

And so to bed.

Saturday even . See, I'm so tired I don't even know what day it is :o

rie that's fucking shit. Really. Sort it the fuck out Dictator of Shags.

I have foolishly had a browse around some of the rest of Conception and giving some biology lessons.

Anyway I have finished my breakfast and am peering into my coffee dregs and my crystal ball. Here are my predictions:

A small owl-like creature will arrive into ESH-land within the month
A bleeping fucker will be mercilessly massacred by a gang of women
Before this thread is over, a baybee-to-be will be won by a wizened crone
Sunnier days in exotic climes will by enjoyed by some
A certain Kat may get some gainful employment

My crystal ball is quite cloudy now, I will consult it again later.

Ok bugger you have first dibs on the crystal ball baybee.
I have a hangover. The crystal ball did not predict me and MrK drinking lots of wine last night while watching old films. He was not happy that I had got to the age of 33 without ever having seen Pulp Fiction. He seemed to know the entire dialogue.
I now feel a bit queasy (wine was accompanied by pie, gravy, mash and chocolate cheesecake with cream - see how well my ttc weight loss diet is going?!)
brownie hope all goes well tomorrow. Will be thinking of you.

Still no news from bitey? I hope everything went well and biteybach is doing fine.

Whoop Kitty splendid staring at balls there

Dear BEShies, I am full of rage and have thus nipped in to punch everyone in the face and steal all your gin. Why are consultants such twats? Why are they ALWAYS such twats? Answers on a postcard pliz. I suspect they will mostly burn in hell like estate agents and taxmen.

I am hoping this is over and in your favour v.soon, lovely. If it's any consolation I too would be mightily irritated by someone snivelling and snottering throughout and would probably rule against them or ask them to STFU.

Buggers anyone who says 'OMG Am I????' requires boilling in hot oil. Immediately. Perhaps we need to install a BESH cauldron.

Do you think we'd all be banned from MN if everytime there was an OMG I blinked this morning does this mean I'm diffed? Fred we went on & said just FPOAS and find out??

Let's bring the consultants in Wol & we can give them a good pasting. Snogs to you. Here, have this large gin & some cake to appease your rage.

I am sat in garden reading The Crimson Petal & The White. T'is ever so good.

owl they'll need to fight for a place with the recruitment consultants in addition to the aforementioned estate agents.

Kat how are you supposed to feel amorous on an empty tum?

sunshine just do it. Far too many thick cunt around here, c.f., MOG! I watched a horror film have I killed my baybee?

Ps boo have you weed as per the dictator yet? With any luck you will lay an exciting egg v soon.

aries you need to find a nice doctor and demand your baby. You have so much of the Sechs you'll wear it down to a nub and everyfink.

burgers don't be so dismissive. As any fule nos, once you've tried to get Diffed using a Willy, an alternate option is to start a thread saying 'am I pregnant? We've been trying for 4 days now'.

Alps I forgot the press the button yesterday 'cos of rushing round to get ready for the wedding and everything. So I did this morning and it's now day 7 and it asked me to POAS so I did and I put it in and it's switched itself off! Is that it's way of telling me that there's no chance ever ever ever? I have put fresh batteries in.

I have just realised I put it in upside down . Now it doesn't want me to do it any more. I am such a twat. :(

It switches itself off after a few minutes, but still does the reading. I never had the time to sit and wait but would come back half an hour later, turn it on and it would've read the stick although if you turn it back on without removing the stick it will shout at you. I got the stick upside down first day too and I've got an ology so am a scientist. You live to wee another day boo.

It goes in so much easier when you do it properly doesn't it? :o

By the way Kat I love the new name and the Mystic Meg postings. One a week please!

I'm broken. Wedding last night. Rose wine. Broken.

On the plus side, thinking of nominating Molette for some kind of daughter of the year for sleeping in with us til 11.30 before demanding breakfast. She is truly awesome. But I'm still broken.