30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Up very early and logging on to see if biteybaybee has arrived!

Sorry to hear your nephew is back in hospital aries, sending good vibes that way and hope he is back home again soon.

shiney I have never undertaken any dildocamming preparation work. Last time I had one she made me put the dildo thing in myself, underneath the modesty sheet so I don't think she saw much fanjo at all.

Oh RieRie :( Prayers for Rieneph being said as I type. Hope it all comes good xxxx

BESH power vibes going to SunnyDelight today and RieNeph.

Sunny if you are still about - it's all usually under a sheet (until you get blase about it) so no worries about bush. It's actually quite interesting to see your innards I found.

Pliz to have some more lovely BESH in the Deli asap please. I miss you.

You are right sindysminge I was delighted to see a dominant follicle and all that jazz showing that the ovaries are at least doing some of their job. It was nice having one done when not pregnant - no trauma anticipated or involved. The nice lady even managed to accurately guess what cycle day I was on.

Ok it isn't that thrilling really. I regret not getting a picture for facebook. But good luck sunny hope it goes well.

any news from bitey yet? I keep checking hoping to hear of baybee bitey's safe arrival. Clearly I am too soon. And clearly spending this much time on MN already today means no useful jobs will get done.

I do keep posting in the deli BB (apparently if you surround yourself with pregnant wimminz it gives good vibes to one's barren womble).

So may BESH to send good vibes to today, Brownie for courtcase, Sunny for FC, Rie for babyneph, and the layers over in the deli. Candles lit all over the place for the ESH.

*many

Blimey. Is Biteybach on his way out?

Yep - she was hooking herself up to the tens machine last night and hasn't posted since, go and have a look...

Very exciting, though i can't believe time has passed so quickly! My sister nearly punched me when I said that about her pregnancy - she said the last thing time feels is quick when you're waddling around like a duck. And Milano as well.....a BESH clusterlay indeed.

How are you, my lovely?

Ok today ta, day 4 of the shag dictator, think I have to POAS on day 6, is that right? Playing with it has revived my interest in ttc this month as was a bit of a mess on Monday. Am waiting for my Mom to arrive and then I'm going to get to grips with painting our downstairs bathroom while she plays with smallboo.

Poor RieNeph - I shall abstain from Croque Madames until after shabbat.

Fuck me kat - I didn't know they could do that! Stick a dildocam up you, hold a damp finger up to the wind and declare CD18!

boo Have you made that shag dictator your bitch yet? Are you planning on showing Mr Boo how to press the button so he can see whether he's on duty or not?

And how are things chez Ramslady?

Btw, forgot to say, have booked to go camping in Bodmin, last weekend in August...

Woohoo. Camping in Bodmin you say? Not in Bodmin I hope? Somewhere nearby?

I have the predroid grumps as well.

Don't know about AriesNeph yet. Have to wait to hear. Got an op this afternoon.

sorry Alps x-post. I have made it work - I had some batteries and thought they were duff so bought some new ones and it didn't seem to work with those either. I then realised that the M button wasn't the on/off switch .

Great idea about getting MrBoo to press the button. I'm hoping that Wed 3rd (my birthday) will be a good day as my friend is having smallboo overnight so we could get some serious sechs done.

pone I think she was only able to guess CD6 because I had next to no endometrium going on and had just finished the droid the day before! But yes, i was a bit surprised too. I would have been more impressed if she hadn't commented that the gas in my tummy was making it harder to locate left ovary Nobody told me not to eat indian takeaway the day before!

Fingers crossed for AriesNeph and Bitey and BiteyBach

Rie it's a farm in Blisland.

We really do need to up the diffage round here. By the end of August there will only be five members of the Deli who are diffed.

I have imaginary sore boobs today and am feeling tired/lazy. I am clearly 3 weeks pregnant, n'est ce pas?

Well I would like to help up the duffage rate but my temp plummeted this morning and I am grumpy as fvk, so I think AF is imminent (due tomorrow).

that's bollocks eurochick it's not like it isn't rubbish enough anyway without having pmt aswell. i suspect that my pmt is about to start very soon too. The signs (as opposed to my imaginary symptoms of my invisi-baby)are starting to appear. Oh well. I will be able to drink lashings of Turkish wine on my holibobs.

Hollibobs for me next month too. Thanks fvk.

I am in a properly foul mood today due to the local hospital losing my referral not once but twice. The full saga is on the 6 months + thread. I can't type it all out again here. It'll wind me up to think about it again.

When are you off on les vacances you two?

boo kudos on the dirty romantic night sans enfant- my some of the BESH's imagination will be running wild that night

I am FFJ ing but have not SWI yet, due to combination of apathy and forgetfulness- I need a kick up the arse, if I'm going to be in any postition to be pissed off at droid's arrival- will not have the same bitter and twisted ring if I forgot to have the actual sechs.

No tourists assaulted yet. I am stuck in the office. I might throw a couple in the Thames on my way home later though. :)

I have properly been trying for 8 cycles (AF just starting so on to cycle 9 tomorrow). By which I mean making sure that we are catching the right days plus various combinations of OPKs/temp charting/fertility woo. But we took a somewhat casual approach to contraception for a couple of years before that and in that time I have only had what I think was one near miss (got as far as implantation bleeding that had turned into AF by the time I had bought a pregnancy test).

As I'm 35 I am way over the 6months required for NHS investigations. Hence the referral.