30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Sorry for shityness lovely Boo. Can you find a quiet room to have a scream in? < wonders if it's just me that does that>.

The world is all off kilter at the mo

Well not one but two friends had babies this weekend (number one for one, number two for the other) so I am feeling a little grumpy and resentful this evening. Meh.

Happy anniversary bugger.

Metal fuckface 2 days early again. Cycles getting shorter. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse here :(

It does a bit, thanks. I shall go home, squat on a mirror and admire its compactness.

Horrible droid today. Girl from work pops in on her day off - she's been trying for her second. Announced her pregnancy. I cried in toilets. I am remembering last months ambivalence with such fondness.

Nice to see you Kat

Hair strokes and hugs Boo. Sucks for sure.

Yup. Me too though... though I only have one

Utter shit to the droid Boo < joins in kicking wearing small lurex hotpants & thigh high PVC boots. Just for the hell of it>

Ooooh Bumsex & Brownie what tattoos? I have one & want another too. Shall we all get BESH on our knuckles?

WINE? Why is Mr Sunny watching a programme about Ian Botham? FFS!!

Oh we are unashamedly dull. I have learnt to accept this .

I would pay to get someone else to do the sechs for me this month. First month with the shag dictator so maybe that will inject some excitment into proceedings?

Sorry for shitness my twinkly star, would you like a wallow in this crevice betwixt my buzwams?

I have been rollerblading tonight. FFS.

Sorry for being quiet of late, feeling like a fair weather BESH who only hangs out in times of WOOFL- am resolved to Do Better.

Hey- did you see cockdodger in the Deli?!

I'm going to see Harry Potter tomorrow, while Molette is in nursery. How many under 10s do you think will be there throwing popcorn and running in and out?

Smooches,tequila and roundhouse kicks all round.

Rollerblading? Were you wearing shorts and a headband a la 'kids from fame' Moley? sounds like fun. I would fall over.

I heard about Cock. Bloody marvellous.

I have The FC Appointment on Thurs. It's decision time. Feel a bit sick. Am still secretly hoping for miracle FCFU

Hairstrokes and slaps all round bitches.