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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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kat2504 · 26/07/2011 17:10

Rollerblading??! Goodness me cunty that is a bit energetic! I did roller skating a couple of years ago nearly (kids party thingy) I was proud of being the only one who did not fall over, until it was pointed out that this was easy to achieve when you hold the rail most of the time and go round at about two miles per hour!
Good luck for thursday sunny Have my fingers crossed for a FCFU.

I wish to consult the annals of ESH. Anyone here who has had recurrent mc blood tests done ? I had mine done a few weeks ago. No results till September but I got a letter today telling me that the lupus anticoagulant test needs to be repeated in two weeks time. Does this mean they have found a positive result on the first test? I am stressing. Secretary woman only works part time so can't phone hospital till Thurs. They never told me anything about having two blood tests to start with.

BrownB · 26/07/2011 20:43

So - how was HP Cunty? I went last week and thought it was totally awesome. Grin As for under 10's in a certificate 12 movie...! Surely not!! Hmm Grin

I am officially kacking it. My OH is trotting off to family court on Thursday/Friday for The Heinous Hearing from Hell. ie - he's fighting his ex who wants to move back to * and take their son with her. It's been pretty fucking horrendous frankly and has been a hard, stressful ride and now that D-Day is arriving am feeling sick with the thought of it. Bah.

InTheSunshine · 26/07/2011 21:45

Brownie that sounds utter wank. Will be thinking of you and your OH

BeamReach · 26/07/2011 23:20
BeamReach · 26/07/2011 23:22

that should have been a) OR b)...

BeamReach · 26/07/2011 23:31

yeah, ok so I am bit rusty... went away and looked it up. the test is not just one test... needs lots of different tests, which are combined to give result... and therefore often a repeat to clarify one way or other...reckon botched sample is still up there in running as well... hope that makes wait a bit more bearable??

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MadameBoo · 26/07/2011 23:39

BeamReach That's very kind of you to hop on and answer Kat's question. I don't know about witty banter, I am responsible for some inane babbling though?

Are you 30plus and ttc for ever and a day? Then find the BESHtionnaire and pull up a chair.

Cunty envelopes :o Please to say I have coined a word for the BESH vernacular?

Brownie I hope so much for the best outcome for you all, I'll be thinking of you on Thursday

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MadameBoo · 26/07/2011 23:40

oh and Sunny too.

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MadameBoo · 26/07/2011 23:41

Missing Rie. Where aaaaare you? :(

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starcuntmole · 27/07/2011 09:11

Yes boo you are now credited in the Dictionary of ESH!

beam we already loves you for helping out on of the coven thread contributors, so just be bitter and barren and you're well in.

purplep am all in awe of you having to face such a scary and grown up thing- especially when it's other people making decisions about your life. We'll all be with you and here for you in the proper chick flick sense of the phrase and puking with the stress in sympathy too. Shall we set up a massage and arm stroke rota? I'll take the late shift.

HP was really very good- I am the harshest critic of some of the other films, and have always had Big casting ishoos, but was really pleasantly surprised. And there were six people in the cinema. It just flowed better than any of the others, which I find jerk from scene to scene with not enough dialogue. And the dragon- I actually caught myself thinking, 'Well that's just an ordinary looking dragon, they could have got a fancier one' before I remembered that They Aren't Real.

kat2504 · 27/07/2011 10:43

Thanks beam That is very informative! And very nice of you to look it up for me too :) With their current performance record, I'm going for the "bolloxed up the first sample" option. Hope you will join us on here

I have clearly missed something in the last day or so. Why are we looking at our foofs in the mirror? I am happy to join in but would like to know the rationale. I'll get MrKat to have a look at it later if a second opinion is required.

brownie will be thinking of you too. That really does sound like an awfully stressful time. Hope you are doing ok.

eurochick · 27/07/2011 10:49

kat to console ourselves about the lack of duffage. We might not have won a baybee yet, but at least our fanjos have not been stretched to oblivion (apologies to the ESHes with a kid already but I will take whatever I can to cheer myself up at the moment).

I am on 11dpo and feel like the droid is imminent. Dammit.

kat2504 · 27/07/2011 11:06

Thanks eurochick

AlpinePony · 27/07/2011 11:22

eurochick They don't always get ruined. My cervix refused to "play the game" (i.e., maximum opening of 1cm) - therefore I have the vagina of a 12 year old virgin.

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owlbooty · 27/07/2011 21:42

Nice to see nobody has raised the tone in my absence. Grin

Looks like there will be two gaps in the Deli by the end of tomorrow (not me); can we have some new wins please?

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MadameBoo · 27/07/2011 22:09

Yes, me please!

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kat2504 · 27/07/2011 22:10
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MadameBoo · 27/07/2011 22:17
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starcuntmole · 27/07/2011 22:36

I'm already busy in the deli attempting to be the third person to give birth tomorrow- as if I'd let a meagre detail like a barren Joe Mangel get in the way.

Anyone watching Beaver Falls? There is a very pretty scottish boy in it.

I spent the afternoon in the park near a lady female human with four children, all of whom she referred to as 'you little piece of shit' including the 2 year old girl, who then, ironically, actually pooed on the ground after telling her 'mother' repeatedly she needed to go and getting told to Shut the fuck up. It was so heartwarming. FOUR FUCKING CHILDREN SHE HAD, FOUR!!
And Breathe.

brownie if you look in tonight, just wanted to wish you well tomorrow.

sunnyD don't forget to get your rat out for the nice dr. -power of BESH to you tomorrow too, you lunchtime-working-out-freak you Grin

InTheSunshine · 27/07/2011 22:38

Yes, where is our Rie???

InTheSunshine · 27/07/2011 22:44

X posts Mole! Thanks for thinking of me. Is it dildo cam etiquette to trim ones bush?! Your woman in the park sounds delightful.

Sending calm vibes to Brownie too.

Epic strike through fail above. Grrr.

Ariesgirl · 27/07/2011 22:53

Am here biatches. Thanks for missing me. Sorry, am working 14 hour days at the moment and am a bit frazzed. Sorry and headbutts to those with droids.

PS Wee Neph is in the hossie again. Would those of a praying disposition have a little word with Him Upstairs? Thanks :(

starcuntmole · 27/07/2011 23:37

Oh poor ariesneph, sending all the healthy healing vibes I can muster, and to all of ariesfamily.

Medee · 28/07/2011 05:05

Oh. Poor wee nephew.

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